Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

I don't think so, I think he's going to make his plea on the next court date on July 10.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Just send Nick to the San Francisco Jail, me and my homeboy Denny will take care of the rest.

Denny will beat him up so bad he'll be in a hospital on guerro street.

 

[Curt Sibling]

In Saul's video, Nick looks like he has lost some weight. I hope the poor boy isn't suffering from anxiety...!

 

[a dinosaur]

Nick shuffling awkwardly out of a courthouse in an orange jumpsuit is such a satisfying sight. Thanks, Saul!

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

I hate to say it but Nick looks better than expected.

probably because the police made him bathe

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This is good stuff, can't wait for the details!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Denny will beat him up so bad he'll be in a hospital on guerro street.

What a story Mark!

Yeah I know, but I had to....

 

[LordCustos3]

How about vidya of him riding back to the castle dungeon?

NUH NAH NAH NAAAH
NAH NUH NAH NAAAH
HEY HEY HEYYYY
GOOOODBYE!​

PS. Will get started on write up soon, but haven't eaten all day and need to get a bite first.

You were that close to The Shit-Smeared Orangutan....and managed to keep your appetite?

Spoiler: Why I say this

Front view

Side View

I TOLD YOU TO EAT BEFORE YOU LEFT DAMN IT

Uh-oh. Somebodies sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

[KatsuKitty]

You were that close to The Shit-Shained Orangutan....and managed to keep your appetite?

Just think of the poor CO who had to accompany him.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Just think of the poor CO who had to accompany him.

I do not envy the CO who will have Nick spread em and cough when he gets sentenced and transferred to a real prison.

 

[Zim]

I'm not ashamed to admit I watched that 5 times in a row.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He looks absolutely broken to me. Completely unanimated. I think the reality of his situation has set in.

 

[BroAlpha]

Saul, I'm a longtime Nick Bate watcher and made an account specifically to give you positive ratings and thank you for this. When I clicked on the site and saw the perp-walk picture on the homepage, I literally fist pumped uncontrollably on the couch. It then dawned on me how extremely happy I am about recent developments.

For the six months leading up to the arrest, I'd check back nearly every day for the possibility that he finally got locked up. Instead, I'd get a tweet like "hoo aboot thoose butts? Do some butts!" and "B-aunt wants me to shoower before my injection but I'm scared." I felt really bad for Anna, who it seemed like he was harassing with impunity and with no intention of stopping. Up until recently when he started tweeting about the investigation, I put the chances of a police intervention actually happening fairly low, but I dared to dream. And can dreams come true, folks.

I'm waiting for the court write up like it's motherfucking Game of Thrones.

 

[GS 281]

You know its a good thread when AnOminous and Saul are frequent posters. Good job Saul.

 

[John Titor]

I nearly forgot about this.

I have a request @Saul Goodman; the next time you go to his court session, mind if you make us a courtroom sketch? It doesn't have to be good.

 

[Jaimas]

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PS. Will get started on write up soon, but haven't eaten all day and need to get a bite first.

The sight of Sick Nick being frogmarched to the car brought pangs of joy to this old Kiwi's heart. Godspeed, Saul.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

If the 7/10 one is in "the real courthouse," in downtown Lancaster, it is just possible I could be there. I am a halfway-decent sketch artist. No Picasso. But halfway decent.

 

[XH 502]

Someone more AV-editing capable than I needs to put that video to the tune of "Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye". Seriously makes my day to see him in a prison jumpsuit.

(OT: Was that car riding on two donuts?)

The things I do for you people.

 

[LordCustos3]

Earlier in this thread, we all started debating the ins-and-outs of Nutraloaf.

Here are some folks trying out some of the more egregious examples. Needless to say, they are very unamused.

Then I remember what Nick did, and want to offer him a heaping slab of whatever is the worst Nutraloaf available. For every meal. Until the end of time.
Hopefully it constipates him so he stops "doodling" on the walls.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I nearly forgot about this.

I have a request @Saul Goodman; the next time you go to his court session, mind if you make us a courtroom sketch? It doesn't have to be good.

@Meowthkip , we need you.