Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

The problem there is that Bob, despite being from Boston, almost never fights back when attacked directly by people who could be his peers and when he does he throws out soft punches and regret filled compliments, usually through a cowardly subtweet

And when it's someone he's allowed to make fun of, the best he can manage is a pissy tweet or two that he assumes means he won the argument.

I think after getting stomped in the past he's trying to avoid looking like an idiot. I was hoping that soon we'd get another fight like when he tried to go after TotalBiscuit and ended up with egg on his face. But I can't really think of a "safe target" he'd feel comfortable trying to attack who would fight back and lead to an epic sperging.

 

[instythot]

"GUYS PLEASE PICK A NEW TARGET THAT'S NOT ME PLEASE! DOGPILE SOMEONE ELSE! I CAN'T TAKE BEING MADE FUN OF OR HATED BY THE CERTIFIED TWITTER GOOD GUYS(tm) CROWD!"
Fucking vile pussy bitch. Hope another Lindsay incident happens again and maybe knocks a bit of sense into this fatfuck's flabby head.

3265 pages mostly made of bad Twitter takes says nothing will knock a bit of sense into his fat head

 

[Vesperus]

I think after getting stomped in the past he's trying to avoid looking like an idiot.

Press X to doubt.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"GUYS PLEASE PICK A NEW TARGET THAT'S NOT ME PLEASE! DOGPILE SOMEONE ELSE! I CAN'T TAKE BEING MADE FUN OF OR HATED BY THE CERTIFIED TWITTER GOOD GUYS(tm) CROWD!"
Fucking vile pussy bitch. Hope another Lindsay incident happens again and maybe knocks a bit of sense into this fatfuck's flabby head.

The day Bob would gain any common sense is the day he decides to go on a diet or if pigs can sprout out wings naturally.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think after getting stomped in the past he's trying to avoid looking like an idiot.

Dude, he just threw shit at Doug Walker for absolutely no reason.

He's failing. The only way this will ever be accomplished is if he stops uploading to YouTube, quits Twitter, and gets a real fucking job. He's at his limit of forward advance as a content creator. It's all downhill from here.

 

[Soulless4510]

"GUYS PLEASE PICK A NEW TARGET THAT'S NOT ME PLEASE! DOGPILE SOMEONE ELSE! I CAN'T TAKE BEING MADE FUN OF OR HATED BY THE CERTIFIED TWITTER GOOD GUYS(tm) CROWD!"
Fucking vile pussy bitch. Hope another Lindsay incident happens again and maybe knocks a bit of sense into this fatfuck's flabby head.

Let's be real if Flim Robert had any sense he would have nuked his Twitter and go outside and walk around trying to lose some weight and read and watch other things other than capeshit.

But alas he still on twitter wasting his life away one tweet at a time

 

[Jazz never died!]

The capeshit movie-goers will watch anything. Of course they're going to add some extra female spidermans in there for good measure. Bob will celebrate this as a "forward, progressive thinking" movie ignoring the fact that it's just a woman once again replacing a male role instead of having their own unique characters. That way the studio can still be "progressive" while not actually doing anything creative or risky.

The only way this will work is if they said in a alternate universe Spider-Man was Mary Jane but Marvel did that with Spider-Gwen whos comic failed and is really only praised for her costume but is just female Spider-Man.
Then again i'm a Spider-Man fan who only likes the Reimi films for they got what makes Spider-Man. The others failed with the Awesome films having Peter being too cool without him being so nerdy that he can't blend in. The MCU films had him rely too much on Tony without Peter having to struggle with the responsibility and sacrifice of being Spider-Man with his sense of humor being the only thing keeping him sane.
Then again Bob loves the Reimi films and hates the Awesome films and only likeing the MCU films. Although he does love Animated film while woke was a good movie.

Dude, he just threw shit at Doug Walker for absolutely no reason.

He's failing. The only way this will ever be accomplished is if he stops uploading to YouTube, quits Twitter, and gets a real fucking job. He's at his limit of forward advance as a content creator. It's all downhill from here.

Doesn't everyone throws shit at Nostalgia Critic for his shit aniversery movies and his reviews becoming unfunny skit comedy instead of reviews with cut away gags that tied into the review. With Bob it's jealousy at Doug having a audience who loves and respects him and having a career lasting till the day he dies. While Bob is slowly dieing as he becomes Spax 2.0 with only trolls caring about him.

Let's be real if Flim Robert had any sense he would have nuked his Twitter and go outside and walk around trying to lose some weight and read and watch other things other than capeshit.

But alas he still on twitter wasting his life away one tweet at a time

Bob will just wallow and remarathon the MCU films while on twitter rather than getting off the internet and getting a life because it requires effort.

 

[AnOminous]

It immediately made me think of Pauline Kael and how nobody she knew voted for Nixon.

That is a comparison that would absolutely humiliate Pauline Kael if she were still alive. It does remind me of people I know, though, who were absolutely shocked at the election of Trump, as if somehow he just emerged magically out of nowhere with no support. And then they couldn't believe people liked him. Oh, so you think just because you managed to chase anyone who disagreed with you out of your weird Internet bubble, somehow they don't exist and don't vote?

Also it's still bugging me just to compare Pauline Kael to Chimpman in any way. Holy fucking Christ, Kael was one of the greatest film critics of all time and Chimpman is an absolute fucking moron. We remember the Nixon thing because Kael actually engaged in some serious self-analysis after realizing the fact she didn't know any Nixon voters was an intellectual failing. Chimpman will never, ever do this kind of reflection. He doesn't know them because they are subhuman mayonnaise ghouls, even though he is literally personally 90% composed of mayonnaise.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

It could just be more "Change the Channel" shit. Bob is the type of person that eats food long past the "sell by" date on the packaging. Both figuratively and literally.

Funny enough, I think @MarzGurl might be the only female dumb enough to cozy up to Bob. Lindsay made it pretty clear she didn't want to get involved. Some prize there. Luckily, her arms are long enough to accommodate his fat.

MarzGurl is basically persona non grata after what she did to Vic Mignogna and because of how much damage the resulting fallout did to the people who got involved. I would actually argue that she's in a worse place than Bob, because she never had an audience to lose in the first place.

It's more likely that she would try to attack Bob than cozy up to him, seeing as how that's the only way she's ever been able to get attention.

 

[AnOminous]

It's more likely that she would try to attack Bob than cozy up to him, seeing as how that's the only way she's ever been able to get attention.

Also Bob is exactly the level of loser who would strike out trying to hit on a worthless thot like Armzy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

 

[Captain Manning]

Doesn't everyone throws shit at Nostalgia Critic for his shit aniversery movies and his reviews becoming unfunny skit comedy instead of reviews with cut away gags that tied into the review. With Bob it's jealousy at Doug having a audience who loves and respects him and having a career lasting till the day he dies. While Bob is slowly dieing as he becomes Spax 2.0 with only trolls caring about him.

There's criticizing Doug for his mediocre content, and then there's the wackjob political shit Blob does.

Like, I don't even much care for Doug, and I can still opine that he likely doesn't deserve whatever stupid crap Blob is flinging at him right now.

Early Doug Walker was passable, IMO. Though there were always much better people on TGWTG (i.e. Brad Jones).

MarzGurl is basically persona non grata after what she did to Vic Mignogna and because of how much damage the resulting fallout did to the people who got involved.

I think you're falling into the same trap Bob does when analyzing people and groups. She's persona non grata here, and a couple of other places (those nasty "based and redpilled" places), but she's a stunning and brave woman elsewhere.

The simple fact of the matter is that the "mainstream" and "safe" option is the one Marzgurl almost always adopts. That unfortunately includes anything about Vic, TGWTG, etc. Cancel culture is pervasive.

KiwiFarm's Weebwars subforum isn't the entire Internet anymore than Twitter is.

 

[Drihten]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

He'll be thankful that he's a suburban retard instead of a "ruralite poor white racist", and maybe also that he had the privilege of watching capeshit and star wars.

 

[AnOminous]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

I may not be going to have a normal Thanksgiving, but I do have a fucking 20 pound turkey and I am going to be eating that motherfucker for a solid month. And so will anyone who visits me. Maybe we don't have a normal gathering, but we are certainly going to share food. We are just not going to have the usual gathering from five states. Thanks Obama or Trump or whoever.

 

[Drihten]

I may not be going to have a normal Thanksgiving, but I do have a fucking 20 pound turkey and I am going to be eating that motherfucker for a solid month.

A Turkey marinated in Mountain Dew?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I enjoyed the Procrastitara review. How is EFAP anyway? The 4+ hour running times and furries on staff are enough to keep me away at a first glance, but are they good at Film Robert commentary?

They are where I keep calling him Diabeto. The EFAP lore is Movie Blob has the super power of diabetes and his nemesis is Captain Exercise. Also, the EFAP meme community is VERY devoted. The anniversary meme went on for 20 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xJAClfvjAQ

 

[Vesperus]

A Turkey marinated in Mountain Dew?

You are what you eat.

 

[AnOminous]

You are what you eat.

This is beautiful, and a truth. Bob is literally a turkey marinated in Mountain Dew.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

You can't have genuine gratitude in life when you have never been genuinely happy.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Will the Chipmans celebrate Thanksgiving together this year? I want to see more of Cinema Robert’s culinary expertise like his blue cheese and chicken skin topped mac and cheese.