Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Wait a minute, before the mutilation Kevin used to have a girlfriend. He has never once compared it to the real thing and has only said that his doctors can't tell. Clearly even he knows ...

He claims to have had a fiance who was biologically female. But given he also claimed they introduced him to Steampunk Penny, that's proof enough his fiance was also MtF.

 

[Enoby Way]

I'm gonna elaborate on this for the lurkers.

"tidies which are buttons that you mash to make girl cum" is like Steve Carell's line about breasts feeling like bags of sand in the 40 year old Virgin. Just makes you lose all belief that he's ever had sex with a woman.

I mean really, did his cis girlfriend from before he trooned out react like this? Fucking doubt it, its him forgetting what non-troon reality is. It's well known that women's breasts are not that sensitive, and the person playing with them generally gets more excitement out of the act than the person having them played *with*.

The only reason having his "sex buttons" mashed (kill me) turns him on is because he's turned on by the thought of having breasts.

Spoiler

Also, respect to the wizard's sleeve vagina that can crack a troon's finger at ten paces. Squad goals and whatnot.

 

[White Devil]

Wizard Sleeve Troon Cracker is my new favorite term from this thread.

 

[Old Fart]

also the ranch got a new trailer

Spoiler: tetanus shot gofundme incoming

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They're really turning the ranch into a gypsy camp.

 

[glass_houses]

He claims to have had a fiance who was biologically female. But given he also claimed they introduced him to Steampunk Penny, that's proof enough his fiance was also MtF.

I just doubt that he had a fiance at all, regardless of their biological sex. I suspect that he's spent his entire life in awkward, sexless semi-relationships. He's probably made out a few times and the experience was disappointing for all concerned. My theory is that he's got a voyeuristic interest in sex and an AGP fetish, but that he's always been missing both the social skills and the genuine desire to have real, physical sex.

 

[White Devil]

If Kevin weren't a disgusting troon, he'd just be another pathetic incel posting on reddit about how being a nice guy doesn't get him laid. He'd be the subject of IncelTears instead of KF.

 

[Cool Spot]

Maybe Kev will get tetanus infection from that rusty shitcan and use it as an excuse to not work as his body spasms on the ground covered in Funko Pops and cat piss.

 

[Sarah Connor]

How hard Kevin is defending his surgery is evident that he knows it’s not good.

“d-d-doctors can’t even tell!”

yeah, can't even tell what the Am Hole originally was (insert laugh track here)

in all seriousness, if a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL cannot tell that the Am Hole is not a real vagina they probably fabricated their degree. just sayin'

 

[Spastic Colon]

I really wish we had a laughing sticker to hand out because I literally laughed out loud when I saw the picture of that trailer. That is what they are using to haul recycling? Have they ever actually recycled anything before? My neighbors and I regularly put out several bins of recycling for collection. That trailer probably wouldn't even be able to handle my street, much less my neighborhood. And this is what they plan to use to collect an entire county's recycling with? You could probably ask a 5th grader to come up with a proposal and get a more realistic plan.

I honestly wish I could see the reaction that people will have when they see a bunch of troons trying to stuff recycling into that trailer. How do you empty the containers into the trailer? You can't just open the door and add more stuff. It is going to fall out. And they will have to waste so much gas because it will take multiple trips to dump the stuff at the ranch so they have room to pick up more.

I knew it would be a disaster, but I didn't expect 3 stooges level of stupidity. They need to get a reality TV show deal for this. I would watch the shit out of the real troons of Colorado failing at every business venture ever. The tension between Bonnie and Kev would be a ratings goldmine.

 

[Particle Bored]

probably filling it up with garbage before transporting it to a bigger recycling center. that said, it's a tiny trailer and they're planning on doing recycling for the whole county? this looks like it could barely fit half a day's worth.

the thing also looks like it needs all of the tires replaced, so that's definitely more costs they'll have to beg for.

Half a day? That thing will be full after three blocks.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

yeah, can't even tell what the Am Hole originally was (insert laugh track here)

in all seriousness, if a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL cannot tell that the Am Hole is not a real vagina they probably fabricated their degree. just sayin'

Kevin don't care. Why do you think troons love to go to thai butchers?

 

[glass_houses]

I'm beginning to doubt that the recycling thing is even real. It seems monumentally negligent that any government body would just blindly accept a contract bid and not do a tour of the contractor's facilities first. Or is "Accept the cheapest, ask no questions" the way it's commonly done in 'merica?

 

[Sarah Connor]

Kevin don't care. Why do you think troons love to go to thai butchers?

right, I know. I'm just confused when it comes to why he's sperging out on twitter about "doctors can't differentiate a real female vagina and a neovagina" when literally no doctor is gonna be confused when they look at a neovag.. they're gonna be able to tell this person had SRS.
this just opens opportunities for troons talking about "oh I pass so well - cis women are SURPRISED when I say I'm trans uwu"... I'm sure that's what cis women are saying when you have the same hairline as Friar Tuck >///<

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm beginning to doubt that the recycling thing is even real. It seems monumentally negligent that any government body would just blindly accept a contract bid and not do a tour of the contractor's facilities first. Or is "Accept the cheapest, ask no questions" the way it's commonly done in 'merica?

While I'd like to believe that it is all bullshit. I've seen enough local government incompetence to know that it is entirely possible that someone awarded a contract based on cheapest option + affirmative action.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330287353332690944 (Archive)

What would an "evil" cis (normal) version of Kevin look like. Hard to imagine Kevin not being a troon, considering that being a troon makes up the majority of his personality.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

right, I know. I'm just confused when it comes to why he's sperging out on twitter about "doctors can't differentiate a real female vagina and a neovagina" when literally no doctor is gonna be confused when they look at a neovag.. they're gonna be able to tell this person had SRS.
this just opens opportunities for troons talking about "oh I pass so well - cis women are SURPRISED when I say I'm trans uwu"... I'm sure that's what cis women are saying when you have the same hairline as Friar Tuck >///<

It reminds me of Rhys bragging about his "passing privilege" and then telling a story about how he went to a party in a hot red dress and these two girls (probably lesbians uwu) came up to him and asked to take his picture because they got sooo wet from him stunningly passing. It wasn't like they wanted a picture of the hulking man in a red dress to show their friend Stacy and have a laugh at his expense, no sirree.

I assume Kevin thinks everytime someone calls him "miss" it means they totally believe he's a real woman and not because they're humouring the ogre.

 

[Prolego]

I'm beginning to doubt that the recycling thing is even real. It seems monumentally negligent that any government body would just blindly accept a contract bid and not do a tour of the contractor's facilities first. Or is "Accept the cheapest, ask no questions" the way it's commonly done in 'merica?

Not just in Murca, there was a cse in the UK a couple of years ago when the contract for supplying interpreters to courts was put out to tender and won by some kid working from his mum's backroom.

And back on topic, everything about these clowns screams Three Stooges. They posted a couple of photos of them feeding their animals by just chucking hay on the ground. Real farmers don't do that because in the rush to eat, loads of hay gets trodden on and animals don't like eating trodden on food covered in mud. Buy a fucking feeder. Or even weld one from a few bits of scrap metal. It'll pay for itself in a year or two.

Spoiler: Big Pics of Animals being fed Badly

And for anyone who wanted a better view of the rust

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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What would an "evil" cis (normal) version of Kevin look like. Hard to imagine Kevin not being a troon, considering that being a troon makes up the majority of his personality.

Clean, lush hair with a healthy hairline. Wears a three-piece suit with a silver pocket watch to work, business casual on his days off. Has a high-paying job: lawyer, doctor, or a famous professor doing consultancy on the side.
Not degenerate. In his first marriage, father of two healthy children who aren't allowed phones or tablets until they are older. Had thoughts about swinging to spice up their sex life, but decided against it. Drives either boring German luxury car, probably Audi A8, or a Lexus, but also has a Ford Mustang GT for weekends. No motorbikes, though. Still does quite a bit of yard work, always has his son "help" him. Makes a killer barbecue and never gives away his secret sauce, which is actually just a slight twist on the old recipe: he uses top-quality ingredients, white and green pepper instead of black, and a particular brand of Italian balsamic vinegar. Has a small library in his home, and collects old books related to his work: law codices, or anatomy manuals, whatever.

Doesn't use Twitter.

 

[farttpott]

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What would an "evil" cis (normal) version of Kevin look like. Hard to imagine Kevin not being a troon, considering that being a troon makes up the majority of his personality.

At the very least CisFrog has a job and doesn't post on twitter about his fantasies about masturbating over his own porn

 

[Pork Soda]

A little late but its actually impressive how much of an overinflated ego Kevin actually has. He creates these ridiculous arguments while angry--he makes statements that are outright untrue and honestly shouldn't matter to the trans community--because he's perceiving someone who is destroying his sexual fantasy of being a woman by reminding him that neovaginas aren't actual vaginas. It must make him feel so inferior. No wonder he despises cis women so much--their presence alone probably reminds him that he can only ever chase his fantasy. He proceeds to say that neovaginas are just like the real thing, so much so that medical professionals can't tell the difference. It's not inherently transphobic to say that neovaginas aren't real vaginas. It's just the truth. Selling it as a miracle surgery is dishonest and dangerous. God, he is fucking delusional.