The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Kosher Dill]

An autist, a fat man, an asshole, and a girl make their way across the south dealing with very angry people that want to beat them up.

The real answer was Super Mario RPG.

 

[The Last Stand]

It just ... works.

You, go to space. Okay.

 

[Vault Boy]

It just ... works.

You, go to space. Okay.

Starfield.

 

[Disc]

A small insect climbs down into a dark hole with a lot of other insects.

A child hallucinates to himself while suffocating in a box.

You get a dog. That's literally it, you get a dog.

 

[Cod of War]

A small insect climbs down into a dark hole with a lot of other insects.

A child hallucinates to himself while suffocating in a box.

You get a dog. That's literally it, you get a dog.

2. Binding of Issac

Edit: Is 1 Hollow Knight?

 

[Big Ruski]

Weeb kills people for sex

 

[Kosher Dill]

You get a dog. That's literally it, you get a dog.

Nintendogs.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Weeb kills people for sex

No More Heroes.

Angry drunk bald man murders half of Brazil.

 

[c-no]

No More Heroes.

Angry drunk bald man murders half of Brazil.

Max Payne 3

Polish pianist plays music with other people.

You get to be a janitor on the internet.

A man enters prison, tries to find a way out after he was thrown in.

 

[JektheDumbass]

A man escapes prison to talk to depressed people.

 

[Str8Bustah]

It just ... works.

You, go to space. Okay.

KSP.



- You wear sunglasses during a night operation.

- A miner skives off his job and takes a trip to Mars.

- A psychopath murders an entire army and sometimes flies around a bit.

- A bunch of kids try to restart civilisation on an alien planet.

- A kamen rider wannabe kill some bugs.

- You use a scarf to beat up monsters.

- You're the last mech pilot left that isn't a dirty cheater.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

- You wear sunglasses during a night operation.

Deus Ex

 

[draggs]

- A psychopath murders an entire army and sometimes flies around a bit.

Isn't this like almost every final fantasy

 

[Str8Bustah]

Isn't this like almost every final fantasy

same publishing company, but not the game I'm thinking of.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

same publishing company, but not the game I'm thinking of.

Drakengard?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

- A bunch of kids try to restart civilisation on an alien planet.

Rimworld? Or possibly Alpha Centauri?

 

[c-no]

same publishing company, but not the game I'm thinking of.

Just Cause

 

[Cod of War]

KSP.



- You wear sunglasses during a night operation.

- A miner skives off his job and takes a trip to Mars.

- A psychopath murders an entire army and sometimes flies around a bit.

- A bunch of kids try to restart civilisation on an alien planet.

- A kamen rider wannabe kill some bugs.

- You use a scarf to beat up monsters.

- You're the last mech pilot left that isn't a dirty cheater.

1. Deus Ex
2. Red Faction: Guerilla
3 Prototype

 

[Disc]

Max Payne 3

Polish pianist plays music with other people.

You get to be a janitor on the internet.

A man enters prison, tries to find a way out after he was thrown in.

2 isn't HyperSpace Outlaw, is it?

Boy, that game dropped off quick when it was done.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

You get to be a janitor on the internet.

Hyperspace Outlaw.


A boy in his teens sneaks out at night to see what his uncle is up to. It's nothing gay but he finds him in a dungeon.