Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Neko GF]

Clean, lush hair with a healthy hairline. Wears a three-piece suit with a silver pocket watch to work, business casual on his days off. Has a high-paying job: lawyer, doctor, or a famous professor doing consultancy on the side.
Not degenerate. In his first marriage, father of two healthy children who aren't allowed phones or tablets until they are older. Had thoughts about swinging to spice up their sex life, but decided against it. Drives either boring German luxury car, probably Audi A8, or a Lexus, but also has a Ford Mustang GT for weekends. No motorbikes, though. Still does quite a bit of yard work, always has his son "help" him. Makes a killer barbecue and never gives away his secret sauce, which is actually just a slight twist on the old recipe: he uses top-quality ingredients, white and green pepper instead of black, and a particular brand of Italian balsamic vinegar. Has a small library in his home, and collects old books related to his work: law codices, or anatomy manuals, whatever.

Doesn't use Twitter.

At the very least CisFrog has a job and doesn't post on twitter about his fantasies about masturbating over his own porn

Looking at Kev-Kev's online history, I'd still think he'd be a degenerate if he wasn't a troon. He'd likely still have a considerable amount of his fetishes and still have most have his manchild tendencies (i.e. chimping out at people for disagreeing with him and wasting money on hording toys).

The only real notable change would be that he wouldn't be interesting enough to get his own thread, due to the fact that the majority his entertainment value comes from him being the ultimate troon stereotype.

 

[Old Fart]

Drives either boring German luxury car, probably Audi A8, or a Lexus, but also has a Ford Mustang GT for weekends. No motorbikes, though.

No, the motorbike is for midlife, just after the second divorce, when he starts dating a much younger motorcycle chick and smoking pot for the first time since college.

 

[Montage]

He claims to have had a fiance who was biologically female. But given he also claimed they introduced him to Steampunk Penny, that's proof enough his fiance was also MtF.

Which was probably what set him off to get his own man-made vagina?

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)

Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her:

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him after their split up until February 2018. In May 2018 her new bf (they got together sometime in mid-2017) was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar for an entire year
• Had to bully him into writing thank you notes to her family.
• Kevin dumped his old mattress on her when he moved out, once he suddenly decided she was abusive and 100% responsible for the brother situation. He was also super fucking lazy and ungrateful the whole time he was packing his stuff, as detailed in the brother tweet thread and further posts below.
• Immune to weed.
• May have called Kevin "Kitty"... bleh.
• Wanted him to sign an unspecified document when he moved out, which Kevin may have wriggled out of doing. Any ideas what this could be? Sidenote, Kevin also claims he was paying rent while the bf wasn't for several months before he moved out, and admits to doing zero chores due to muh depression.
• They moved into a new place together AFTER they broke up??? And holy shit Kevin could hear her having sex with her new bf in the shower haahahahaha
• Pickles.
• Bought Kev a nose hair trimmer for Xmas 2017, because his horrendous nose hair was actually affecting his breathing.

edit: added the last few things (found a couple more by searching "roommate" instead of ex) and replaced all links with archives

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Looking at Kev-Kev's online history, I'd still think he'd be a degenerate if he wasn't a troon. He'd likely still have a considerable amount of his fetishes and still have most have his manchild tendencies (i.e. chimping out at people for disagreeing with him and wasting money on hording toys).

The only real notable change would be that he wouldn't be interesting enough to get his own thread, due to the fact that the majority his entertainment value comes from him being the ultimate troon stereotype.

I was thinking more of an "anti-Kevin" when I wrote that post. If the concept is "Kevin, but doesn't ramp up degeneracy to 11", I agree. He'd be a footnote in one of the megathreads, maybe the tranny sideshows or the reddit one.

No, the motorbike is for midlife, just after the second divorce, when he starts dating a much younger motorcycle chick and smoking pot for the first time since college.

Anti-Kevin buys a Suzuki Hayabusa and promptly dies in a horrific accident, leaving everything to his children.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him just after he met Penny and presumably up until he moved to the ranch. As of May 2018 she had a new bf who was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar once they got engaged

the abortion was for the best. Imagine a child with half kevin's dna running around.

 

[illhavetwo]

the abortion was for the best. Imagine a child with half kevin's dna running around.

Not to mention a deadbeat dad who instead of paying child support or buying children's toys for the kid, spends it all on children's toys for himself.

 

[scallion]

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330287353332690944 (Archive)

What would an "evil" cis (normal) version of Kevin look like. Hard to imagine Kevin not being a troon, considering that being a troon makes up the majority of his personality.

I just had nightmarish visions of a Siegetard Kevin

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

the abortion was for the best. Imagine a child with half kevin's dna running around.

Finally, Kevin flipping the finger to the conservatives by showing that abortions are indeed the best option sometimes.

 

[Neko GF]

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him just after he met Penny and presumably up until he moved to the ranch. As of May 2018 she had a new bf who was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar once they got engaged

While she probably had her own issues, it appears that she at least tried to make Kevin behave like an adult. She seems smart to know that Kevin is too far gone and moved on from Kevin.

Kevin probably viewed her as controlling because Kevin only wants his manchild tendencies enabled.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

If his amhole is a vagina then:
1. why does he need to dilate?
2. why is he constantly leaking inverted penis-gunk?
3. why does he goes to his surgeon with problems only an inverted penis can have?
4. why is he scared that amhole is losing depth?

It's like Kevin Cumbrain is full of shit.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I can’t believe nobody’s explicitly brought up Mode_View for all this talking about what cissie Kevin would be.

 

[In the Sick of It]

right, I know. I'm just confused when it comes to why he's sperging out on twitter about "doctors can't differentiate a real female vagina and a neovagina" when literally no doctor is gonna be confused when they look at a neovag.. they're gonna be able to tell this person had SRS.
this just opens opportunities for troons talking about "oh I pass so well - cis women are SURPRISED when I say I'm trans uwu"... I'm sure that's what cis women are saying when you have the same hairline as Friar Tuck >///<

I just find it so hilarious that he's so confident he knows so much about vaginas, yet thinks a gyno exam consists of a quick peek and a compliment on how normal it looks, not getting cranked open with a speculum so they can conduct a thorough cervix examination, as well as checking your muscle tone, the appearance of the skin, etc.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him just after he met Penny and presumably up until he moved to the ranch. As of May 2018 she had a new bf who was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar once they got engaged

Nice work, there's a lot of stuff in here I don't think we've seen in the past. I don't remember seeing the tweets where he claimed she was abusive before.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him just after he met Penny and presumably up until he moved to the ranch. As of May 2018 she had a new bf who was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar once they got engaged

Nice finds. And lol, I love the foreshadowing for his time at the tranch. The roommate is his "abusive" ex btw.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/948017454269186048 (Archive)

Why would he post about how fucking lazy he is?

 

[Old Fart]

Nice finds. And lol, I love the foreshadowing for his time at the tranch. The roommate is his "abusive" ex btw.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/948017454269186048 (Archive)

Why would he post about how fucking lazy he is?

He could frame that and nail it above his bed at the farm.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

The follow-up tweet is atrocious as well. He tacitly admits that yes, he should be able to do this shit on his own (since he doesn't argue with her statement), but still thinks the fact that she won't help a grown man organize his storage tubs make HER look worse. It's quite telling of his overinflated ego and childish perspective that he doesn't realize even his own retelling of the events make him solidly seem like an asshole. He must have been horrendous to live with.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

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He could frame that and nail it above his bed at the farm.

In this squalid pit is a man whose blatant degeneracy, if unleashed, would rock the nation, whose dynamic stink would overpower those around him. Better let him coom?

(RIP Big Pete)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The follow-up tweet is atrocious as well. He tacitly admits that yes, he should be able to do this shit on his own (since he doesn't argue with her statement), but still thinks the fact that she won't help a grown man organize his storage tubs make HER look worse. It's quite telling of his overinflated ego and childish perspective that he doesn't realize even his own retelling of the events make him solidly seem like an asshole. He must have been horrendous to live with.

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Christ alive:

He's such a worthless piece of shit. She's emotionally manipulating? Pot, kettle, black Kevsie. Also lol at "it happened to his brother" - Kevsie, YOU choose your girlfriend over your brother.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Christ alive:

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He's such a worthless piece of shit. She's emotionally manipulating? Pot, kettle, black Kevsie. Also lol at "it happened to his brother" - Kevsie, YOU choose your girlfriend over your brother.

Exactly. By his own admission, he was a lazy, horrible roommate who then demanded even more of her time and energy to help him move out - so she finally has enough and lets him know how she feels. Even after this, she makes an attempt to make nice, and he thinks that's "emotional manipulation." No Kev, that's someone offering you way more kindness than you deserve.

 

[Enoby Way]

Neither Kevin nor his ex come off looking very good in that story about his brother being pushed out. But I'll take her side cause hey, she's not Kevin.