Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

[TrippinKahlua]

Mole Man is back?

Probably still being a pathetic fuck too.

 

[José Mourinho]

Just a @Moleman9000 update. His Blogspot and his Navaverse Wiki have been left idle for more than a month, and Molay has to find a new art site to post on since ShadowNess will be closed on 1st July this year.

Also, Molay made an article hating on... 1984 again.

https://archive.is/kvfZg

He is the single most evil character ever used in Moleman's Epic Rap Battles, and this "honor" will remain his because he is the most evil character ever conceived by the human imagination.

EDIT: He has a Wattpad account!
https://archive.is/9haZN
http://www.wattpad.com/user/Moleman9000
I am Moleman9000, AKA MolemanNineThousand, AKA ResonX, self described eccentric, pop-cultural hobbyist, web enthusiast and wannabe internet star. I am the creator of a crazy sandbox-type fantasy world called the "Nava-Verse", as well as my own self-produced ripoff to my favorite web series of all time, Epic Rap Battles of History, known as "Moleman's Epic Rap Battles", both of which I intend to share all the material from here. Also of note are the various YouTube Poop videos on my YouTube channel, linked beside this profile.

EDIT 2: He had a Reddit account this time!
http://www.reddit.com/user/Molemanninethousand
https://archive.is/YuiSj

http://www.reddit.com/r/ERB/comments/3762up/question_about_how_the_lore_works/crq94cn
Here's what he thinks about the EpicRapBattles universe:
My headcanon as an obsessive fan:


All characters are taken from the afterlife, have lived their entire real/canonical lives, are aware of how they are remembered including the reputations of their native works if they are fictional, are given notice and time to research their opponents beforehand, and may manifest in any form that represents how they actually were at at least some point in time (i.e. someone who was once great but died a broken old man would take the form of being in their prime, but couldn't portray themselves as far better than they ever actually were).


The battles themselves are scripted during production with both the participants and the higher powers that be similar to professional wrestling, but the participants write their own lyrics competitively trying their hardest to make viewers like their performances more than their opponents'.


The exception is Hitler, who is not told of his demise at the conclusion of each battle with Darth Vader until the final performance, and is subjected to this as part of his eternal cosmic punishment for being, well, Hitler.

 

[CWCissey]

Gaben doesn't realise that Big Brother is metaphorical?

Oh of course not, he's a dipshit.

Why would it be Napoleon anyway? Not only has he been dead for 200 years come the events of 1984, he was French, with France now being part of Eurasia, whereas Britain (or Airstrip One) is now in Oceania.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Why would it be Napoleon anyway? Not only has he been dead for 200 years come the events of 1984, he was French, with France now being part of Eurasia, whereas Britain (or Airstrip One) is now in Oceania.

Actually he's referring to Napoleon from "Animal Farm". I guess he's trying to do a George Orwell kind of thing?

It's just too bad he doesn't get that both "1984" and "Animal Farm" are satires. Not in the funny kind of way, but in the critical way that tries to expose the workings of what they're satirizing. George Orwell was brilliant but his name will forever be tarnished with no nothings like Molay who don't get "1984" and what Big Brother actually was.

 

[RepQuest]

George Orwell was brilliant but his name will forever be tarnished with no nothings like Molay who don't get "1984" and what Big Brother actually was.

Such is the destructive nature of cliché.

 

[José Mourinho]

Moleman9000 responds to the Fallout 4 trailer.
https://archive.is/IUvQm

 

[c-no]

Moleman9000 responds to the Fallout 4 trailer.
https://archive.is/IUvQm

He should really just upgrade to a PC since that can be cheaper but even then, it's not like the game can be all that different in some cases compared to 3 and New Vegas (so far, graphics look slightly improved but the it seems they recycled some of the animations). Either way, one can expect Fallout sperging from Moleman9000.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does Gabe have a job or do his parents still support him?

 

[c-no]

Does Gabe have a job or do his parents still support him?

As far as anyone knows, the only job Gabe has is just going on the internet and sperging on stuff that no one cares about or complaining about something he doesn't like such as 1984. If he did get an actual job, he could end up butting heads with coworkers, customers, and his superior.

 

[José Mourinho]

Does Gabe have a job or do his parents still support him?

He's probably studying in college I think, or probably dropped out.

Anyway, he made another article about.... the Announcer in his shitty ERB series. I like how the quotes are in ALL CAPS.
https://archive.is/jiXXW

 

[EI 903]

Someone has been up to immoral activities on the forum. Thankfully, Gabe has access to the Report feature so that we can take the proper actions against this slanderous evildoer.

Spoiler

 

[José Mourinho]

Someone has been up to immoral activities on the forum. Thankfully, Gabe has access to the Report feature so that we can take the proper actions against this slanderous evildoer.

Spoiler

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Well too bad @Moleman9000 is not gonna EXPLAIN HIMSELF here like a pussy retard and gonna keep on reporting,

 

[DNJACK]

What an asshole.

 

[Cynical]

I planned to leave Moleman a nice hello and his profile is set to private.

So, since I can't do that, I'll just say it here:

@Moleman9000 I hope you're having a pleasant evening.

 

[EI 903]

This is an official notice and a stern warning for any staff who would stoop so low as to mock a valued member of the community.

 

[ASU]

This is an official notice and a stern warning for any staff who would stoop so low as to mock a valued member of the community.

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That's amazing persistence. It didn't work the last three thousand times he tried it but hey, maybe for number three thousand and one things will finally go his way.

 

[ASoulMan]

@Moleman9000 Hi Moleman you wonderful lolcow you!

How often do you lurk here?

 

[Enig]

Oh dear, look who reactivated in my manchuria plan.

Gabe Navarro, victor november sierra HL286 robertson foxtrot uniform charlie kilo yankee oscar uniform foxtrot alpha golf echo tango.

 

[Cynical]

Oh dear, look who reactivated in my manchuria plan.

Gabe Navarro, victor november sierra HL286 robertson foxtrot uniform charlie kilo yankee oscar uniform foxtrot alpha golf echo tango.

@Moleman9000 Just in case you are upset by the link in Enig's message, the guys at Orain don't take down stuff just because someone complains of cyberbullying. In fact, several trolls from ED tried and failed hard to get a fork of Metapedia taken down, which remains on Orain to this day.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Rightpedia

 

[EI 903]

@Moleman9000 Just in case you are upset by the link in Enig's message, the guys at Orain don't take down stuff just because someone complains of cyberbullying. In fact, several trolls from ED tried and failed hard to get a fork of Metapedia taken down, which remains on Orain to this day.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Rightpedia

They only do that because cyberbullying isn't real. It would be like lodging a report that someone is being leprechaunphobic.