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To be fair, with the abuse Bob puts his meatspace body through with his diet, he fuckin needs that robot body
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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To be fair, with the abuse Bob puts his meatspace body through with his diet, he fuckin needs that robot body
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He's likely going to get started with a titanium foot.
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It's not really that deep.
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And iron lung.
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Keep an eye on this one. iirc Bob's only comment on Cuties was to call out Netflix for their horrible trailer and poster UNTIL Monica cried harassment because people got mad that she was all for Cuties and it's female empowerment or something. After this Bob went whole hog into white knighting Monica and the movie, trying to make it into his new GooberGraber 2: Electric Booga-Q. He has retweeted, liked, and commented on her stuff ever since. She has only made things worse for herself because she innocently liked this tweet, ignorantly inviting in the chubby vampire.
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He even called her his friend and colleague in his white knight tweet.
God help her...
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Okay from top to bottom:
Is that seriously a signed Blockbuster diabetes dispenser behind that cro-magnon? Is that entire family incapable of throwing anything away?
The World Economic Fund has a video on their fucking site describing The Great Reset and at least one world leader praised its virtues before remembering people do not want to be slaves and rescinded the comments.
How much Pabst does it take to get MovieGut to that level of incoherence? I always find it funny when Bob discusses economics because he lives in a basement and likely owns nothing of value. He is, outside of his weight, a nothing.
We have seen that movie and spoiler alert Mulan sucked. Bob needs to up his Asian thirst game because there are way hotter ones he could be creepily retweeting not that they even notice.
Dogs are not babies. You are not a mother. Your eggs are rotting on the counter. You should put some in the fridge or actually use one before they are all expired and you become a sad boxed wine aunt with a dog she kisses on the mouth.
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"Copaganda"
The sad thing is I've seen a bunch of apolitical people wondering why there isn't a Zootopia sequal yet despite the movie being a big success. It's difficult for them to process the fact "actually a movie about a cop might offend people nowadays". I've personally been fucked over by cops and even I think it's fucked up you can't even portray them positively in media anymore.
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Bob was just curious about Doug Walker, nothing insidious, just curious
Bob dares to accuse someone else of making everything into a culture war. Where is your terrible vengeance now Robert?
A troon who writes for Teen Fucking Vogue opines on the relevancy of John Cleese
Bob dares to accuse someone else of making everything into a culture war. Where is your terrible vengeance now Robert?
A troon who writes for Teen Fucking Vogue opines on the relevancy of John Cleese
The backstory is that John Cleese came out in full support of the true Voldemort, JK Rowling
The replies to this are filled to the brim with horrifically passing troons mad that the Python alum isn't taking them seriously.
I bring Kate up because he's the first one I found and he has a youtube channel with a zinger of a video
A troon de-troons and no one notices
The replies to this are filled to the brim with horrifically passing troons mad that the Python alum isn't taking them seriously.
I bring Kate up because he's the first one I found and he has a youtube channel with a zinger of a video
A troon de-troons and no one notices
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No man should take as many selfies as Chris does. Or spend as much time on solitary internet activity as he does. If either of the brothers were odds-on to troon out, the smart money is on Chris.
For any single ladies ITT, a word to the wise: Find yourself a man who’s too busy and too good to live on social media. If you find one with zero presence on any platforms, along with gainful employment and enough sex appeal to get your panties damp, cuff him without delay. You’ve found an increasingly rare specimen.
For any single ladies ITT, a word to the wise: Find yourself a man who’s too busy and too good to live on social media. If you find one with zero presence on any platforms, along with gainful employment and enough sex appeal to get your panties damp, cuff him without delay. You’ve found an increasingly rare specimen.
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This is why, in all seriousness, I honestly wonder how much of COVID is genuine, and how much of it is psycho-somatic symptoms brought on by the media.
Force and Character
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Bob is just mad because he feels baited by a picture of food with the caption "come and take it".
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Okay, this is a new high water mark for Moviebob quips
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Bob thinks everything is inherently political until he decides it isn't.
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For the love of Dagons swollen nutsack, stop doing the Harry Potter shit you sausage and beef jerky stuffed corpse. Also, Bob blow it out your fat arse, you clearly watched his shit and now you just wanna pretend you're a good boy who stopped watching that mean ol'Nazi after the bitch document was dropped.
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John Cleese can rest on his laurels until he dies and remain more relevant than anyone commenting on him
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Bringing Mickey D's nuggies to an adult party is a political statement.
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Wow, really going hard with the glory days of being a minimum wage Blockbuster employee. I'm amazed that he think anybody actually cares.
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Working at a retail store in general doesn’t seem that exciting for long term career goals unless you’re going for being general manager.
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