Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Iceland Heavy]

Wow, really going hard with the glory days of being a minimum wage Blockbuster employee. I'm amazed that he think anybody actually cares.

It's the closest he's come to being part of the TRUE AND HONEST working class that he does sometimes like to LARP as (not to be confused with dumb mayo ghoul believers that work with their hands and are going to be replaced with robots any day now). Why wouldn't he play it up?

 

[Pepper Jack]

The movie Bob challenge: find a selfie where he isn’t giving his autistic thumbs up.

Same energy as Bob

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Unpopular opinion but the thumb up is okay with me. Sure beats the V-sign of empty-brained hipsters.

Blood is thicker than mayonnaise:
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I'm horrified at that wood paneling that Chris has behind him. All of the newcomers to the thread should definitely check out the pictures someone posted of Chris' house, which is locked into a stasis it entered into sometime in the 1970s; (the only thing changing in it being the level of grime, which has grown worse.) I can understand feeling nostalgic enough over one's childhood possessions and furniture to keep them hanging around for 40 years, but it takes a special kind of nostalgia to keep holding onto the actual dirt one grew up with.

 

[Peep Plops]

Bringing Mickey D's nuggies to an adult party is a political statement.

Yes and that statement is "I should not be allowed to vote".

 

[Cantercoin]

I'm horrified at that wood paneling that Chris has behind him. All of the newcomers to the thread should definitely check out the pictures someone posted of Chris' house, which is locked into a stasis it entered into sometime in the 1970s; (the only thing changing in it being the level of grime, which has grown worse.) I can understand feeling nostalgic enough over one's childhood possessions and furniture to keep them hanging around for 40 years, but it takes a special kind of nostalgia to keep holding onto the actual dirt one grew up with.

I'm honestly more morbidly curious about what the fuck is in the gumball machine behind him

 

[Jack Awful]

Will the Chipmans celebrate Thanksgiving together this year? I want to see more of Cinema Robert’s culinary expertise like his blue cheese and chicken skin topped mac and cheese.

I've made comments about Bob retweeting multiple very smart, brave, and funny female comedians Tweeting about how baffling it is that white people would want to go home to see their families on Thanksgiving, implying that they hate spending time with them, so I'm guessing Bob doesn't even want to go upstairs to spend time with his Aunt.

 

[Druveer]

Did Bobo seriously just get pissy that a movie is making fucking coyotes as the badguys? The motherfuckers who are know for killing their "cargo" if shit goes down or how they would traffic kids for organs or sex slavery? But...why should I be shocked, we had lefty journos trying to make these motherfuckers into daring heroes and saints during Trumps immigrant crackdown.

Libs don't seem to have the slightest idea what the fuck coyotes are.
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/children-are-brought-here-by-coyotes-and-lots-of-bad-people/
https://archive.md/wip/JkTbT

In last night’s debate, President Trump began an answer about immigration by declaring, “Children are brought here by coyotes and lots of bad people, cartels . . . and lots of bad people, cartels, and they’re brought here and they used to use them to get into our country.”


More than a few people on Twitter believed Trump was talking about animal coyotes, not human smugglers. Those who follow border issues are very familiar with the term “coyotes” to refer to human smugglers and human traffickers.*

Many of those blue-checked Twitter users are so convinced that Trump is an idiot that anything he says that is unfamiliar or strange to their ears is interpreted as further evidence of his idiocy.

Once again, Democrats are convincing themselves that an accurate statement by Trump is a sign he believes in malevolent anthropomorphic canines. They have a remarkable ability to interpret their lack of knowledge as an indicator of other people’s ignorance.

As someone who lives relatively close to the Mexico border, it's irritating to hear people who've never been here, never seen the property damage these wetbacks do and yet are more than happy to preach to us about how we should behave in regards to criminals.

A troon who writes for Teen Fucking Vogue opines on the relevancy of John Cleese

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1330416406626709504

https://archive.vn/9Bpte

The man who wishes he was a woman probably shouldn't be throwing stones.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I've made comments about Bob retweeting multiple very smart, brave, and funny female comedians Tweeting about how baffling it is that white people would want to go home to see their families on Thanksgiving, implying that they hate spending time with them, so I'm guessing Bob doesn't even want to go upstairs to spend time with his Aunt.

I've mentioned this before, but I'm absolutely 100% certain that even though the Aunt probably owns the house, she herself does not live there, as it appears to be a purposeful rental property with separate segregated entrances. Bob was accused of living with family before and he tweeted, "I think if I lived with my family that I'd/they'd NOTICE" and I don't think that applies only to his mom or brother. If his aunt lived upstairs he would have mentioned it by now, I think, and I'm pretty sure the people upstairs are also renting and are complete asshole strangers that Bob does not acknowledge in any way, shape, or form, nor does he even indicate that he knows them at all or knew them prior to moving in.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Time of death - 6:44PM, November 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1330658563598012416

https://archive.vn/uvvhp

 

[Flexo]

The future Bob wants.

Wait, is there something wrong with this?

The problem with AOC's extremely dumb take include (apart from the obvious):
1. You don't just need to pay for people to stay at home; you need to pay even more for surveillance to keep people staying at home. And who is going to nab those who don't respect the lockdown, especially when the police force
2. It is likely that the virus can spread without person-to-person contact. New Zealand, once virus free for more than 100 days, had a new outbreak in August

Also money is useless if the economy shuts down and there's nothing to buy.

I enjoyed the Procrastitara review. How is EFAP anyway? The 4+ hour running times and furries on staff are enough to keep me away at a first glance, but are they good at Film Robert commentary?

Somewhere on here I posted links with time codes I think of the relevant EFAPs where they took on Bob. Someday I should clip those and post them here.

Bobby is angry that Michael Chiklis, who plays a rock creature in MCU, stars in a TV show that doesn't portray illegals as saints:

1:38 of the trailer, Chiklis's character: Those lines are put there for a reason.

It never stops amusing me how Michael has been typecast as law enforcement.

Lively discussion about the politics and economics of Star Wars. It all goes over my head.

You know, Bob, if you ever worked a real job you would know every place always has stuff that needs to be done but you haven't gotten around to it because of a host of reasons (sometimes because you were busy fixing the previous problem).

Geez I'm so sick of these know-it-all know-nothings who think because they have set foot outside their limited bubbles a common feature elsewhere in the world is unrealistic.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Is there a good abridged version of Brick by Brick? Lord knows I don’t want to read it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is there a good abridged version of Brick by Brick? Lord knows I don’t want to read it.

This is a recently released video from Procrastitara about how Movie Bob's books are worse than Onision's along with the two being more similar than you would think. She also repeatedly points out how sad of a man Bob is with his high school mentality and twitter takes. Will Bob try and take down this video made by an Australian women of color? Oh yeah.

 

[Bolo]

Time of death - 6:44PM, November 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1330658563598012416

https://archive.vn/uvvhp

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He didn't even make the effort to make this account to work.

Now that the damage is done what would be the point anyway, but he never really tried to build up a somber image on his main account and his public persona.

In the end, Robert valued more the following numbers than professional prospects

 

[make_it_so]

Time of death - 6:44PM, November 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1330658563598012416

https://archive.vn/uvvhp

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Well, no point in having an account separate from your "professional account" when you have zero profession.

 

[instythot]

Time of death - 6:44PM, November 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1330658563598012416

https://archive.vn/uvvhp

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"Unfollowed in error" is a really weird way of phrasing "couldn't stand me being such an repellent prick"

 

[Positron]

Bahston.


Bobby thinks it is much healthier to cut off your social contacts and indulge in Netflix capeshit:


Cartoon:


John Cleese bad:



Yet it turns out the one person who hurt Bobby the most this year did so by being upfront and overt with him.

When Bobby tries to be witty, he just gives the other party a chance of head shot.


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Bobby congratulates his Angel for having learned important lesson: Democrats do good deeds because they are inherently, genuinely good people; Trumpster do good deeds just because they want to have that warm fuzzy feeling of thinking themselves as good people. And a wild Fedora appears.

(BBC news. All The Dems did was to lift their proverbial finger and set up a GoFundMe. . No wonder they are the favorite party for millennials and Gen-Zs.)

We didn't win until every Trump voter is hanged or put on ankle monitors:


There is much talk about someone called BJG. Bobby has "a certain amount of empathy with her anger" and laments how she was purportedly abused by Bernie bros. Otherwise, I have no idea.




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I had no idea what Bobby is getting at until I read the comments by his fans:


So Bobby wants someone catch the covid and DIE simply because he wants to spend time with his relatives? No wonder even his own family shunted him and won't let him in the house until everyone was asleep.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All of the newcomers to the thread should definitely check out the pictures someone posted of Chris' house, which is locked into a stasis it entered into sometime in the 1970s; (the only thing changing in it being the level of grime, which has grown worse.) I can understand feeling nostalgic enough over one's childhood possessions and furniture to keep them hanging around for 40 years, but it takes a special kind of nostalgia to keep holding onto the actual dirt one grew up with.

Here are links to tons of pics I posted of the squalor the Chipmans think passes for a clean and hygienic home. I have a horror boner for filthy houses, but it’s even worse when you know small children are forced to live like this:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6462289

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6463260

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6467915

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-7606913

 

[instythot]

Bahston.
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Bobby thinks it is much healthier to cut off your social contacts and indulge in Netflix capeshit:
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Cartoon:
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Bobby is still coping with the realization that John Cleese belongs to Inferior Past, and he rationalizes that Cleese is actually playing a role:
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Yet it turns out the one person who hurt Bobby the most this year did so by being upfront and overt with him.

When Bobby tries to be witty, he just gives the other party another chance of bullseye.
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Bobby congratulates his Angel for having learned important lesson: Democrats do good deeds because they are inherently, genuinely good people; Trumpster do good deeds just because they want to have that warm fuzzy feeling of thinking themselves as good people. And a wild Fedora appears.
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(BBC news. All The Dems did was to lift their proverbial finger and set up a GoFundMe. . No wonder they are the favorite party for millennials and Gen-Zs.)

We didn't win until every Trump voters are hanged or put on ankle monitors:
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There is much talk about someone called BJG. Bobby "sympathizes with her anger" and laments how she was purportedly abused by Bernie bros. Otherwise, I have no idea.
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I had no idea what Bobby is getting at until I read the comments by his fans:

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So Bobby wants someone catch the covid and DIE simply because he wants to spend time with his relatives? No wonder even his own family shunted him and won't let him in the house until everyone was asleep.

Oh, Cleese was the one holding Python back now? Put one Fawlty Towers up against all of whatever the rest of them did after Python and say that again. (Yes, yes Gilliam. But he didn't perform)

 

[Jarolleon]

I'd say it's more than that. He was trying to insult her, the reason why he specifically used it was because of the inbred factor. But he also likes to drop little references to random works just to give off the impression that he is a knowledge critic. That's more of what he was attempting to do.

What makes this so stupid is how badly he butchered the reference with his wording. "Home" is actually among the most infamous episodes of The X-Files. Not only because of it's graphic content, but because it was the only episode of the show to get banned from being aired in repeats for a little while.
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This has given the episode a lot of notoriety, making it actually well-known outside of the fandom for the show. If you browsed any website like 4Chan, Reddit or social media in general you've probably seen a post or meme referencing it. Bob however worded the tweet so badly that only die-hard fans of The X-Files would get the reference. And because of the details he chose to include, they probably would have to think for a minute to figure out what episode he was referring to. I am a huge fan of The X-Files and didn't get the reference until I thought it over. Had he said inbred it would have clicked immediately, but "dolly under the bed" was such a minuscule detail to use.

To put it in more simple terms: Bob is so stupid that he butchered an easily recognizable reference to the point that it was no longer recognizable.

Or arrogant. He wants to look smart so he references it in the most oblique possible way.

 

[make_it_so]

Or arrogant. He wants to look smart so he references it in the most oblique possible way.

Except in the end, he winds up looking like what a dumb person's idea of a smart person looks like at best.