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Lately I catch myself finding June pretty darn cute but I am always quick to keep in mind that strategic posing, low picture quality, improved makeup technique, and facetune are to thank for her "glow up".

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It does appear that June is copying Belle Delphine's style while seemingly thinking she is above sex work(ers). As much as I dislike onlyfans thottery, I still have way more respect for belle than I do for shoe. Belle consistently puts hard work into what she does, knows when to stay in her lane, and is genuinely very attractive (in terms of looks and personality). She has ensured financial security and independence for herself by the age in which June was busy dropping out of college to continue living with her parents (indefinitely lol). It's not even a stretch to say that Belle is a far more skilled editor, not to mention a better entertainer/provocateur, because unlike Shoe she doesn't have to obscure her looks or personality to be popular.
 
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PYSMA said:
Lately I catch myself finding June pretty darn cute but I am always quick to keep in mind that strategic posing, low picture quality, improved makeup technique, and facetune are to thank for her "glow up".

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It does appear that June is copying Belle Delphine's style while seemingly thinking she is above sex work(ers). As much as I dislike onlyfans thottery, I still have way more respect for belle than I do for shoe. Belle consistently puts hard work into what she does, knows when to stay in her lane, and is genuinely very attractive (in terms of looks and personality). She has ensured financial security and independence for herself by the age in which June was busy dropping out of college to continue living with her parents (indefinitely lol). It's not even a stretch to say that Belle is a far more skilled editor, not to mention a better entertainer/provocateur, because unlike Shoe she doesn't have to obscure her looks or personality to be popular.
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PYSMA said:
Lately I catch myself finding June pretty darn cute but I am always quick to keep in mind that strategic posing, low picture quality, improved makeup technique, and facetune are to thank for her "glow up".

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It does appear that June is copying Belle Delphine's style while seemingly thinking she is above sex work(ers). As much as I dislike onlyfans thottery, I still have way more respect for belle than I do for shoe. Belle consistently puts hard work into what she does, knows when to stay in her lane, and is genuinely very attractive (in terms of looks and personality). She has ensured financial security and independence for herself by the age in which June was busy dropping out of college to continue living with her parents (indefinitely lol). It's not even a stretch to say that Belle is a far more skilled editor, not to mention a better entertainer/provocateur, because unlike Shoe she doesn't have to obscure her looks or personality to be popular.
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Im just enjoying how she is slowly coming to the realization that the grift is over and she is trying to find a way into doing onlyfans and going full twitch thot camwhore tier without burning her old bridges of familiarity and security down with it. Give it a year or two and she will be bouncing that bald ass up n down for $15 dollars a month subscription at a solid baby making age of 35!
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Oh yeah, the soccer mom bod is totally going to be competitive and profitable vs the 18-24 thots with toned abs and fat asses.

I love how June is trying to pretend she has a voluminous hourglass shape and firm thighs and not a pasty twig shape with an ass so nonexistent she went and bought butt pads.
The Belle Delphine style makes her look like your local catlady librarian. Stick to scene styles.
 
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Ita Mori said:
Oh yeah, the soccer mom bod is totally going to be competitive and profitable vs the 18-24 thots with toned abs and fat asses.

I love how June is trying to pretend she has a voluminous hourglass shape and firm thighs and not a pasty twig shape with an ass so nonexistent she went and bought butt pads.
The Belle Delphine style makes her look like your local catlady librarian. Stick to scene styles.
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Eh sadly I think June would have temporary success on only fans. Like Trisha paytas is huge on their and she's petty ugly. But June's got enough horny simps wanting to see her naked, so I think she'll get a good 2 or 3 months of pay from that alone before it drops off.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
Eh sadly I think June would have temporary success on only fans. Like Trisha paytas is huge on their and she's petty ugly. But June's got enough horny simps wanting to see her naked, so I think she'll get a good 2 or 3 months of pay from that alone before it drops off.
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I could see her making 4-5k to start with then plummeting down to like 500$ a month once enough of her shit gets leaked for free, and her looks hit more downgrade milestones.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
Eh sadly I think June would have temporary success on only fans. Like Trisha paytas is huge on their and she's petty ugly. But June's got enough horny simps wanting to see her naked, so I think she'll get a good 2 or 3 months of pay from that alone before it drops off.
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What in the Christ is this? I thought that Corrine was an abomination but then this thing shambles on in!

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Retrodogkiller said:
Eh sadly I think June would have temporary success on only fans. Like Trisha paytas is huge on their and she's petty ugly. But June's got enough horny simps wanting to see her naked, so I think she'll get a good 2 or 3 months of pay from that alone before it drops off.
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anisa johma is still going and june has a much larger following.
 
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Ita Mori said:
Oh yeah, the soccer mom bod is totally going to be competitive and profitable vs the 18-24 thots with toned abs and fat asses.

I love how June is trying to pretend she has a voluminous hourglass shape and firm thighs and not a pasty twig shape with an ass so nonexistent she went and bought butt pads.
The Belle Delphine style makes her look like your local catlady librarian. Stick to scene styles.
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"Frumpy librarian gets freaky" would work much better for June than "30 year old schoolgirl" that she's trying to pull off now. So much makeup and photoshop she looks like she's straight out of Whoville in the live action Grinch movie.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
"Frumpy librarian gets freaky" would work much better for June than "30 year old schoolgirl" that she's trying to pull off now. So much makeup and photoshop she looks like she's straight out of Whoville in the live action Grinch movie.
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June could easily corner the mommy gf market if she wasn't so desperate on acting younger than she is. Yes, there are way better options but few that could go to the extremes Shuwu seems able to.
 
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