🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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LordofCringe7206 said:
So I have a question about that October sonogram because I was away and had to play catch up. Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.

I bring this up because Faith was hiding out away from him for a tiny bit during the blow up over the sex tape, only coming back after things started to cool down. We joke, but I seriously am now wondering if it genuinely isn't his and he knows it.
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She was away because she was in the hospital on a mental hold or whatever it's called. You know, because she's fucking crazy.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.
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I just chucked it in a conception calculator and if the due date is May 27th, the baby was conceived September 3rd.
 
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It was a good day to randomly back into this thread.
I said it before, the reason that that Ralph always tried to put his love life out there is that he gets his serotonin hit from boys who failed to become men like Dingo and Gator fawning over him for being the RALPHAMALE. When it was clear that most people thought that the "hot 18-year-old" was actually "the crazy child bride," and that that was only going to get worse as she gets pregnancy bloat and starts vomiting everywhere, it was time to trade in for a new model.

Hey FayFay, if you're reading this, Ralph is going to treat paying child support just like he treats paying his student debts. For someone who LARPs about being on the right, seems like us taxpayers have to pay for his bad mistakes...
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Ralphs alcoholic retard sperm will make the baby premature I would dial back the delivery date by at least a month or five.
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i just remembered five months isnt even exaggeration from ralphs own premie birth five months early, he spent less than half the needed time in the womb!
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I think Ralph has let himself go. It's a damn shame.
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Lol when has he ever been anything but a morbidly obese midget? There’s nothing to “let go.”

Also with regard to the matter of NDAs, whatever the thots in his life signed is almost certainly unenforceable. Even if it were, Reethan doesn’t have the capital to open up legal battles.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Also with regard to the matter of NDAs, whatever the thots in his life signed is almost certainly unenforceable. Even if it were, Reethan doesn’t have the capital to open up legal battles.
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Really makes you wonder if he had the balls to give Faith an NDA after leaking the sex tape.

Pretty sure if that NDA existed it could easily be overturned if he was slapped with a revenge porn charge.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Lol when has he ever been anything but a morbidly obese midget? There’s nothing to “let go.”

Also with regard to the matter of NDAs, whatever the thots in his life signed is almost certainly unenforceable. Even if it were, Reethan doesn’t have the capital to open up legal battles.
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When he was in the best shape of his adult life, immediately upon his release from prison, he was probably 100+ lbs lighter than he currently is and he was still a disgusting lump with a gristly gunt that looked like a lion mauled his lower torso and the wound was haphazardly cauterized to staunch the bleeding. I know this has all been said before, but I can't fucking imagine being in this position. A disgusting, fat, spherical bag of bacon grease or a disgusting, slightly less fat, deflated bag of bacon grease with a curtain of flesh hanging from his stomach that looks like a flesh colored representation of the Himalayas as seen from space. Those are his options. These are the choices he is left with as a result of gluttonous sloth. I mean there IS a third option and you can probably guess what it is. I think I would go with option number three, personally. Off into that radiant and golden sunset that he so often references.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
So I have a question about that October sonogram because I was away and had to play catch up. Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.

I bring this up because Faith was hiding out away from him for a tiny bit during the blow up over the sex tape, only coming back after things started to cool down. We joke, but I seriously am now wondering if it genuinely isn't his and he knows it.
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It's my theory that Faith found out she was pregnant when she was in the mental ward as a pregnancy test would be standard precedure. Hence dumping her original unknown plan and going back to Ralph. I still believe this to be the case as the sonogram story doesn't line up for me. Either way I think it's safe to question Ralph's parentage of the potential guntling. It's also been clear Faith has been gone for awhile, I would not be surprised if she hasn't been staying at Ralph's house for months at this point.
 
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Tuck it under the rug.

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I bet May drunkposted this and is now trying to walk it back, but it's too late!
 
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