man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters - OP falls for fake story.

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters | News Break

A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters. William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local...

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William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters

According to the two hunters, Tenenbaum was dressed and painted in the colors of a deer and was wearing antlers which made him unrecognizable to the two men.

“It was the first time in my life that I’d seen a deer stand up and walk on its two legs. That’s when I went for a clear shot to the lungs,” Harry Perkins, 72, told reporters, visibly shocked.​

“The deer looked like it was rubbing its chest and its genitals and signaling us to come closer, it was very surreal” Thomas Pinecut, 68, admitted to reporters.​

William Tenenbaum’s mother, Michelle, said that her son has always been socially awkward and struggled with making friends but has a great passion for nature and the outdoors.

“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

Tenenbaum’s mother admitted that her son’s life choices are eccentric and have necessitated some adaptation by the family.

“On Thanksgiving Day, since deer don’t eat meat, we made him a salad of pine needles and pine cones which he seemed to enjoy,” she added.

In 2016, William Tenenbaum made local headlines for breaking and entering into a deer farm and allegedly sexually assaulting several animals but was later released after the owner decided to drop the charges.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I wonder if he said "D'oh!".



...Sorry.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Goddamnit Dick! Not again

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Boomers finally get something right.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Thank fuck some happy news for once!

 

[Shiversblood]

Wtf? Arrest the shooter. No fucking way you see a deer walking on two feet and think it’s not a human.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I guess the buck stops here.

 

[Devyn]

I really wish this wasn't satire (it is satire, right?). Any transspecies deer who got shot by hunters could die satisfied knowing they'd "passed" so well, and we'd all get a good laugh. Everyone would be happy.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Wtf? Arrest the shooter. No fucking way you see a deer walking on two feet and think it’s not a human.

If you see an unidentified, potentially supernatural creature running around....would you just assume it defaults to flight?

 

[Toolbox]

"Sexually assaulted several animals." Yeah if he's going to act like one he should get shot like one.

 

[Big Ruski]

Fucking nigger shot the wrong one, I was expecting this

“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,”

 

[Thumb Butler]

"Accidentally"

 

[Chicken Picnic]

> it could be worse, he could be homosexual

Based mama

 

[XYZpdq]

Goddamnit Dick! Not again

the resemblance is uncanny

 

[The Cunting Death]

This reads like an Onion article

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's obviously a fake news article since the Daily Mail hasn't copy-pasted it yet.

 

[Borscht]

Nah, clearly fake. The thing in the picture is ripped as fuck and not 200+ pounds overweight like all furries.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Is this thr onion?

 

[Maskull]

No fucking way you see a deer walking on two feet and think it’s not a human.

I'd still shoot.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If you want to prance around the fucking woods dressed like a deer in the middle of HUNTING SEASON, you should probably be prepared to be shot. God I hope these two don't get booked because of this colossal faggot. That is, if this isn't a satire.

It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

I'm real sorry to be the one to tell you this lady, but if your son finds his joys prancing around in the woods dressed like a woodland creature...

Wtf? Arrest the shooter. No fucking way you see a deer walking on two feet and think it’s not a human.

the fuck are you on about? the Natives have all kinds of stories about nature abominations with antlers, I'd quicker believe some human-killing crime against nature was coming for me than some faggot LARPing as a deer.