"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Looks like he's wearing a tactical fleece
Who eats cake wearing gloves as well? That's taking tacticool to a whole new level. I would have less problems with this if we saw more sets of hands, if they've given ADF a cake, a group shot (in hoods or from the neck down) would certainly show more solidarity than him holding a cake of uncertain providence.
 
Who eats cake wearing gloves as well?
I reckon it was because we were all disgusted by his dirty fingers in a photo of him holding some cheese, and instead of washing his hands like any sane person would do, he'd rather put his badly soiled maws in some Action Man gloves.

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You’d think if Antifa really wanted to thank Phatty, they’d buy him some weapons or something, the weapons that he totally uses all the time for fighting.

Maybe they bought the cake in the hope of hastening the inevitable diabetes, so he gets his foot cut off and they won’t have to babysit him any more.
 
I can only imaging the snickering from the bakery (most likely Fred Meyer) staff as Phil waddled into the store in his tard gear to pick up the cake he ordered for himself. They were probably taking bets about wether or not he'd take it back to his philthy apartment to pose with it.
You know the biggest inconsistency? Phil had the logo printed out instead of having the poor cake-icer copy his childish drawings.
 
I'm actually very surprised Philthy hasn't been caught up in a glowfag gayop yet. He's exactly the sort of dumb low iq radical the feds periodically entrap in order to justify their budgets.
He's literally so fucking stupid they wouldn't bother. I'd imagine the glowies would take one look at Phil and realize he causes more damage just being the utter sped that he is that the worst thing they can do to antifa is just leave this retard among them.
 
I'm actually very surprised Philthy hasn't been caught up in a glowfag gayop yet. He's exactly the sort of dumb low iq radical the feds periodically entrap in order to justify their budgets.
He wouldn’t be much use to them. He’d sing like a bird, but for all his posturing, it’s pretty obvious that Antifa know he’s a tard and keep him at arm’s length. They wouldn’t trust him with any actual secrets because, as we know, he blurts his every move out on social media. And if he did get picked up by the glowies, it would make the real Antifags more wary.
 
In the current year glowies might get into trouble entrapping a white sped.

As for the cake, shitty cake places will print out more complicated cake decorations. Keeps the price down and the kids that get their Frozen II cake really don't care it was a print out.
 
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That’s what every socialist, communist, and anarchist wants. They’re nothing more than petty authoritarians who want nothing more than a taste of power. They will make life hell for those who have to report to them or rely on them.

Far be it for me to argue for people like Phil, but don’t you need power of some kind to enact change? Freedom, for example, has never been freely given. It has to be fought for and you can’t do that without power of some kind. And really, authoritarian types are in EVERY GROUP. Capitalist types certainly don’t mind a ”taste of power” either.
 
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I am a Maoist, let me explain it to you
Oompa Loompa doopity dee
I draw yard squiggles and get my cheese for free
Frumpy, Lumpy, Dumbity Dee,
I lie that my father really raped me!
Frumpy, Lumpy, Dumbity Doo,
I do not wipe and always smell like poo!

I'm actually very surprised Philthy hasn't been caught up in a glowfag gayop yet. He's exactly the sort of dumb low iq radical the feds periodically entrap in order to justify their budgets.
Or a gayfay glowop, for that matter.
 
Can you imagine Phil e-begs without mentioning Kiwi Farms?
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And Phil doesn't think his tard voice is retarded enough for Antifa:
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LOL on the Colombia call out in the last positron post; that's actually because FARC is firing back up and Venezuelans are POURING into the country.

So , catching up on the weekend's youtube protests while I work for a living, and the Common Sense Conservative got his streaming rights back on YouTube, and loaded a nearly 3 hour livestream. I like this guy because he kind of stays in the middle, also he's very tall so his vantage point is awesome on his helmet-cam.

Anyway, I'm working on one laptop and I hear on my desktop speakers "...and this guys' patch says 'Anti-fa-sup-er-soldier'" and I stop the fucking presses and go back to my youtube tab lol.

I don't think this is Phil, but it's interesting nonetheless. Can any Philstorians correct me?

Image below, and below this line is a time-stamped YouTube video RIGHT before he says "super soldier"


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LOL on the Colombia call out in the last positron post; that's actually because FARC is firing back up and Venezuelans are POURING into the country.

So , catching up on the weekend's youtube protests while I work for a living, and the Common Sense Conservative got his streaming rights back on YouTube, and loaded a nearly 3 hour livestream. I like this guy because he kind of stays in the middle, also he's very tall so his vantage point is awesome on his helmet-cam.

Anyway, I'm working on one laptop and I hear on my desktop speakers "...and this guys' patch says 'Anti-fa-sup-er-soldier'" and I stop the fucking presses and go back to my youtube tab lol.

I don't think this is Phil, but it's interesting nonetheless. Can any Philstorians correct me?

Image below, and below this line is a time-stamped YouTube video RIGHT before he says "super soldier"


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I don't think this is Phil, but it's interesting nonetheless. Can any Philstorians correct me?


I'm leaning towards "yes", the FAS eyes, "SUPER SOLDIER" insignia, and generally derpy appearance are all pretty strong indicators.

The alternative is that ANTIFA just has a bunch of special needs members which honestly isn't out of the question.
 
It's probably not Phil but that little fuck's demeanor and body language is very Phil: hiding in the middle of the crowd, surrounded by bigger guys.

Here's a more frontal view of our Penguin Supersoldier. It doesn't have Phil's tard eyes.
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And it's a they-them.
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I'm leaning towards "yes", the FAS eyes, "SUPER SOLDIER" insignia, and generally derpy appearance are all pretty strong indicators.

The alternative is that ANTIFA just has a bunch of special needs members which honestly isn't out of the question.
Looks like Phil's neck wattle as well.
 
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