🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Ghostface Killer]

Why bother. Gunt without twitter account will reduce entertainment.

He will just use telegram or gab or parlur to bitch about things and make an entire guntstream about Jack Dorsey or write a hit piece on twitter like it’ll do anything. Watching his interactions in public with the oathkeepers, its very obvious he actually tells people in public who he is and acts like hes a big deal or a celebrity. I bet he has even demanded like suites at hotels or VIP rooms at places strictly by telling them hes the Editor and Chief and HOST of the killstream @ theralphretort dot com

 

[Null]

Also is it weird knowing May has a huge crush on you?

It's rather insulting considering her other choices.

Sorry May. I'm not actually a pedophile.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

It's rather insulting considering her other choices.

Sorry May. I'm not actually a pedophile.

Well I guess Gaytor has a new girlfriend then if that’s the case.

 

[byuu]

Twitter won't ban him. They need him to make the right look bad.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Twitter won't ban him. They need him to make the right look bad.

To be fair, Ethan is the most irrelevant figure on the right. He can’t even get an invite to the groyper catboy parties.

 

[MeltyTW]

Twitter won't ban him. They need him to make the right look bad.

i wonder if his statement about "these fuckers just want to keep people out of their circles" statement from the post pantsu date rape stream is from him knowingly sabotaging or leeching to death the right. also lol at ralph thinking thats such an unreasonable thing, yeah if you live up to none of the principles and shout constantly about you represent us no one wants you around to kill a movement, im sorry no one wants a shit crusted bum to represent us.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Twitter won't ban him. They need him to make the right look bad.

Implying anyone outside of extremely online Internet weirdos knows who he is.

 

[Rena]

Still seething over the Oath Keepers not letting him go up the stairs:

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Ethan Ralph has ONE weakness!

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"Don't you know who I am? I ran motherfucking gamergate! Gader, get this nobody outta my face 'fore I give him the Anita treatment on theralphretort.com"

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Small update just because I find it funny. Apparently Ralph is keeping most of this close to chest because he cant quite figure out who the snake in the grass is so he is mostly just ignoring it until he gets back to crack shack. However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves. Unsure if this is something Ralph asked them to do or if they are just that commited. Theres also some confusion as well because Aparently not even all of Ralphs Guntguard was supposed to know Faith was gone; at least thats kind of how it seems from the few things passed along to me. I dont think we will have to wait much longer for the coming harvest.

Edit: just a side note, this is based off of info given to me by a new source.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves.

Are we experiencing an autistic version of a Stalinist purge?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Are we experiencing an autistic version of a Stalinist purge?

Does not seem to be anything that well organized.

 

[Sam Losco]

Small update just because I find it funny. Apparently Ralph is keeping most of this close to chest because he cant quite figure out who the snake in the grass is so he is mostly just ignoring it until he gets back to crack shack. However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves. Unsure if this is something Ralph asked them to do or if they are just that commited. Theres also some confusion as well because Aparently not even all of Ralphs Guntguard was supposed to know Faith was gone; at least thats kind of how it seems from the few things passed along to me. I dont think we will have to wait much longer for the coming harvest.

Edit: just a side note, this is based off of info given to me by a new source.

lol what does the loyalty checks consist of?

Gaydur: "Give $100 in lemons to Ralph or you're not loyal and will be purged from the Gunt Guard."

 

[Vetti]

lol what does the loyalty checks consist of?

Gaydur: "Give $100 in lemons to Ralph or you're not loyal and will be purged from the Gunt Guard."

R.i.p all of their broke asses. Nobody in the gunt guard could afford this.

 

[FM Bradley]

its strange to me just how unaware he is that he operates exactly like a girl, his only defense is painting you as lower for deigning to care enough to mock him like a girl will just say youre a bully or a hater or alawg if she has no retort, his channel operates exactly like a bullied girls channel with blocks and limits and fake engagement and simps buying into a false narrative no matter how plainly it contradicts their actions and words when not coping for ralph because of a false consensus making them feel sheltered by popularity, relying on bragging about money and calling haters incels, the seethe mean girls blog attacking womens looks and his gossiping dirt digging circles to bully people with rumors and whispers to the manager and trying to get people fired etc etc.

even in his night out he mistook being one of the girls on a night out with being head breeding stud, if youve ever seen a night youve seen the girl the others have to treat nice for some social obligation or monetary gain reason who they have to talk around eggshells with and who will try to be lead bitch and order you to turn your camera away etc. he even has gaytor supporting him like a girl would with him just deciding lemons are important now and not ralph cheating on or having been dumped by faith and the guntling.

everything about him is female and its bizarre people are pretending to be these hardcore trolling white nationalists. side note i just realized faith is probably going to get an abortion back in cali, sneak off on her way back and then mr vickers will forgive it as another mistake

I'm guessing it's because, all his life, people heard high-pitched noises, then looked down and saw a set of tits, and has been treated accordingly. This is why he has become a woman.

Small update just because I find it funny. Apparently Ralph is keeping most of this close to chest because he cant quite figure out who the snake in the grass is so he is mostly just ignoring it until he gets back to crack shack. However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves. Unsure if this is something Ralph asked them to do or if they are just that commited. Theres also some confusion as well because Aparently not even all of Ralphs Guntguard was supposed to know Faith was gone; at least thats kind of how it seems from the few things passed along to me. I dont think we will have to wait much longer for the coming harvest.

Edit: just a side note, this is based off of info given to me by a new source.

Personally, Elric, I think everything you've put forth recently is fact, if only for it's obvious plausibility, but if it's a huge con designed to extract more Gunt Seethe and make the little pig just a little less stable on his hooves, I commend you for that as well.

lol what does the loyalty checks consist of?

Gator flash-quizzing random jannies on the birthdays of various anime women.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

lol what does the loyalty checks consist of?

Gaydur: "Give $100 in lemons to Ralph or you're not loyal and will be purged from the Gunt Guard."

Nah nothing like that from what been shared with me. More along the lines of conversations in the vein of "did you see the news last night? Crazy right. Wonder who that was. You wearin a wire?"

 

[Neko GF]

Twitter won't ban him. They need him to make the right look bad.

The man is a liability to everything and everyone that would even consider associating with him. Twitters lefty staff seeing him as a useful idiot makes sense.

 

[MeltyTW]

The man is a liability to everything and everyone that would even consider associating with him. Twitters lefty staff seeing him as a useful idiot makes sense.

well they can at least unverify him to make him squeal, win win we get seethe from reethan and they get a self claimed right winger doing more damage to the movement AND they can keep him doing that without even needing to associate with him.

Nah nothing like that from what been shared with me. More along the lines of conversations in the vein of "did you see the news last night? Crazy right. Wonder who that was. You wearin a wire?"

did your sources ever say anything about ethan being paranoid of moles or leakers? the way mine went on they described him as always being nervous someone is a spy or an alawg especially if something bad happens to him or we post details or speculation that run too close to the mark for his comfort. of course dont answer if source wouldnt like mine is also skittish even indirect details could finger him out

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Why is ralph so obsessed with calling null a pedophile? It doesn't even make sense, the amount of people who accuse one another of being pedos is fucking absurd. Does ralph think if he keeps calling null a pedo it will somehow magically become true? That he can will it into reality?

There's a lot of internet people I hate, but I wouldn't call them a pedophile without strong evidence. Dax Hererra is an annoying freak, but I think he's s a libertarian moral relativist/nihilist rather than an actual pedophile.

People like ralph are overusing pedophile much the same way people over use racist/sexist, it's completely diminishing the impact of the word into nothingness.

 

[northstar747]

@Null I was thinking of a movie/book called the dark secret of harvest home which also has a corn cult.

https://youtu.be/ueLRMAp0WnA?t=7861

A bunch of wymen are chanting about corn, while some tall swed chucks the main character.

 

[Angry Shoes]

People like ralph are overusing pedophile much the same way people over use racist/sexist, it's completely diminishing the impact of the word into nothingness.

He overuses it for the exact same reason they do: it gets attention and many people will knee-jerk agree with you when you use it to accuse someone. It also helps that 'pedo' hasn't been ran completely into the ground the same way that racist/sexist/Nazi has yet.