Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Nobunaga]

This thread is in prospering grounds for a reason. (it's obviously not worthy of being made public)
Don't like the thread? close your eyes and ignore it.

No, its because you retards are too stupid to make something as simple as a thread on donald trump that doesnt devolve into another TES hugbox

 

[Mage]

No, its because you retards are too stupid to make something as simple as a thread on donald trump that doesnt devolve into another TES hugbox

Null himself talked about eventually merging this thread with TES (since they're pretty much the same after all), and while I think this thread should stay up just for the lulz, It will probably be pretty much useless within a month or two.

And for those in this thread that don't know what TES is, here's a link:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trump-enslavement-syndrome.25213/

 

[Saw the tables of tyranny]

Correct me if I’m wrong here please. I was under the impression that the point of this thread is to live on passed Trump‘s presidency and to outlive his entanglements into politics. So in my opinion that’s what justifies this thread surviving separately of the TES one. TES is about people obsessed with Trump ONLY because of his seat as president, while on the other hand, this thread is to document and laugh at all the funny retard shit he will say afterwards for the years to come.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Don't like the thread? close your eyes and ignore it.

I could say the same about Trump bruh. This thread is a lot of the same people who complain about A&N and politics "ruining EVERYTHING about KF" and now they want to spread political shit all over the site because of what? Some joke about "cope angry incel Trump supporters" that hasn't paid off? Smugness? Honestly, where's the jokes other than "I hate hate hate Trump?" There's already a thread for bitching about Trump and this thread leaving proving grounds ( but it's not my choice in the end) will just start a bunch of retaliation threads about other political figures and make shit worse when it comes to political shit on site.

I'm willing to laugh at the guy because he does do some funny and retarded shit and I keep coming back to see if there's jokes now but it's still everyone screaming the same shit from the TES thread and waiting for some rush of Trump supporters who will do....something and make it funny. By all means laugh at the guy but don't pretend like the low quality of this thread is somehow excused because "the people who don't like it are DRUMPFITLER supporters" or something.

 

[Mage]

Correct me if I’m wrong here please. I was under the impression that the point of this thread is to live on passed Trump‘s presidency and to outlive his entanglements into politics. So in my opinion that’s what justifies this thread surviving separately of the TES one. TES is about people obsessed with Trump ONLY because of his seat as president, while on the other hand, this thread is to document and laugh at all the funny retard shit he will say afterwards for the years to come.

If he goes into hiding Post-Presidency, I don't think this thread will have much longer. But yes, I could regard TES as a Community Watch thread rather than Trump himself.

I'm willing to laugh at the guy because he does do some funny and retarded shit and I keep coming back to see if there's jokes now but it's still everyone screaming the same shit from the TES thread and waiting for some rush of Trump supporters who will do....something and make it funny.

At least you can recognize the President's potential, and I do agree that this thread needs more than TDS/TES nonsense to be funnier.

 

[Cake Farts]

I feel like this thread can be kept separate from TES so long as you include other sperging from before his time in politics. Supposedly he has rich history of cow behavior but most of the tweets I’ve seen were from his time in office. What about the old milk?
I think bringing up dumb shit his family does would also be pretty neat too. I’m optimistic and I’d like to see this thread become about Trump and the Trump family proper, but not solely about whatever dumbshit orange man did in office.

 

[Mage]

I feel like this thread can be kept separate from TES so long as you include other sperging from before his time in politics. Supposedly he has rich history of cow behavior but most of the tweets I’ve seen were from his time in office. What about the old milk?
I think bringing up dumb shit his family does would also be pretty neat too. I’m optimistic and I’d like to see this thread become about Trump and the Trump family proper, but not solely about whatever dumbshit orange man did in office.

Agreed.
The man is 74 years old. And when you look back at his life prior to running for President, there's tons of good content. Both funny and sad.

 

[Techpriest]

Agreed.
The man is 74 years old. And when you look back at his life prior to running for President, there's tons of good content. Both funny and sad.

A large part of the problem is digging it out without getting dog piled. That people come in here sperging and providing more content is quite funny, but it does make actually discussing the person we’re in the thread for much harder.

 

[lamp shade]

You niggas care about Trump more than any of the people you think you're annoying with this thread.
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Lol look at this trumpfag.

We need a poll at the top of the thread: what is funnier: Trump bitching about losing the election, or his faithful followers coming to the thread and making the effort to comment to show us how much they don’t care?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Lol look at this trumpfag.

We need a poll at the top of the thread: what is funnier: Trump bitching about losing the election, or his faithful followers coming to the thread and making the effort to comment to show us how much they don’t care?

 

[JaneThough]

I feel like this thread can be kept separate from TES so long as you include other sperging from before his time in politics. Supposedly he has rich history of cow behavior but most of the tweets I’ve seen were from his time in office. What about the old milk?
I think bringing up dumb shit his family does would also be pretty neat too. I’m optimistic and I’d like to see this thread become about Trump and the Trump family proper, but not solely about whatever dumbshit orange man did in office.

I delved into his history in the OP's first paragraph, as well as have posted some old tweets and stories in the thread. The issue is it gets derailed by Trumptards and we have 5 pages of "is this thread good or is it TES?" The freshest milk is the easiest and best milk, but I am happy to dig deeper into his past and bring that to light. I recommend you go back and check the post I made about his obsession with Robert Pattinson.

 

[Cake Farts]

A large part of the problem is digging it out without getting dog piled. That people come in here sperging and providing more content is quite funny, but it does make actually discussing the person we’re in the thread for much harder.

I don’t think so? Unless I’m misreading your post, I don’t see how nonpolitical spergery would add more fuel to the fire. What Trumptards were reeeing about in the thread was that this thread really didn’t differ much from TES because there is a lot more focus about his politics and tweets he made in office.
If you move away from his politics to his personal life, then there’s a cow everyone can laugh at (unless you legitimately have TES) because a cow is a cow regardless of its politics.

 

[B’Elanna]

One of TheDonald's first and greatest 'cow moments (kids don't take your girlfriend and wife to Aspen at the same time)

https://gawker.com/remember-when-donald-trumps-wife-and-donald-trumps-mist-1754977102

 

[JaneThough]

One of TheDonald's first and greatest 'cow moments (kids don't take your girlfriend and wife to Aspen at the same time)

https://gawker.com/remember-when-donald-trumps-wife-and-donald-trumps-mist-1754977102

That is a classic moment! I have another, one that deserves attention as Trumpers like @Erischan have no clue what a cow their guy is because they clearly only learned of him in 2016:

Anyone familiar with Spy magazine? Yeah, probably not. It was a satire magazine that was published for 12 years, and in the 80s writer Graydon Carter referred to Trump as a "short fingered vulgarian". This was common, they made comments about celebrities all the time. Most just shrugged it off, because 1. it's a comedy magazine and 2. it's fucking Spy magazine, who is reading it? Oh...not our boy Donnie. From the linked article:

To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

Someone explain to me how taking the time, energy and money to send images of your hands to a no named writer from a failed comedy magazine (Spy went out in 1998 and as of 2015 Trump had still been sending this shit) does not make one a total cow?

I'm happy to delve further into his past! There's plenty to be shared. I posted earlier about his failed venture with Trump Steaks, and there are plenty more failed businesses we can get in to.

 

[Eris!]

That is a classic moment! I have another, one that deserves attention as Trumpers like @Erischan have no clue what a cow their guy is because they clearly only learned of him in 2016:

Anyone familiar with Spy magazine? Yeah, probably not. It was a satire magazine that was published for 12 years, and in the 80s writer Graydon Carter referred to Trump as a "short fingered vulgarian". This was common, they made comments about celebrities all the time. Most just shrugged it off, because 1. it's a comedy magazine and 2. it's fucking Spy magazine, who is reading it? Oh...not our boy Donnie. From the linked article:



Someone explain to me how taking the time, energy and money to send images of your hands to a no named writer from a failed comedy magazine (Spy went out in 1998 and as of 2015 Trump had still been sending this shit) does not make one a total cow?

I'm happy to delve further into his past! There's plenty to be shared. I posted earlier about his failed venture with Trump Steaks, and there are plenty more failed businesses we can get in to.

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[lamp shade]

That is a classic moment! I have another, one that deserves attention as Trumpers like @Erischan have no clue what a cow their guy is because they clearly only learned of him in 2016:

Anyone familiar with Spy magazine? Yeah, probably not. It was a satire magazine that was published for 12 years, and in the 80s writer Graydon Carter referred to Trump as a "short fingered vulgarian". This was common, they made comments about celebrities all the time. Most just shrugged it off, because 1. it's a comedy magazine and 2. it's fucking Spy magazine, who is reading it? Oh...not our boy Donnie. From the linked article:



Someone explain to me how taking the time, energy and money to send images of your hands to a no named writer from a failed comedy magazine (Spy went out in 1998 and as of 2015 Trump had still been sending this shit) does not make one a total cow?

I'm happy to delve further into his past! There's plenty to be shared. I posted earlier about his failed venture with Trump Steaks, and there are plenty more failed businesses we can get in to.

I’m really interested in a detailed Trump University post. I don’t know all the details, but I’ve gathered that it was a very obvious and controversial scam.

 

[JaneThough]

I’m really interested in a detailed Trump University post. I don’t know all the details, but I’ve gathered that it was a very obvious and controversial scam.

One day when work is slow and I have the energy, I'll look into it. It was 100% a total fraud,.

 

[B’Elanna]

More ancient trivia, all of DT’s bankruptcies are post Ivana era. She actually worked and was at least partially responsible for his early success.
The descent to lolcow accelerated rapidly after their divorce.

 

[JaneThough]

Today in Trump Tweet history:

Don's claims were that thousands were seen celebrating, as this article mentions. He also made a point to mention that now that the Twin Towers were gone, his building was the tallest in lower Manhattan....because that's what NY needed to hear after a devastating attack.

Also, in poking around I found this:

That's all he's got to say about his own brother passing away, 6 days after he actually died.

Here are other RIP posts....which I think we can all now agree he did not write:

The man is a pretty clear narcissist, but not even having enough to say about your brother as you do a sportscaster is a bad look.

 

[Sped Xing]

"Herman Cain died. . . I just got off." --Donald Trump