Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN APARTMENTS VOTED. FRAUD

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bugbear said:
It's funny how easily Trump could have won if he wasn't an idiot. The pandemic was the golden opportunity for him to secure his votes, but his stupidity got the better of him.
  1. He should have started the quarantine immediately. Sure, it would hurt the economy, but it would still be better in the long run than having to deal with the aftermath of a disease which is on its way to kill a 100 times more people than the worst terrorist attack in America's history. And that is ignoring the people which will suffer permanent organ damage.
  2. Trump's followers probably won't listen to the doctors, but they will listen to him. He should have encouraged responsible behavior. Make mask wearing and social distancing a civic duty. His followers would've blindly followed his words.
  3. At least pretend to give a shit about the democrats. Give a talk about how we are all in this together, don't vilify half of the population.
  4. He should have tried to paint himself as a voice of reason when the George Floyd protests started. Give a talk about how this is not the time to write history, but rather that people should stay safe at home and avoid large crowds no matter what. I doubt that the protests would have been as bad if he at least tried to negotiate with people.
  5. Don't hold rallies. Did he have a death wish? Was his ego seriously so big that he couldn't realize that those rallies are basically death traps?
  6. Make the fact that he is doing everything he can to protect people from the virus the main selling point of his campaign. I bet most Biden voters were just desperate and afraid. They didn't want to die a painful death and get buried in a mass grave.
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7. Shut the fuck up during your highly anticipated debate with a stutterer suffering mental decline. The fucking guy just couldn’t help himself and acted like a complete dipshit when he could’ve just gave ol Joe the room to hang himself. The day after that debate was really the first real waivering I saw in Trump fans. And for a lot of undecided voters, that was the last thing they saw of him till Election Day. Aside from catching covid after mocking people trying not to catch covid.

8. have somebody proof read your tweets so you don’t sound like Chris Chan bitching about a cartoon plot point on Twitter.
 
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Giuliani has evidence that will utterly DESTROY the Biden administration, but, um, he's not going to use it in court because, um, it's like a dead man's switch. But it is totally real and could totally change this election. Seriously guys, this time it is TRUE AND HONEST. Not like all the other times. You just can't see it yet, but it's totes real.

LOL @ Giuliani for thinking he has Julian Assange levels of leverage.
 

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JaneThough said:
Can't wait til he realizes how long he'll have to serve in their military for.
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A lot of modern troops are logistical and well behind the lines, it's possible he can sit around shitposting on Kiwi Farms in uniform in that case. Only a minority of Israeli conscripts actually go into front line infantry service. Bad news if he's obese, though, there are universal fitness standards.
Senior Lexmechanic said:
I'm with Norvic- I honestly hope that as much of Trump's base dumps him as possible and decides to gravitate towards populists that actually give a piss about protecting workers, but there's going to be a core that will go to their graves insisting that a dead commie spic stole the election from Trump and that any day now the NWO stasi will round up all the right-wingers into the FEMA death camps or w/e they think the endgame of this conspiracy is supposed to be.
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There might be, in the same way as there are still a handful of people grumbling about Bush v Gore, but it will be very small. By the 2024 election almost everyone will have moved on to Cruz/DeSantis/Trump Jr or whoever else is running. They won't "dump" him in the sense of saying he was a bad president, but they will be more concerned with the affairs of the day than those of 4 years earlier.
 
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Giuliani has evidence that will utterly DESTROY the Biden administration, but, um, he's not going to use it in court because, um, it's like a dead man's switch. But it is totally real and could totally change this election. Seriously guys, this time it is TRUE AND HONEST. Not like all the other times. You just can't see it yet, but it's totes real.

LOL @ Giuliani for thinking he has Julian Assange levels of leverage.
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...What the actual shit is this ghoul rambling about? Is this his fucking ace in the hole for image management? Pretending that he's going to be #BidenBodyCount 'd for his press conference?
If he has evidence of Biden corrupting his offices or of the election being super mega rigged for realsies, he should present that evidence before a judge. This whole "he's only not showing the evidence so he can drop the bomb before the Supreme Court!" is a tactic that no lawyer has ever used and would probably put their bar card at risk. Courtrooms are not circuses, and manipulating evidence for dramatic effect like this doesn't happen outside of Phoenix Wright.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
...What the actual shit is this ghoul rambling about? Is this his fucking ace in the hole for image management? Pretending that he's going to be #BidenBodyCount 'd for his press conference?
If he has evidence of Biden corrupting his offices or of the election being super mega rigged for realsies, he should present that evidence before a judge. This whole "he's only not showing the evidence so he can drop the bomb before the Supreme Court!" is a tactic that no lawyer has ever used and would probably put their bar card at risk. Courtrooms are not circuses, and manipulating evidence for dramatic effect like this doesn't happen outside of Phoenix Wright.
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You're wrong, the supreme court loves lawyers who waste the time of lower circuit courts.
 
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Steamboat_Bill said:
I've seen Trump fans comparing themselves to the Japanese soldiers who kept fighting long after the war was over.

You tell me what you think that means.
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It means they're insulting brave warriors because they won't do shit.
 
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proteus4994 said:
I guarantee you that dude who’s “moving to Israel” has made fun of at least one leftie for “moving to Canada”
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He's also going to be shocked when he learns that what he thinks is "left" is actually considered the center in Israel. He's right that the left in Israel is fairly weak, but what actually constitutes the Israeli left and what he thinks the left is are very different.
 
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Steamboat_Bill said:
I've seen Trump fans comparing themselves to the Japanese soldiers who kept fighting long after the war was over.

You tell me what you think that means.
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That's a pretty sad thing to compare yourself too. The hold outs were a bunch of Japanese soldiers holding on to a war lost for years and ended up hurting people that shouldn't have been hurt. I mean a Japanese hold out even teamed up with the communist in Malaysia before signing a peace treaty.
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