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[Ruin]

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Is a circlejerk about how terrible a procedure that 40% of men get around the world is.

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This is a pretty good summary of every post on here. Someone proclaims circumcision is bad then everyone upvotes and claps at how amazing he is. They obsess over the 15 square inches of floppy skin they do not have anymore, Key phrases are nerve endings, molested, and envious of intact penises. Every story must include a woman foolishly saying circumcision is good and the man quickly explaining how it is equivalent to cutting of a womans clitoris.


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Circumcision is worse than rape in case you didn't know


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People stew all day with their mutilated penis and generally have resentment for their parents doing something over 50% of American men get done.

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Here is a poem someone wrote for their class about their circumcision.

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Imagine being this obsessed about your wee wee.

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I got confused for a while trying to figure out if this person actually had mtf surgery, or is just a dude in a dress with a circumcised penis. I clicked on their profile to search to clarify. Most of their posts are centered around r/SmegmaLovers which (as the name implies) is a subreddit where people post pictures of penises with smegma all over them and how sexy that is.

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Here someone rationally talks about how he is never having children because society is ok with circumcision (which he can just not have performed on his kids), how he doesn't want to live anymore, and how he ponders if he will get the answers to the mystery of circumcision in the afterlife. We can only hope themaskednipple. We can only hope.

Asterisk made a subreddit?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Redditor says we’re not allowed to sing anymore.

There goes my aspiration of wanting to sing because I do it in the shower

 

[NoReturn]

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Redditor says we’re not allowed to sing anymore.

There goes my aspiration of wanting to sing because I do it in the shower

"Unpopular opinion" is such a dumb subreddit because the only things that get upvoted ARE the popular opinions.

 

[Grapefruit Soda]

"Unpopular opinion" is such a dumb subreddit because the only things that get upvoted ARE the popular opinions.

I'd say its a sub for contrarian shits to bitch and complain about stuff normal people enjoy. Remember, reddit is for adult children to passive aggressively reenact high school drama well into their 30's and 40's.

 

[Large]

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Redditor says we’re not allowed to sing anymore.

There goes my aspiration of wanting to sing because I do it in the shower

"Man only listens to pop, gets despacito effect, thinks all music is trash" situation number 7192823

 

[Pointless Pedant]

"Man only listens to pop, gets despacito effect, thinks all music is trash" situation number 7192823

Or he just has a massive preference for instrumental music. Ranting on Reddit is still dumb, though.

 

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Redditor says we’re not allowed to sing anymore.

There goes my aspiration of wanting to sing because I do it in the shower

I'm not going to lie, while there are songs which are improved by singing, I feel a majority of songs I've heard would be improved by the singing being removed.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Redditor says we’re not allowed to sing anymore.

There goes my aspiration of wanting to sing because I do it in the shower

I mean, singing IS cringe, but if other people want to do it, I don't care.

 

[Basil II]

lmao this thread needs an infected tag with how many people whining about circumcision

 

[MediocreMilt]

lmao this thread needs an infected tag with how many people whining about circumcision

And now whining about singing.

 

[Large]

lmao this thread needs an infected tag with how many people whining about circumcision

And now whining about singing.

we have become reddit, destroyer of good content

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Breathing is cringe. It's worse than singing & sleeping.
Why do people think I want to see them breathing all the fucking time??
Arrogant assholes.

Now give me awards & upvotes!

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

this is a shitpost but it's a pretty good one

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

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this is a shitpost but it's a pretty good one

If it's really that common, then I'm sensing an untapped market for my new porn site, GRINCHED

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The lizard people conspiracies usually say that they're good at manipulating people, so they're basically the ultimate anti-autistics. Austistics are good at being manipulated, which is why Reddit is the way it is.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

This imagine sums up Reddit more than anything else I've ever seen.

Also check out my thread on the craziest of the crazies, /r/GenZedong.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-genzedong.80107/

 

[Bender]

This imagine sums up Reddit more than anything else I've ever seen.

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Also check out my thread on the craziest of the crazies, /r/GenZedong.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-genzedong.80107/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/k23gp9/wow_they_are_fucking_deranged/

Dude got banned in style, and even got one last cheeky message in to annoy the mods a bit more.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/k23gp9/wow_they_are_fucking_deranged/

Dude got banned in style, and even got one last cheeky message in to annoy the mods a bit more.

What a legend. There are some very fine people left on Reddit after all.

 

[graywolf88]

this is a shitpost but it's a pretty good one

Shitposting in major subreddits? That's a paddling.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I'm not going to lie, while there are songs which are improved by singing, I feel a majority of songs I've heard would be improved by the singing being removed.

Agreed instrumentals are the best, sadly normies dont understand or appreciate that. Friends and family tease me about listening to "elevator music" whenever they ride in my car, or otherwise don't understand why I enjoy some forgien music despite not understanding the lyrics. To me if the instrumental isnt good, then theres no point in even listening, good lyrics are just the icing on an already great cake. Though like you said sometimes lyrics themselves improve a song, though often times it's the chorusline that I think elevates a songs listenablility.