Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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I remembered when he and Barb were in so much debt after Bob died and they had a massive credit card bill, I had a contact near Virginia and managed to get them to send Chris about a grand to pay off his credit card bills. If Chris had not paid it, he would not still be living in 14 Branchland Court.
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This doesn't make sense @rVeRSeSI. Court records show that both Chris and Barb have debt far in excess of $1,000.

Also Chris wouldn't have lost the house for failing to pay his own unsecured debt. The house isn't even in his name.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Look, man, I'm not going to belabor this, but if someone puts forth the effort to clean up their act, that counts for something. How often do you see this actually happen?
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I've seen tons of "former" cows claim to have changed, hated their old actions, gotten over it, cleaned up their act.

How many actually DO it and stick to it? Less then can be counted on one hand. I'm keeping all options open on everyone involved here.
 
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To everyone who is trying to attack this guy and judging him, he really isn't a bad person, not many people who observe former lol cows reach out to them, especially when they are victims of Chris Chan. Lucifer/Seth found out how Chris used me and was a shit friend to me over the years and he actually was very consoling with me about everything. I know not many of you approve of his posts, you don't know him that well yet and he is still new here so don't judge too much just yet.

And as for my lol cow title, I don't plan on getting it back, the lol cow in me is dead, Alan Christopher is dead, I'm different now, I've learned from my past mistakes, I'm not even giving Chris any Christmas or birthday gifts, I've ended all communication with him and Jacob Sockness, I just want to move on with my life and so far I'm doing a lot better now I've gotten away from CWC.

I'm sorry to disappoint a lot of you who are hoping to get some kicks from me humiliating myself but it's just not gonna happen again.
 
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I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
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Dont forget, you're here forever.
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
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see ya tomorrow
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
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If you really didn't care and moved on with your life, you wouldn't be here trying to preach to the farms about how much of a better person you are now and that "you've changed".
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
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Flavius Anthemius said:
If you really didn't care and moved on with your life, you wouldn't be here trying to preach to the farms about how much of a better person you are now and that "you've changed".
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YEAH

you'd move on to trolling chris by making him read a fanfic that makes fun of him, or tricking him into doing a livestream that features barb (he fucking hates it when people show more interest in her than him)
 
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Mr. 0 said:
YEAH

you'd move on to trolling chris by making him read a fanfic that makes fun of him, or tricking him into doing a livestream that features barb (he fucking hates it when people show more interest in her than him)
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That is actually incorrect, I hate Hirschberg, but she never made any fan fiction, that was Courtney aka Project SNT that provoked Chris to do that, a complete different person and it was the weens in the live stream chat and on Twitter that begged Chris to put Barb on camera. Hirschberg hasn't been active on Twitter or Youtube for months now, both accounts have since been hacked and left unused
https://twitter.com/azrael15887
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrfAxfZv8spsYP80f0SMReQ

Super Colon Blow said:
In other words, Chris lied to this person to get money.
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He always lies, he asked her for gas money last year claiming that he had an urgent appointment to attend and spent it all on a Poke ball that was nearly $50!
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
I'm not even going to respond to this thread anymore, enjoy shit posting.

Chris was always dishonest with me, he's told me many lies, if I had known what I was getting myself into years ago, I would never have been friends with him or tried to help him.

I may have done fucked up shit and made myself a clown online but at least I'm trying to turn that around.

Goodbye.
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oh no no no NO NO NO. Watch your windows and letterbox faggot
 
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