This whole “muh bruken coontroller” issue is more evidence of Phil’s utter and complete incompetence when it comes to his supposed speciality. Mind you piggy has most likely played more games and invested more hours into vidya than everybody on these forums and is still horrible at them. I mean, there’s bad at vidya because you’re a casual and treat it as such and there’s bottom of the barrel completely godawful even though you play games more than 40 hours per week for the last 20+ years of your life. Guess which category Phil fits into?
For all those Innumerable times he’s claimed “I was blocking; I didn’t do that; the camera won’t move; I swear I pressed jump; I’m pressing buttons; I didn’t do anything; there’s input lag; frame rate is so low I can’t move” and among the countless other excuses, this whole controller situation proves that Phil has little to no dexterity. He cannot deftly adjust his finger movements and consequent finger pressure to be adjusted or positioned correctly on the controller and those thumbs that resemble more like your common pig hooves are so bulky and deformed, you know he’s gripping that controller for dear life and panics by pressing constantly on the right/ left thumb sticks.
Like everything else in his life, his inability to be good at the craft he relies on to make a living is just another one of the many notches under his belt which are a representation of Phil’s utter and complete incompetence when it comes to any activity which may require skill, concentration, and self-application. This man’s whole life is defined with one word: joke.
