DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[We Are The Witches]

The best explanation I can give for the thumb is a reference to a polish magician, "Salvano". He apparently uses like a fake thumb to perform some tricks.

There's this video about him on Dailymotion, and within the first two minutes they mention this.

Salvano - Salvano Thumb Tip - video dailymotion

Watch Salvano - Salvano Thumb Tip - Series on Dailymotion

www.dailymotion.com

There's also a book about "Salvano's Thumbtips".

https://archive.vn/ZCgWw

 

[SPhobos]

I knew it was Phil's stumpy retard thumb and complete lack of any sort of dexterity resulting in him mashing in the right thumb stick in CoD and that some paypig was duped into wasting 70 bucks on an extra controller is fucking hilarious.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I like the new thing DSP does to max size his face cam and say ''NO''.

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His eyes devoid of life, the stroked mouth, his goatee is more like a nasty mustache than anything else now and a particular shoutout to his disgusting yellow teeths ( or what's left of them )

Holy fuck, I didn't realize how putrid his teeth were until now. Phil, while you're reading through this forum, please understand that we're actually pretty fucking concerned with your physical health, okay?

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If he had a sense of humor he'd fill in his background with "ads" for all kinds of consoles, especially the more ancient ones. But Phil will be Phil, I guess.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil is allegedly very tall, standing at a incredible 5'12". However, I remember hearing somewhere that in reality he has disproportionately small hands. I think it was from someone who was in the FGC and was on the SOK podcast. Phil does not have large thumbs. He actually has baby hands. And they are fucking hairy too.

I will admit that I have also accidentally pressed R3 (the right thumbstick) while playing games such as GTA. It was only when I was in an intense moment and I was holding the controller too tight. Like a time limit or having to chase another car. If Phil is doing this, he is too nervous. He's trying too hard.

I was thinking his hands looked a little small when he was showing his thumb yesterday.

 

[DZoomer]

If he had self awareness and the ability to laugh at himself he could make an event where he creates custom characters of himself,Wings,LTG and Chris Chan on a WWE game and commentate on that fight,he could make 1k if he hypes it up for a few days prior to doing it.

If there's one thing that Phil is not willing to do, is to capitalize on his lolcow status. He absolutely hates the fact that he's a lolcow (see: the many videos with him mocking the term).

The moment we see Phil doing something like what you described is the moment we'll know that Phil's spirit has been completely broken, and then he'll finally be on Wings's level, who reads donations blatantly insulting him in a monotone, and then thanks the person.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Not to bring up the last of us 2 again but I’ve got snort on in the background and the pre stream of his day after crying on Twitter about the game came up and he said something I had to stop and rewind the video at

“how can I justify my opinion that I don’t like the game? I can justify it because I wrote a review about it”

uh Wut? I didn’t watch that review video he did but I’m putting a massive X to doubt on him writing anything up lmao. He he didn’t idk why he said he did, especially when he constantly shits on professional reviewers

 

[Forbidden Math]

Not to bring up the last of us 2 again but I’ve got snort on in the background and the pre stream of his day after crying on Twitter about the game came up and he said something I had to stop and rewind the video at

“how can I justify my opinion that I don’t like the game? I can justify it because I wrote a review about it”

uh Wut? I didn’t watch that review video he did but I’m putting a massive X to doubt on him writing anything up lmao. He he didn’t idk why he said he did, especially when he constantly shits on professional reviewers

If he wanted to be accurate he should have said 'I can justify it because I ranted for an hour about it."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Totally not shilling and trying to get attention.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Totally not shilling and trying to get attention.

I just remembered one time Jake Paul in one of his scammy self-help guides, advised his fans/viewers to pretend to be sponsored to try to "advertise" their ability to have sponsored content to potential real sponsors in the future.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I just remembered one time Jake Paul in one of his scammy self-help guides, advised his fans/viewers to pretend to be sponsored to try to "advertise" their ability to have sponsored content to potential real sponsors in the future.

So this would make Phil an even bigger tool?

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Mister 5000 a month on business expenses said that he got his bankruptcy approved because the truth prevailed lmao.

Later he said that kat and jasper got sick this year but he doesnt bring it up because its no one business,so why do it now? And when kat got sick a few days ago you told everyone,and jasper has pet insurance so...

 

[FormerPro]

"We drive 45 minutes to a doctor, then 45 minutes back.... that's half our day is gone"

??????

 

[Lean In Ban]

Phil mad about jokes of him knocking up Khet is so god damn funny. Don’t you nudniks know that pigs can’t impregnate horses?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"We drive 45 minutes to a doctor, then 45 minutes back.... that's half our day is gone"

??????

Pigs can live 15 years on average, that's why an hour in human hours is half a day in pig hours.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil is congratulating himself on the success of this year, as evidenced by the fact he hasn't had to do any special fundraisers like he had to in previous years. If he had to call plumbers in any other year then it would have been an emergency fundraiser stream. Imagine if a successful year for you is not having to beg AS MUCH.

I can't carry on watching this holy shit.

 

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

The charge backs give him a nice excuse for his overspending on gacha.

 

[Comma]

If DSP begging for a new PS5 controller, someone buying it for him and then it turning out to be his own fault, isn't the perfect example of why you shouldn't dump money into the black hole, I don't know what is.

Imagine being the dumb little shit who bought him the controller.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil right now.

"I have never issued a DMCA claim........................this year!!"

So other issues you have and it wasn't machnima like you said?

 

[FormerPro]

Phil right now.

"I have never issued a DMCA claim........................this year!!"

So other issues you have and it wasn't machnima like you said?

Strange how he also knows that to issue a DMCA takedown you need to scan your drivers license... wonder how he knows that

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

The fucking turnaround time on that PS5 controller fuckup. You bitch for weeks about the fucking thing. You get it late, fucking up your whole streaming, you know, your fucking job. You immediately fuck up the console and controller. And then instead of thinking about it AT ALL you just beg for a new one. And then you get it, and you immediately break it.

HEY PHIL I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T BUY YOU THE WOLVERINE TOY