DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

About the thumbs.

There is footage of Phil during a GTA run where everytime he turns the car he presses the horn, like hes pressing the left analog stick in each turn it goes on for a while its not a one off flook in his playthrough. unfortunately I cant find the actual clip but Phil being hamfisted with controllers is nothing new.

In my pursuit for the clips I did find this gem featuring old Phil and breastfeeding, total opposite to Amnesia.

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/5itzJ2rV5UI?t=596 If it doesn't work

 

[Zeelpulp]

DSP has Frank's Sign and Sylvanio thumbs, what's next? Giuseppe's retina? Dolores' knee?

Burnellio Bladder Syndrome

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Time for Phil to take his Twitter game to the next level and start accusing Sony of ableism against people with wide thumbs. Throw in some whining about Demon's Souls being too hard and all the Twitterati will be on his side instantly. Then he will finally have the clout that he craves until ten minutes later when they realize he's a fat white man who used to make nazi jokes.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Google has nothing on this "Sylvanio thumb". If he really made up a retarded condition for his little thumb to prove how Pure Italiano he is, good lord.

Because his mom's maiden name is Salvagno.

EDIT: It's probably some bullshit his family made up because google still gives no result for it.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

DSP has Frank's Sign and Sylvanio thumbs, what's next? Giuseppe's retina? Dolores' knee?

Wanker's Wrist.

 

[SlushFiend]

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Phil is a Spy Kids hand people, prove me wrong. XD

Anyway, I've only really followed the broken controller mini saga here so can someone let me know if he still crying wolf about it because it seems like he only uses that excuse during CoD gameplays.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

He thinks he has toe thumb, like Megan Fox? So horrifying I can't look it up. I remember when someone first noticed hers and all marriage plans were cancelled. He does not.

Perhaps he has <chinese racial slur>-thumb? Apparently phones are so big now that Asians need thumb extenders...

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Time for Phil to take his Twitter game to the next level and start accusing Sony of ableism against people with wide thumbs. Throw in some whining about Demon's Souls being too hard and all the Twitterati will be on his side instantly. Then he will finally have the clout that he craves until ten minutes later when they realize he's a fat white man who used to make nazi jokes.

Waiting on him to start using this as a handicap and can somehow use it to relate and fellate when SuperBlindMan starts talking about how he is totally blind and can't see.

 

[marlintan]

He thinks he has toe thumb, like Megan Fox? So horrifying I can't look it up. I remember when someone first noticed hers and all marriage plans were cancelled. He does not.

Perhaps he has <chinese racial slur>-thumb? Apparently phones are so big now that Asians need thumb extenders...

You mean Chink, Gook, Zipperhead, Fishhead?

As long as you don't slander niggers or trannys, You are all good, We Chinese don't give a fuck, we're busy doing math.

 

[TheTractor]

I like the new thing DSP does to max size his face cam and say ''NO''.

His eyes devoid of life, the stroked mouth, his goatee is more like a nasty mustache than anything else now and a particular shoutout to his disgusting yellow teeths ( or what's left of them )

 

[Iron Hamster]

First Sony remove the dual audio out... now turns out their controllers are no good for people with SYLVANIO THUMB! Next he'll be telling us that his headset won't sit on his head properly because of his weird creasy earlobes or the new high fidelity rumble has reagitated his dormant tennis elbow. This man is something to behold.

Looks like it's time to finally stop entertaining the children and get a real job.

Just like that, he got used to an immediate flood of whale tips as soon as he begged for no reason. That's been the recurring event the last couple of nights. But in typical Phil fashion, no matter what he said, he can't appreciate those nights as being generous, he just immediately starts to expect it. And then he gets salty the first night in several days where they don't turn up. Phil deserves $100 every single stream. With one stream tomorrow, maybe he'll just roll out a $200 tip goal. Or we'll have 2 separate goals, one for his vlog portion and then a reset for his gameplay.

My main question right now isn't even what amazing retcons we're going to see tomorrow. Its whether or not he will remove the Sony marketing display to put up Christmas decorations, or if he will string lights around it.

String lights around it. They'll flash too after DMing Sony to watch his stream of genius advertising.

Thanks, aunt.

Big, gay, gouty thumbs.

I'm pretty sure he meant having wide thumbs runs in his family and they named it after a relative named Sylvanio, or some shit.

I thought he said 'Sylvania' and was implying they're as wide as a tv screen.

 

[Freshtodeath]

haven't been following his thanksgiving drama. Is he doing ass the king and eating QVC? what are his and kats plans? bonus here's some QVC rolls

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP has Frank's Sign and Sylvanio thumbs, what's next? Giuseppe's retina? Dolores' knee?

Fillipe’s Malformio Cranolio

 

[Freshtodeath]

This alone proves two things: that he will never improve or innovate at anything he does and the obvious fact that once again Phil is always and will be his own greatest detractor.

He doesn't realize Gen Z are really good gamers and strategies change. He only ever wins against scrubs. You gotta change up your strategy cause games progress. You can't play halo or cod same way as 2010 or you'll get bodied for example.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Was there a wrestling game this year? We got gypped out of a royal rumble last year, we better get an autistic screaming at the television stream this year. These are the only DSP streams I actually watch live. Phil is actually good at watching the computer play against itself. He actually enjoys yelling at the game play itself and it is mildly entertaining. I just wish he would make his own custom characters like in the old days and not just download premade ones.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

View attachment 1750237 Phil is a Spy Kids hand people, prove me wrong. XD

Anyway, I've only really followed the broken controller mini saga here so can someone let me know if he still crying wolf about it because it seems like he only uses that excuse during CoD gameplays.

Well, Phil‘s head does resemble a human thumb, so you’ve got me there.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Was there a wrestling game this year? We got gypped out of a royal rumble last year, we better get an autistic screaming at the television stream this year. These are the only DSP streams I actually watch live. Phil is actually good at watching the computer play against itself. He actually enjoys yelling at the game play itself and it is mildly entertaining. I just wish he would make his own custom characters like in the old days and not just download premade ones.

If he had self awareness and the ability to laugh at himself he could make an event where he creates custom characters of himself,Wings,LTG and Chris Chan on a WWE game and commentate on that fight,he could make 1k if he hypes it up for a few days prior to doing it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil is allegedly very tall, standing at a incredible 5'12". However, I remember hearing somewhere that in reality he has disproportionately small hands. I think it was from someone who was in the FGC and was on the SOK podcast. Phil does not have large thumbs. He actually has baby hands. And they are fucking hairy too.

I will admit that I have also accidentally pressed R3 (the right thumbstick) while playing games such as GTA. It was only when I was in an intense moment and I was holding the controller too tight. Like a time limit or having to chase another car. If Phil is doing this, he is too nervous. He's trying too hard.

 

[King DDT]

haven't been following his thanksgiving drama. Is he doing ass the king and eating QVC? what are his and kats plans? bonus here's some QVC rolls

Is that 120$~ for 18 fancy chicken sandwiches?

Also, is that a payment plan for a fucking meal? That is.... I don't even know what to say to that.

 

[Full Race Replay]

More boxes.