DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JPG]

Have you ever noticed how often Phil says he and Kat eats a frozen meal of some kind?
No brand name, weird shit like ‘frozen pasta’. I’m sure these are actually takeaway meals from restaurants which he obviously can’t say whilst still fleecing his ahnest fans, so he just puts frozen in front of whatever he had to keep the narrative going.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Happy Thanksbegging to everyone in the colonies. I'm personally thankful that DSP lives in America and not Shit Britain. I have been spared a lengthy prison sentence. Pig-ups from Forza Horison 4...

 

[Lolidaki]

The dude who tells you the game awards don’t matter won’t stop talking about them, Kat needs to take his phone away, this is their day off to lovingly spend together.

I also like how he says the gay girls weren’t part of his official criticism, what a nice little mental technicality to excuse him turning into a blabbering idiot when the girls were making out on screen, definitely didn’t negatively impact his enjoyment of the game.

He's looking for easy clout, no different than his little autism fit tweet about not liking that they showed a mega64 skit several years ago.

 

[Iron Father]

Translation: DipShitPhil couldn't follow the plot.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Holy shit, I have missed some lore stuff with DSP with all this political sperging going on.

Anything tasty I missed or just more gout ridden begging?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Well, Phil got the new controller and it is still happening, what a surprise. The fucking idiot needs to stop playing like a brute.

 

[thedingledongle]

Well, Phil got the new controller and it is still happening, what a surprise. The fucking idiot needs to stop playing like a brute.

I just popped on and he's sperging out "AGAIN! I SWEAR I AM NOT CLICKING IT!!!!"

EDIT: "I don't know if you guys know this, but I have really big thumbs! Runs in my family!"

 

[tzgnilki]

Well, Phil got the new controller and it is still happening, what a surprise. The fucking idiot needs to stop playing like a brute.

he just blamed his genetics, via inheriting a large thumb

lol, ty dark dave mirror for the clip

edit: forgot to add a warning for dark dave autism soundbytes

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He really couldn't have made absolutely sure with his other games like Demon's Souls.
Money well spent, loyal whale!

 

[Surly Muppet]

he just blamed his genetics, via inheriting a large thumb

"Sylvanio Thumb." SUPER Italian. They say it was an evolutionary trait to make sauce stirring smoother. Personally, I call it the Polack Grifting Digit.
I'm glad we're getting a 23 and Me genetic breakdown and analysis now that someone else spent $70. This seems like the appropriate time for elaborate excuses originating in the old country, certainly not before begging.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

"I am not bad at video games I'm just a result of what happens when Italian hill people copulate with Polish marsh men"

 

[Surly Muppet]

Just flat out begging for tips with 30 minutes left. 'Please tip, guys. We're only at $33. But obviously it's up to you'.

Here's the deal Phil. Add that unnecessary $70 controller to the tips goal tonight and you have $100. There, you're done. Take your L for the night and just quietly walk away. This is embarrassing even by your standards.

 

[thedingledongle]

Just flat out begging for tips with 30 minutes left. 'Please tip, guys. We're only at $33. But obviously it's up to you'.

Here's the deal Phil. Add that unnecessary $70 controller to the tips goal tonight and you have $100. There, you're done. Take your L for the night and just quietly walk away. This is embarrassing even by your standards.

"Headshots are broken dood, not fair."

 

[Homaster]

Dude look at his thumb, it looks so weird!!!
Googled short thumbs, and heres what i got:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D

 

[millais]

That second controller sure would come in handy if he had someone else in his household to stream PS5 co-op gameplay with.

 

[wahkando]

Looked like he was gonna cry when he was sitting on 35 bucks even after doing an overtime game out of desperation... then got a 4 dollar tip and said oh FOUR dollars... gee thanks.

What a scumbag lol

 

[Shabobus]

He does have a huge thumb, right between his shoulders.

 

[FormerPro]

First Sony remove the dual audio out... now turns out their controllers are no good for people with SYLVANIO THUMB! Next he'll be telling us that his headset won't sit on his head properly because of his weird creasy earlobes or the new high fidelity rumble has reagitated his dormant tennis elbow. This man is something to behold.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Looked like he was gonna cry when he was sitting on 35 bucks even after doing an overtime game out of desperation... then got a 4 dollar tip and said oh FOUR dollars... gee thanks.

What a scumbag lol

Just like that, he got used to an immediate flood of whale tips as soon as he begged for no reason. That's been the recurring event the last couple of nights. But in typical Phil fashion, no matter what he said, he can't appreciate those nights as being generous, he just immediately starts to expect it. And then he gets salty the first night in several days where they don't turn up. Phil deserves $100 every single stream. With one stream tomorrow, maybe he'll just roll out a $200 tip goal. Or we'll have 2 separate goals, one for his vlog portion and then a reset for his gameplay.

My main question right now isn't even what amazing retcons we're going to see tomorrow. Its whether or not he will remove the Sony marketing display to put up Christmas decorations, or if he will string lights around it.

 

[FormerPro]

Just like that, he got used to an immediate flood of whale tips as soon as he begged for no reason. That's been the recurring event the last couple of nights. But in typical Phil fashion, no matter what he said, he can't appreciate those nights as being generous, he just immediately starts to expect it. And then he gets salty the first night in several days where they don't turn up. Phil deserves $100 every single stream. With one stream tomorrow, maybe he'll just roll out a $200 tip goal. Or we'll have 2 separate goals, one for his vlog portion and then a reset for his gameplay.

My main question right now isn't even what amazing retcons we're going to see tomorrow. Its whether or not he will remove the Sony marketing display to put up Christmas decorations, or if he will string lights around it.

I can hear it in his nasally, grating voice already.

"Now listen. As I am only doing one stream today, essentially I'm LOSING OUT on all those khantributions and tips that I would normally receive. Now, I need to buy A LOT of stuff around the holidays for me and my family and I'm gonna lose out on potential money that I need to pay my bills and stuff. What I would say is IF you are thinking of khantributing, please do so immediately as this is the only stream I'll be doing today. Alright."