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The dude who tells you the game awards don’t matter won’t stop talking about them, Kat needs to take his phone away, this is their day off to lovingly spend together.

I also like how he says the gay girls weren’t part of his official criticism, what a nice little mental technicality to excuse him turning into a blabbering idiot when the girls were making out on screen, definitely didn’t negatively impact his enjoyment of the game.
"People who didnt buy into the hype of inclusion didnt like the game as much." DSP literally can't comprehend doing anything if it isn't for personal gain.

His day off tweets are more to laugh at than most streams these days.
 
Feel like his throwing his fishing net out trying to get anyone of relevance to tweet at him and it REALLY bruises his ego when he doesn't get big names retweeting or talking to him on twitter.
He does seem to be out here trying to bait... something, at least.
This new Twitter phase is really bizarre because it doesn't jive with his mentality on Twitch. We've seen him cut stream when he has been raided, and he has generally done everything he can to suppress raids on his stream, even enacting Follower Only mode himself, despite previously claiming that he never does that, it's just something his mods do. When his audience numbers are oddly high, Phil will stall out and take brakes as a means to try and wait out what he clearly perceives to be trolls. He seems to deliberately try to cull the streams down to his regulars.

And yet here he is on Twitter, suddenly doing the equivalent of running out naked in the street, screeching. Why try to pull an audience on Twitter instead of the platform where you actually produce content? The only thing I can think of is Phil doesn't want people to turn up at his Twitch and see what a terrible streamer and pathetic beggar/shill he is. I guess he is hoping if he acts like a Twitter tough guy, people who enjoy his Twitter persona will turn up to the stream and just throw money at him? Or at least come in with a positive impression and are more likely to stick around long enough to get hit with the pignosis? It's just really weird what he has chosen to prioritize here.

This tweet also sums up just about everything hypocritical about Phil bashing 'shills'. It's uncanny.
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I'm assuming his defense for the PS5 product display is that he isn't a 'shill' because he just... hocks the product for free.
I think he is trying to craft some visual that he can later point to when asking companies for sponsorships.
But then again, between that and Twitter, Phil seems to have really lost touch with reality this last month so who can say what he is thinking.
 
So I’ve been wondering this for a long time now. I know comedy is subjective but I’ve watched DSP try to make thousands of jokes at this point in all the TIHYDP’s and never once have I even smiled. Got me wondering, had Phil ever said anything that’s actually funny? Again I know humor is pretty subjective but just wondering if anyone has ever actually laughed at one of his jokes.
I remember during the Emma Emmerich death scene (yeah, yeah) when Otacon hesitates over leaving his sister behind Phil says, "Fuck your sister... Wait don't!" His reactions are normally so forced a genuine off-the-cuff remark took me by surprise.

When he was playing THPS5 he lands out of bounds, in a road, and yells, "Get out the road asshole; you're not looking for Jason!" I searched through the same TIHYDP later but couldn't find that part so maybe I imagined it?

Anyway, in Phil's 12-year legacy he's made me laugh unironically twice.
 
Every time you see DSP lashing out at people over COVID-19, think of this clip from February this year:

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Quotes:

  • "I'm not worried about Corona virus, I'm more worried about common sicknesses."
  • "I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a panic-mode person who runs around screaming the sky is falling."
  • "The news is so DUMB and reporting it like it's the end of the fucking world."
  • "I'm going to keep living my life and doing things normally. It is what it is; if you get sick, you get sick."
  • "I'm not stupid and I'm not going to live my life in fear of a virus that's not as bad as the common flu."
  • "Someone in Washington died from the Corona virus? Yeah, big whoop! More people died here from the flu than from the Corona virus, so I don't know why we're freaking out about this."

During the April 1, 2020 unrecorded evening prestream, the villain, Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, was asked if he regretted his toxic and misinformed Covid-19 rants that he would subject his audience to during the early days of the pandemic.
DSP, of course, smugly proclaimed himself to have been right, because he personally had not been affected by the pandemic.




[2020-04-02 02:05:20 UTC] hog_wash_: Cheer50 I remember about a month and a half ago, you said you weren't worried or concerned about the Chinese Flu. Do you still feel that way, and do you regret not preparing for this lockdown?

No!
Because there was nothing to prepare for!
At--
Once again!
There was nothing to prepare for!
It Is What It Is.
This is exactly what happens, when a virus spreads.
And with other previous viruses, we never acted like this before.
Only because this virus is so deadly to the elderly and those with preexisting conditions, people are super nervous.
But, it's gonna exactly happen as I said!
It's gonna keep spreading.
It's gonna spread through the entire world.
Eventually we're gonna build immunity to it.
Just like the flu!
Just like the H1Z1!
And everything else.
Right?
H1Z1 I said - it's H1N1.
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
You know?
People were freaking out three, four, weeks ago about this.
I said,
"What exactly should I be doing?"
And I didn't do anything.
I just kind of did my own thing.
Kept streaming.
And guess what?
The world hasn't exploded yet.
My world isn't in a horrible downturn.
You know what I mean?
Like.
Uhhh--
I didn't panic, I just acted normally.
Once a week I go shopping for stuff, and everything's--
You know?
Moving forward!
So, I don't know exactly what you mean.
At all!
*SMUG CHUCKLE*
What was your point?!

Only because this virus is so deadly to the elderly and those with preexisting conditions, people are super nervous. But, it's gonna exactly happen as I said!
It's gonna keep spreading. It's gonna spread through the entire world.
Eventually we're gonna build immunity to it. Just like the flu!

People were freaking out three, four, weeks ago about this.
I said, "What exactly should I be doing?"
And I didn't do anything. I just kind of did my own thing.
Kept streaming. And guess what?
The world hasn't exploded yet. My world isn't in a horrible downturn.
You know what I mean?

By April, after the Covid-19 lockdowns went into effect, it was very clear that the United States had hit a downturn that would take years, if not decades, to recover from. But none of that is a big deal, as long as Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell can continue to feign financial distress and shake his tin cup on Twitch.


The Grift Continues . . .
 
This is about SBM isn't it?

SBM got to work with ND and will probably land more similar gigs in the future with them and other companies looking to expand accessibility pluss Sony sent him a PS5.
SBM is getting tweets of respect from people in the industry while people only mention DSP to dunk on him.

SBM is gonna go to ban world soon like every other "friend" Phil has had.
 
Degree in latin lmao,this is the first world equivalent of a shit hole country having their degree in english.
Fairfield University is a Jesuit school and the Catholics really like their shit written in Latin.
Phil still whining cause he can't get his Stimulus.
According to Phil's bankruptcy filing, he only makes ~55k-60k/year (qualifying business expenses reduce your adjusted gross income). According to the IRS:

"Generally, if you are a U.S. citizen or U.S. resident alien, you will receive an Economic Impact Payment of $1,200 ($2,400 for a joint return) if you (and your spouse if filing a joint return) are not a dependent of another taxpayer and have a Social Security number valid for employment and your adjusted gross income (AGI) does not exceed:

  • $150,000 if married and filing a joint return
  • $112,500 if filing as head of household or
  • $75,000 for eligible individuals using any other filing status
    Your payment will be reduced by 5% of the amount by which your AGI exceeds the applicable threshold above."
So was Phil lying on his bankruptcy filing about his income in order to qualify but not on his tax returns hence the lack of a stimulus check (seems risky given that Nancy got to look at them)? Or is he lying about not getting the stimulus?
 
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And we got a round two baby. Last pic is someone giving a sound response to the piggy.
I’m almost tempted to watch his review of this game or look up some gameplay and see what his complaints were, because i have a hard time believing he was actually complaining about the out of order flashbacks used to tell the story, and even if it was it’s still a massive yikes take. Story telling is not some rigid system, and some writers get a kick out of breaking the mold when telling one, his idea that out of other flashbacks is an “objective” storytelling flaw is hot garbage.

he literally just looks like someone who didn’t like the game and is trying desperately to mask it in a veil of “objectivity”
 

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And we got a round two baby. Last pic is someone giving a sound response to the piggy.
I’m almost tempted to watch his review of this game or look up some gameplay and see what his complaints were, because i have a hard time believing he was actually complaining about the out of order flashbacks used to tell the story, and even if it was it’s still a massive yikes take. Story telling is not some rigid system, and some writers get a kick out of breaking the mold when telling one, his idea that out of other flashbacks is an “objective” storytelling flaw is hot garbage.

he literally just looks like someone who didn’t like the game and is trying desperately to mask it in a veil of “objectivity”
Why does he still insist on dying on this hill? What does he get out of this?
 
And we got a round two baby. Last pic is someone giving a sound response to the piggy.
I’m almost tempted to watch his review of this game or look up some gameplay and see what his complaints were, because i have a hard time believing he was actually complaining about the out of order flashbacks used to tell the story, and even if it was it’s still a massive yikes take. Story telling is not some rigid system, and some writers get a kick out of breaking the mold when telling one, his idea that out of other flashbacks is an “objective” storytelling flaw is hot garbage.

he literally just looks like someone who didn’t like the game and is trying desperately to mask it in a veil of “objectivity”

holy fuck dsp, can it be Thursday already so we can discuss how, for an entire year, you were both successful AND couldn't afford groceries at the same time

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So I’ve been wondering this for a long time now. I know comedy is subjective ....
Well actually, DSP does things to objectively ruin his 'comedy':
  • Sits on jokes too long. Often repeating punchlines to fill dead air.
  • Explains jokes. Get it, get it?
  • Waits too long between something happening and actually formulating a joke. Comedy is for the quick-witted or well-rehearsed.
  • Has Gamer Face 90% of the time. (this is probably subjective as DSP has played a character before and is likely playing an 'ahnust gamur' character now.)
  • Makes references out of the scope of his core demographic. His whales may be in their 30s/40s but some random on Twitch likely isn't.
  • Political correctness/Political avoidance. (Comedy is a contact sport. Someone's gonna get hurt. Make it yourself if you don't want to be 'offensive'.)
  • Bodily noises. I'm hard-pressed to think of a stand-up known for bodily noises outside of Roseanne. And that was during the national anthem. And she was panned for it.
 
So I’ve been wondering this for a long time now. I know comedy is subjective but I’ve watched DSP try to make thousands of jokes at this point in all the TIHYDP’s and never once have I even smiled. Got me wondering, had Phil ever said anything that’s actually funny? Again I know humor is pretty subjective but just wondering if anyone has ever actually laughed at one of his jokes.
I can't pinpoint exactly, but there have been a handful of times when I actually chuckled at something he said. You know thinking about it, he wouldn't be AS bad if he was actually funny. To me, people like Wings or LTG are a little more tolerable because they can actually be funny.
 
So I’ve been wondering this for a long time now. I know comedy is subjective but I’ve watched DSP try to make thousands of jokes at this point in all the TIHYDP’s and never once have I even smiled. Got me wondering, had Phil ever said anything that’s actually funny? Again I know humor is pretty subjective but just wondering if anyone has ever actually laughed at one of his jokes.
There's literally one time i can think of Phil having a sense of humour about himself; that DSP Tries It where he uses the Axe scrubber, he says "WHAAAT? the camera was on the whole time?!" and i enjoyed that.
 
So was Phil lying on his bankruptcy filing about his income in order to qualify but not on his tax returns hence the lack of a stimulus check (seems risky given that Nancy got to look at them)? Or is he lying about not getting the stimulus?

Not that anyone would recommend such things, but if you know one very confidential piece of information you can check his stimulus status: https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof-wmsp/login
 
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There's literally one time i can think of Phil having a sense of humour about himself; that DSP Tries It where he uses the Axe scrubber, he says "WHAAAT? the camera was on the whole time?!" and i enjoyed that.
Years ago his best tactic to be unironically entertaining would have been to embrace the fact he sucks at games and low-key make fun of himself and his situation. As he got older and slower and whatever actual skill in gaming he had declined, that would have been the way to go (though he probably makes more money begging, at least he wouldn't have been hated). Instead, being an insecure manbaby, he just got more thin-skinned and uptight.
 
I like this smug as Phil making dumb takes on Twitter. He is putting it out in writing just how much of a smug retarded jackass that he always has been. It's like he has gone back to 2012 Phil where he was peak lolcow.

I know I'm chasing the dragon here, but I want that shit to come back. Gimme that good shit.
Its not coming back. He is married and has a family.
 
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