Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,601
If you think that's bad, you should see when he accused the escort of having AIDS because she wouldn't take him as a client. That got him banned from Hof's brothels for a while which is what led to the revelation that he thinks he can't be held accountable for anything he does while "anxious."
Or how about the time Taylor Swift stated dating someone new (and NOT Russ) and he furiously posted that “this stupid bitch never LEARNS!!”
 
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This just proves how incompetent he is at being a paralegal. He doesn't understand discrimination law AT ALL. Is the hooker he accused of having AIDS the one who cancelled his booking because he started harassing all the men on her Facebook and telling them she was taken and they needed to back off? Then she bluntly told him she chooses her friends, not him? Or was that someone else? Also, Hof was well within his rights to ban him, because it wasn't about his disability, it was about his behavior. Of course, Russ said it was because of his anxiety he posted that, and since anxiety is a protected disability, Hof couldn't legally ban him. It doesn't work that way. I can't fire someone just because they're an alcoholic, but if they come into work drunk, I can fire them, alcoholic or not. He's so inept and so convinced he's a genius it's hilarious, and he's such a nasty little shit I don't feel even the slightest twinge of sympathy for him.
 
People here have come up with far more creative and hilarious nicknames, or just discovered ones he really hates.

Like for some reason, "dingus" seems to really set him off.
Since Russ seems to think every other man in the world is just a "random guy", and also seems to believe that's an insulting thing to say, I propose the new nickname "Random Retard". I have a feeling it would really set him off to read that.

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This just proves how incompetent he is at being a paralegal. He doesn't understand discrimination law AT ALL. Is the hooker he accused of having AIDS the one who cancelled his booking because he started harassing all the men on her Facebook and telling them she was taken and they needed to back off? Then she bluntly told him she chooses her friends, not him? Or was that someone else? Also, Hof was well within his rights to ban him, because it wasn't about his disability, it was about his behavior. Of course, Russ said it was because of his anxiety he posted that, and since anxiety is a protected disability, Hof couldn't legally ban him. It doesn't work that way. I can't fire someone just because they're an alcoholic, but if they come into work drunk, I can fire them, alcoholic or not. He's so inept and so convinced he's a genius it's hilarious, and he's such a nasty little shit I don't feel even the slightest twinge of sympathy for him.
Yeah, he doesn't realize (or care, frankly) that his behavior at the brothels probably was scaring off other trade.

EDIT: Other names
* Random Ratmouth
* Random Shitlips
* Random Slackjaw
* Random Gourd

Add your own!
 
Yeah, he doesn't realize (or care, frankly) that his behavior at the brothels probably was scaring off other trade.
OK but the mental image of some random retard doing his warm up exercises in the bar of a brothel at 10am because he couldn't get up onto the barstools is still one of the funnest funniest things in this thread.
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OK but the mental image of some random retard doing his warm up exercises in the bar of a brothel at 10am because he couldn't get up onto the barstools is still one of the funnest funniest things in this thread.
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I have seen that post so many times and I am always baffled by that first sentence. I mean, fuck. How do you even make a joke about that.
 
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These are amazing, I hadn't seen any of them. The level of delusions are off the chart. Like, to the point where I feel like were he not disabled the book would have been thrown at him for being a stalking danger any number of cases ago.

"What did he ever do for her?" Definitely didn't stalk and harrass her and then fly into a years-long sustained rage when she rejected him, so he's got the leg up there.
 
I have seen that post so many times and I am always baffled by that first sentence. I mean, fuck. How do you even make a joke about that.
Because you don't live in the delusional utopia in Russ's head. Russ is always the sexiest, always the smartest, and always right in his mind, even when everyone around him, and society at large tell him he's wrong. Just look at his interview post- the first Swift trial. He said that the judge's ruling "Defies all logic", even though the judge went to great lengths to politely explain to him why he was ruling the way he was, the law involved and interpretation thereof, and where Ratmouth went wrong. (Hint: While the judge was likely too polite to say, Russ's issue was not performing fellatio on a shotgun barrel)
 
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Because you don't live in the delusional utopia in Russ's head. Russ is always the sexiest, always the smartest, and always right in his mind, even when everyone around him, and society at large tell him he's wrong. Just look at his interview post- the first Swift trial. He said that the judge's ruling "Defies all logic", even though the judge went to great lengths to politely explain to him why he was ruling the way he was, the law involved and interpretation thereof, and where Ratmouth went wrong. (Hint: While the judge was likely too polite to say, it was not performing fellatio on a shotgun barrel)
The judge at the AG trial did the same thing, and tried to explain that since the suit wasn't filed in good faith, it was frivolous. Russ didn't understand what "good faith" meant and tried to argue it was filed in good faith. The judge slapped him down and explain good faith had a specific legal meaning. Russ still didn't get it. He tunes out when anyone tries to tell him something he doesn't want to hear. He said in his book that the judge wasn't listening to him (he was) so he wasn't listening to the judge.
 
OK but the mental image of some random retard doing his warm up exercises in the bar of a brothel at 10am because he couldn't get up onto the barstools is still one of the funnest funniest things in this thread.
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Not sure what I find more absurd and pathetic between:
  • Going to a brothel at 10AM, most normal people don't fuck hookers just after breakfast time, they are busy studying at varsity or going to their jobs

  • "Looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever" Oscar Pretorius on one of his worst days looks better than you Russell, and that's taking into account the fact he is in prison and can't go to tanning salons, proper gyms or the barber.

  • Only Russell manages to get intimidated by barstools
  • Doing squats and stretches like he is training for the Olympics when in reality he is just going to flop and drool all over a poor woman
 
Not sure what I find more absurd and pathetic between:
  • Going to a brothel at 10AM, most normal people don't fuck hookers just after breakfast time, they are busy studying at varsity or going to their jobs

  • "Looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever" Oscar Pretorius on one of his worst days looks better than you Russell, and that's taking into account the fact he is in prison and can't go to tanning salons, proper gyms or the barber.

  • Only Russell manages to get intimidated by barstools
  • Doing squats and stretches like he is training for the Olympics when in reality he is just going to flop and drool all over a poor woman
Id vote for "Looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever" and "wooing his hooker"

only thing i found funnier from him was that bit where he was describing doing pushups for the hooker trying to impress her
 
The judge at the AG trial did the same thing, and tried to explain that since the suit wasn't filed in good faith, it was frivolous. Russ didn't understand what "good faith" meant and tried to argue it was filed in good faith. The judge slapped him down and explain good faith had a specific legal meaning. Russ still didn't get it. He tunes out when anyone tries to tell him something he doesn't want to hear. He said in his book that the judge wasn't listening to him (he was) so he wasn't listening to the judge.

There's an even simpler solution than that. Russ was just too stupid to understand what judge was saying.
 
Why would you treat a woman who's handling your junk like she's trash? I mean I get you might have some moral objections to how she's choosing to make money but you're still fucking her.
Probably because thats what he secretly thinks of them

Have a friend who used to be a prostitute and its apparently very rare for people to treat them like shit unless thats their kink and they arent actually serious about it.

apparently the worst to deal with is guys with the Russ mentality where they get overly attatched and cant be let down softly and put on a huge show of how hurt their feelings are to try to guilt trip as hard as possible and in extreme cases threaten suicide because some people have far too much empathy to just say "do a flip faggot" and will feel excessively guilty over it
 
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