Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[JustSomeChick]

Probably because thats what he secretly thinks of them

Have a friend who used to be a prostitute and its apparently very rare for people to treat them like shit unless thats their kink and they arent actually serious about it.

apparently the worst to deal with is guys with the Russ mentality where they try to guilt trip as hard as possible and threaten suicide because some people have far too much empathy to just say "do a flip faggot" and actually do feel guilty over it

But only Russ can treat a woman right! Only he can give her a better life! Especially if said woman is a hooker!

Seriously though, one of my favorite Russ moments was when a hooker posted a pic of the cat toys her John had gotten for her and Russ immediately had to put down on the guy, I believe calling him creepy, probably because possessiveness plus a need to rewrite everything in his head to make reality fall in line with his fantasy is a potent combination.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

But only Russ can treat a woman right! Only he can give her a better life! Especially if said woman is a hooker!

Seriously though, one of my favorite Russ moments was when a hooker posted a pic of the cat toys her John had gotten for her and Russ immediately had to put down on the guy, I believe calling him creepy, probably because possessiveness plus a need to rewrite everything in his head to make reality fall in line with his fantasy is a potent combination.

He got jealous over a pic of cat toys? Im kinda amazed he can get that extremely jealous over something so minor.

I think my favorite is the story of him showing up at 10am looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever to woo "his" hooker doing nervousness squats and then doing pushups to impress her. like what the fuck is he even thinking the reaction will be?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's an even simpler solution than that. Russ was just too stupid to understand what judge was saying.

Nah, he knows what the judge was saying. He just has to rewrite it mentally to make himself out to be the hero. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, he knows what the judge was saying. He just has to rewrite it mentally to make himself out to be the hero. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

He really doesn't, though. He has had how to serve a defendant explained to him by a judge and completely failed to understand it and failed to do it the next time, too. It just goes in one ear and out the other. He already knows everything. Anything the judge said to him was like the honking sounds in a Charlie Brown cartoon whenever adults were talking.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Not enough fingers.

Don't worry, I fixed it.

If not enough, here's a version w/ more

In rare case of insufficient fingercount, here's more. Tell me when to stop.

Oh wait, the Greer train ain't got no brakes

 

[redcent]

Don't worry, I fixed it.
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If not enough, here's a version w/ more
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In rare case of insufficient fingercount, here's more. Tell me when to stop.
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Oh wait, the Greer train ain't got no brakes

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Still needs more fingers

 

[DrJonesHat]

He really doesn't, though. He has had how to serve a defendant explained to him by a judge and completely failed to understand it and failed to do it the next time, too. It just goes in one ear and out the other. He already knows everything. Anything the judge said to him was like the honking sounds in a Charlie Brown cartoon whenever adults were talking.

Yeah, the judge explained exactly how to serve TS. He had to have a process server stake out her house at Nashville and serve her personally since no one else was authorized to accept service. Of course, since Russ is Russ, he ignored that and tried to serve a lawyer that had represented her in the past and then her fan club (that cracked me up). To make it even more hilarious, he tried to serve the same law firm AGAIN, and was again told they weren't authorized to accept service for this suit. Then he said in his filings he waited in case they changed their mind. He really, really, has no clue about legal matters.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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Russell's press release is gone from that news website.

Edit: It's back up. That's odd.

 

[Just A Butt]

Russell's press release is gone from that news website.

here's an archive. I can't take credit, someone snapped it on the 22nd. (thanks, whoever you are)

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell's press release is gone from that news website.

Someone probably explained to them who Russ was and they didn't want to be associated with it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Not sure what I find more absurd and pathetic between:

• Going to a brothel at 10AM, most normal people don't fuck hookers just after breakfast time, they are busy studying at varsity or going to their jobs
  
  
• "Looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever" Oscar Pretorius on one of his worst days looks better than you Russell, and that's taking into account the fact he is in prison and can't go to tanning salons, proper gyms or the barber.
  
  
• Only Russell manages to get intimidated by barstools
• Doing squats and stretches like he is training for the Olympics when in reality he is just going to flop and drool all over a poor woman

Slurpy McDerp is probably intimidated by barstools because of a number of reasons:
* Unable to move and shut his dead corpse eyes causes him to move his entire butternut to navigate
* Dwarf stature that's malformed. No doubt would look hilarious trying to mount either hooker or barstool
* Sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp! You get where I'm going
* Malformed stumpy fingers makes it hard to grasp so he can mount hilariously and leave his disgusting snail trail everywhere

It's why he did squats. Those are the real man man manly man exercises sure to woo any hooker!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Slurpy McDerp is probably intimidated by barstools because of a number of reasons:
* Unable to move and shut his dead corpse eyes causes him to move his entire butternut to navigate
* Dwarf stature that's malformed. No doubt would look hilarious trying to mount either hooker or barstool
* Sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp! You get where I'm going
* Malformed stumpy fingers makes it hard to grasp so he can mount hilariously and leave his disgusting snail trail everywhere

It's why he did squats. Those are the real man man manly man exercises sure to woo any hooker!

The fact he thinks you have to "woo" a hooker will never cease to be funny to me. You pay them, they fuck you. You leave. They fuck the next person. Rinse, repeat. That's how it works. He is welded to this fantasy of making a hooker fall in love with him. Of course, that led us to the hilarious incident where he dropped thousands on a hooker and didn't get to fuck her because he ran out the clock with his stupid fantasy.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The fact he thinks you have to "woo" a hooker will never cease to be funny to me. You pay them, they fuck you. You leave. They fuck the next person. Rinse, repeat. That's how it works. He is welded to this fantasy of making a hooker fall in love with him. Of course, that led us to the hilarious incident where he dropped thousands on a hooker and didn't get to fuck her because he ran out the clock with his stupid fantasy.

Women are made to be wooed. All women, at all times, unless they already have an owner. Like cars -- if they're on the lot, you can make an offer. That's just how it is.

He really just sees hookers as used cars. He absolutely thinks he deserves a 9 or 10, but he's willing to take a pre-owned one with a bit of mileage. Getting a girl to leave the brothel business behind is a bit like getting a deal on a car that had previously been leased. It's easier than trying to woo a brand new model. You can get a great deal that way.

It really makes perfect sense: Since he's a solid 9 but for his disability, he's willing to negotiate and take a solid 9 that's been around the block. It's not only fair, it's extremely realistic in his mind. I'm sure he thinks he could easily get a 6 or 7 that's never been off the lot, but he's really got his heart set on a luxury vehicle, even if it's been used. Those 6's and 7's he's been unsuccessfully stalking irl are just more trouble than they're worth. You buy a car off Craigslist, you get what you pay for. You've gotta go to a professional establishment to find the decent ones with a clean mechanic's inspection. You can even test drive them.

Too bad these cars are just too stupid to understand basic economics. They don't realize that their only options are his garage or the junkyard. Stupid slutty cars. Only Russ is willing to buy used these days. He's a gentleman like that.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Russ probably likes hookers so much because he sees them as the easiest and loosest kinds of girls with no barrier or filters to them outside of a pesky paywall that can be broken down with trinkets, venmo dollars and flowers

But never considers that if he should "woo" one over, what will she do for a living, there is a reason she sells her body but Russell is a possessive incel that screeches at Johns that also want the services of the hookers he fixates on.

Is she supposed to live with him on his salary? Even Russell should know he barely gets by on what he earns.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ probably likes hookers so much because he sees them as the easiest and loosest kinds of girls with no barrier or filters to them outside of a pesky paywall that can be broken down with trinkets, venmo dollars and flowers

But never considers that if he should "woo" one over, what will she do for a living, there is a reason she sells her body but Russell is a possessive incel that screeches at Johns that also want the services of the hookers he fixates on.

Is she supposed to live with him on his salary? Even Russell should know he barely gets by on what he earns.

Remember Russ considers his present situation a temporary state of affairs. He's going to be rich and famous any minute now! When he tells women he can give them a better life, he means when's given the fame and fortune that is his due. He thinks it's a done deal, it's just a matter of time before he gets it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russ “woos” hookers because he views wooing hookers the same way you would view giving money to a homeless man sitting on the sidewalk: you don’t expect them to turn it down. If that man said “no thanks, I don’t want money from someone who looks like you,” you’d be surprised and insulted. This man is begging for money, but he won’t take yours because he doesn’t like your face? Beggars can’t be choosers! (In reality I think most people would just say whatever and walk away, but go with it for the analogy.)

Russ views prostitutes in the same way. In his mind, they’re begging for respect and genuine kindness from the world because everyone knows they’re trash. So for one to tell Russ to fuck off blows his gourdhead wide open. How dare she?? She knows she’s a whore, yet she turns down my affections?? Is she crazy? When is she going to get a better offer??

Naturally that whore will likely get loads better offers from other johns, but in Russ’ mind, he’s the only Nice Guy to ever treat a hooker like a real person.

Tl;dr Russ “woos” prostitutes because he assumes they’re desperate for actual affection and he’ll have a far greater chance for success. He approaches whores the way a lad approaches the lone fat girl in the pub at the end of the night, sulking in a corner. “This isn’t exactly my ideal woman, but she’s not going to say no. Hell, she’ll be flattered anyone asked at all. It’s a sure thing.”

 

[AnOminous]

Tl;dr Russ “woos” prostitutes because he assumes they’re desperate for actual affection and he’ll have a far greater chance for success. He approaches whores the way a lad approaches the lone fat girl in the pub at the end of the night, sulking in a corner. “This isn’t exactly my ideal woman, but she’s not going to say no. Hell, she’ll be flattered anyone asked at all. It’s a sure thing.”

It's exactly the opposite and that's the last thing a prostitute wants, especially from an utterly repulsive john like Russ. This is why most prostitutes might do anal but refuse to kiss. They want to keep it strictly transactional. That's also why they charge more for the GFE. They'd prefer not to do that shit so they charge more for it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's exactly the opposite and that's the last thing a prostitute wants, especially from an utterly repulsive john like Russ. This is why most prostitutes might do anal but refuse to kiss. They want to keep it strictly transactional. That's also why they charge more for the GFE. They'd prefer not to do that shit so they charge more for it.

Russ has probably read stories of sex workers falling in love with clients and is convinced that will happen to him. It's rare, and when it does happen, it's because the guy made her feel like a regular person, not a piece of trash who should be grateful that he's even speaking to them.

 

[GrumbleBum2]

It's exactly the opposite and that's the last thing a prostitute wants, especially from an utterly repulsive john like Russ. This is why most prostitutes might do anal but refuse to kiss. They want to keep it strictly transactional. That's also why they charge more for the GFE. They'd prefer not to do that shit so they charge more for it.

There’s plenty of working girls who don’t hate all clients and are happy to sell temporary rights to a certain amount of emotional intimacy and connection, as well as the physical. Just not for the likes of Russhole, the walking, talking argument in favour of a scorched earth approach to eugenics. Our drooling imbecile Pygmalion is never going to find his toothy ex-lease Galatea, bless.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There’s plenty of working girls who don’t hate all clients and are happy to sell temporary rights to a certain amount of emotional intimacy and connection, as well as the physical. Just not for the likes of Russhole, the walking, talking argument in favour of a scorched earth approach to eugenics. Our drooling imbecile Pygmalion is never going to find his toothy ex-lease Galatea, bless.

See, I think Russ COULD contribute to society if given the chance. They could use him in PSAs to be aware of the signs of narcissism in others. He's a natural!