🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'd caution people against getting too entranced by us being right about Faith leaving him (I know, I'm gonna' be a buzzkill). It would not surprise me at all to find out that Faith did it to get back on her parents' medical insurance for the duration of the pregnancy because Ralph can't afford it, but she plans to take the baby with her a few months after giving birth to his Guntspawn back to him. She's already fleeced them for money once, it could happen again.

That being said, FAITH DON'T DO IT!
 
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Spectre_06 said:
I'd caution people against getting too entranced by us being right about Faith leaving him (I know, I'm gonna' be a buzzkill). It would not surprise me at all to find out that Faith did it to get back on her parents' medical insurance for the duration of the pregnancy because Ralph can't afford it, but she plans to take the baby with her a few months after giving birth to his Guntspawn back to him. She's already fleeced them for money once, it could happen again.

That being said, FAITH DON'T DO IT!
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I'm honestly not too concerned about this possibility. He's been lying about her being there multiple times this week and has behaved very awkwardly whenever she's been brought up in superchats. Between that and his shameless carrying on with May in public, there can be little doubt he's moved on from Faith in every sense. He may still have plans to interact with the child in some capacity (namely for clout), but I can't imagine him ever being with Faith as a partner again.
 
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Autistic said:
only months out of high school but that us still legal.
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Months? California's last day of school is in late June early July. She was talking to Ralph during high school or the tail end of the home schooling.
Edilg said:
I've been gone from this thread for awhile. So what's the schizo theory? Ralph and Pantsu are getting together?
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We know Ralph is a cheating bastard, I wonder if faith has access to the internet back home seeing herself getting cucked by a pizza faced pedo who talked her in to going back to Ralph at dc.
 
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Edilg said:
I've been gone from this thread for awhile. So what's the schizo theory? Ralph and Pantsu are getting together?
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That part is essentially confirmed.

The schizo theory (or at least my schizo theory) is that he's going to stop over at the Vickers' while out West to attend the gender test in order to get a picture of him and Faith in the same room to keep pretending they're together.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
The schizo theory (or at least my schizo theory) is that he's going to stop over at the Vickers' while out West to attend the gender test in order to get a picture of him and Faith in the same room to keep pretending they're together.
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To add on to your schizo theory, Ralph will probably claim that Faith would find Ralph’s moving process as a stressful environment so she decided to stay at her parents for a while.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
That part is essentially confirmed.

The schizo theory (or at least my schizo theory) is that he's going to stop over at the Vickers' while out West to attend the gender test in order to get a picture of him and Faith in the same room to keep pretending they're together.
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Lmfao i didnt even think of that level of desperation! Imagine a piggy squint eyed fucker ralph sitting next to a visibly distressed family including faith in a hospital all obviously wanting him out and not expecting him there
 
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Bob Barker said:
Supposedly faith went home (again). Anyone with access to the the father's facebook able to confirm?
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Believing paid off. My faith has been rewarded. How does it feel @theralph? We Thanos snapped your terrible "family" so that Faith can have a real chance at life.
 
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He was either lying about being in St Paul or it was layover #2? There were no direct flights from Richmond to St Paul and none of the ones from D.C. to St Paul departed around noon. Plus if you look at the post, it says it was posted via the "Twitter Web App". So what, he either busted out his laptop to post that in the airport or used Twitter on his phone via a browser instead of the app? He's used the Android app recently, so I don't think that's the case.
Combine this with the earlier post of two options leaving Richmond around noon with connecting flights to Phoenix and both were United, one through Chicago and the other New York.

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Did our little piggie grow wings? Was he lying about departure time? Where in the world is Gunty?
 
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CohenManischewitz said:
I just saw this after working my ass off all weekend.
You know what really pains me? Fucking dipshit weebs like you commenting on things outside of your disgusting anime bubble.
I get tired of dipshits like you. Lean is exactly what a wigger would claim to drink. Know why? Because wiggers are white people that want to be niggers. They emulate nigger shit. Wiggers can, will, and do drink lean. Niggers drink it too. It doesn't matter what Ralph is btw. He is a known drug abuser. You know what lean is? Promethazine with CODEINE!
Q: What does Ralph do?
A: Abuse substances
Q: What is promethazine and codeine?
A: A drug/substance

You are a fucking tard. You deserve to have your ass kicked. Your taste in video games sucks. Your snipes suck. Sam Losco sucks at sniping the same shit you do, but somehow Sam Losco is still miles ahead of you. Once again, you have little to no talent because you adore faggot shit like anime and God only knows what other rubbish you are up to on the daily. You and King of Pol should suck each other IRL.
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are you new to the internet, darling?
 
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MeltyTW said:
Lmfao i didnt even think of that level of desperation! Imagine a piggy squint eyed fucker ralph sitting next to a visibly distressed family including faith in a hospital all obviously wanting him out and not expecting him there
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The family could ask hospital security to remove him. He has no actual right to be there since he's not family, even as the father of the unborn child.
 
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He was either lying about being in St Paul or it was layover #2? There were no direct flights from Richmond to St Paul and none of the ones from D.C. to St Paul departed around noon. Plus if you look at the post, it says it was posted via the "Twitter Web App". So what, he either busted out his laptop to post that in the airport or used Twitter on his phone via a browser instead of the app? He's used the Android app recently, so I don't think that's the case.
Combine this with the earlier post of two options leaving Richmond around noon with connecting flights to Phoenix and both were United, one through Chicago and the other New York.

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See if there are any flights to northern california with a layover in St Paul departing today. He can schedule tweets to go out at certain times, so he could easily make it look like he is tweeting right before getting on the plane.
 
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