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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
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Ruin said:
I guessing he relates to Viserys Targaryen because they're both spoiled whiny brats with anger issues.
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My bet's on Tyrion Lannister because he's such an underestimated strategic mind who's had to deal with being different and sometimes triumphs in spite of it. This, of course, is silly because he's definitely more like that kid who's prince of the Vale, who still breastfeeds even though he's 12 or so.
 
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Hmmm. Maybe he'd be like Beric Dondarrion.
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Ha, iknorite? I'm still trying to wrap my head around "HBO drama protagonist," of all things. Why HBO? Is it because everything they show is borderline softcore porn? Is it the copious amounts of profanity? The "dark" themes? I dunno, man.
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I would say the borderline porn but really the only thing Connor needs to get off is a decent bellybutton and a picture of 80's Molly Ringwald. He bragged about the hard on he got watching an episode of House, remember? It's gotta be the cussing and violence. Makes him feel like a big boy.
 
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Zeorus said:
If Connor goes part-time I'll crytype all my posts for the rest of my days because I'll be so guvking sad.
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I hope he doesn't go part-time cow on us, I just got done reading ever single page of this thread over the last couple weeks. Literally every single one, from page 1 all the way here to 337, and it has been a hell of a ride. Props to Smutley, Boldyspicy, The Knife, Briarheart, Meowthkip, and all others who I forgot to list here because I'm a chump. If after all that, Connor left us, I would probably cry over all the wasted time. :heart-empty:
 
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Connor said:
For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.
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Maybe keep it off until you feel you can handle things in moderation? It's nice to see you working anyhow, whilst I think you're a lolcow still, I've always been sympathetic to the fact you at least show in interest in trying to recover and improve yourself.

One of my personal goals is to see you get a 1:1 ratio of positive to negative ratings. Keep up the writing, the thing about work is you get better and better at working for long stretches of time, its possible to learn to work for a day straight if you're dedicated.
 
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Connor said:
Ah, I see that you have heard of the tragedy in Charleston. I'm glad they caught the little shit. They just brought him back to South Carolina.
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Yeah, it's been all over the news. How's Western Civ or whatever it is you're taking?
 
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