🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[naught sock account 1]

Double Freudian slip. He capitalized it. The "Killstream Faithful" or the KF....
And Ralph pretends like he doesn't obsess about this website 24/7.

he only obseeses over it 50% of the time the other 50% is spent coping and seething...

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Well, they responded with the following:

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Anyone using the word gunted, be it verb or noun:

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Grizzled begunted grotesque ( eat your hearts out Poe and Lovecraft)

 

[naught sock account 1]

Grizzled begunted grotesque ( eat your hearts out Poe and Lovecraft)

lovecraft wrote of the gunt, yet he called it an eldritch horror...

 

[Kenobi]

Faith has updated her Facebook.

https://archive.vn/NysGt

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When i see that picture of the fetus im reminded of one of the norse mytholigy stories my grandpa used to tell me as a child.
Balder was the fairest and most beautiful of all the gods. It was said as long as he was alive nothing ill could happen to the gods. He was loved by all except Loke.
So when Balder starts having nightmares of his death the gods gets so worried that his father Oden goes and finds a fortuneteller that tells Oden that hel is preparing a new home for Balder in helheim meaning that he was soon gonna die.
When Oden learned this him and his wife set out to travel all of Midgård to make all the things of the world to promise to never harm Balder. They managed to get all of the things to promise not to harm Balder except the mistletoe which Odens wife didn´t think was neccesary cause it was so small.
Loke hated Balder and wanted to kill him so he disguised himself as a woman and tricked Frigg (odens wife) to tell of his secret. Loke then made an arrow of mistletoe and bided his time.
Once the other gods learned of Balders new invinciblity they amused themselfs by trying to harm Balder by throwing things at him or shooting him with arrows. Almost all of the gods had fun doing thisexcept one (that i ofcourse can´t remember). He was blind and didn´t dare to shoot cause then he could harm some other god. But Loke promised to help him aim and gave him the mistletoe arrow. Which he shot and it killed Balder.

Point of the story is Balders parents had his best in mind and wanted to protect him but instead ended up being his end. His parents best wishes ended up in his death cause they didn´t want him to grow up.
Parents like the Vickers will always protect you from everything at the cost of never growing up.
Faith knows that she will always have an option 2. That the parents will come and rescue her no matter how bad she fucks up, meaning that the guntling will be raised on the Vickers dime.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Haven't watched Galactic Heroes, but I'm sure he'll say some dumb shit about it. Anyone watch it yet?

Not gonna touch Ralph's content with a 10' pole, but the animu itself is one of the few that's really worth watching.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Almost all of the gods had fun doing thisexcept one (that i ofcourse can´t remember). He was blind and didn´t dare to shoot cause then he could harm some other god.

Hodr, who was Baldur's brother (but then again everyone is related in Norse mythology).

I hope the Vickers learned a lesson from all of this, and I really hope they don't trust anything Faith says unless she gets some heavy duty psychiatric help. After accusing her own father of abuse they should be VERY careful when bringing her back into the family, especially for the sake of their other children.
Fuck the demon baby they have to prioritize their sons first, I know it's innocent in all of this but it has Ralph's genes (and a mother who lies about everything), I can't see any way that kid is not going to be fucked in the head, so sure help her but be ready for the worst at all times.

 

[TheSimpShow]

aka "Alabama abortion"?
lol...ok I will stop giggling at my own stupid remark ( eventually)

No, he'll give her the old "Memphis Ten" thats two knuckle dusters to the gut after a big gulp cup full of makers mark and dissolved xanax bars.

can you even fucking imagine fucking a pedophile that is digibro's sloppy seconds

HOLY FUCK NOW DID RALPH FUCK THAT SKELLY BITCH WHO WAS THE EX WIFE OF DIGIBRO?



edit: sorry for the double post I am just catching up, pls no bully.

 

[Edilg]

HOLY FUCK NOW DID RALPH FUCK THAT SKELLY BITCH WHO WAS THE EX WIFE OF DIGIBRO?

Now it all makes sense why he was going to visit "them" every weekend.

I suppose he paid off Faith to keep quiet. Too bad I'd really like to know what all happened between them.

 

[TERF respecter]

Era appropriate for the song I used but why is a Car commenting... this.
Can anyone here decipher it?

I took it to mean that Ralph and May, both being in the position of waning online clout, conspired to create a fake scandal/drama in order to drum up some attention to try to kick start their view counts.

 

[Glade Candles]

You can hear the tism in his voice in his skyrim lets plays.

"Well Twitter's down, so might as well play some Skyrim," is the first thing he says and literally all you need to know about Marsi.

 

[Pepper Jack]

It sounds like he's calling in from jail.

Edit 1: People that make fun of the phone quality are getting timed out.

Edit 2: He turned on his cam to own the a-logs but instantly turned it off once he realized he looks like a homeless blob.
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Wow Brett Favre really let himself go after he retired from the NFL.

Stop it. Get some help.

 

[Absurdity]

I hope this kid becomes a fine upstanding citizen just so Ethan can't blame it all on genetics. As long as Faith can keep it together and not have 5 more kids with 5 more guys, but I'm feeling unreasonably optimistic. Maybe it's the megawatt charge of cope in the atmosphere. Our own Ralphie Mayo has a guaranteed life-lock on permanent lolcow status. He's going to have more meltdowns than a Fukashima grilled cheese sandwich. Thank you for this gift, I will always treasure it.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

"Well Twitter's down, so might as well play some Skyrim," is the first thing he says and literally all you need to know about Marsi.

You really have to think about it. BelugaLee uploaded HIS OWN CLIP on her channel even though he runs his own little clip channel which he probably asked for her to do over discord or Twitter to hand her the file. Furthermore, this clip, that she later tried putting behind a paywall, was prefaced by her now infamous anime filter "reveal" segment where she teased a Halloween stream that never came to be. Very odd timing. He's a cuck who wanted to give TeaClips the publicity for his own clip or this was orchestrated in advance making him a simp.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Thanks @theralph , you sent your fucking guntstapo to follow Faiths new twitter and because of that I was able to sniff it out real quick there buddy. Would you like to be one of my anonymous sources? Might as well be leaking shit like this to me, albeit only because you are a fucking tard.

https://twitter.com/ZoomerGirlFai

https://archive.md/mhLG4

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Thanks @theralph , you sent your fucking guntstapo to follow Faiths new twitter and because of that I was able to sniff it out real quick there buddy. Would you like to be one of my anonymous sources? Might as well be leaking shit like this to me, albeit only because you are a fucking tard.

https://twitter.com/ZoomerGirlFai

https://archive.md/mhLG4

When does Ralph announce the mother of his child is an A-Lawg because she makes the responsible decision to keep him the fuck away from her?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

If that is her Twitter then straight from Fai, she's in Cali at least until the baby is born.

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[Botchy Galoop]

Just gonna do some speculating and prognosticating here. I think there is a good chance that Faith has returned to Calif. so she can either stay on her parents insurance or get CalAid benefits. She can also continue with her already established Dr's since they are the ones that are familiar with her and her mother's medical background and pregnancy risks. This is also why there has been no marriage as Ethan previously announced. There is no way Ethan would be able to provide her adequate medical insurance. It also take him off the financial hook. (at least until FaiFai puts his name on the birth certificate). Even if Faith can no longer be claimed on her parents insurance, coverage for a single mother is pretty good.
Who knows? Maybe Faith has even returned to school, just so she can be covered.

I think that this is how it was put to Faith: Honey, just return home, get taken care of, get good medical care, and then after the baby is born, you can return to your Prince. Meanwhile, Ethan is expected to get a better grift and secure a lovely little honeymoon nest so they can all live happily ever after.

I expect to see Ethan making several journeys out west, to be there for the gender reveal, and various other milestones. That's my theory anyway. Now, I just have to wait and watch it all go horribly wrong. Don't let me down, Ethan.

ETA While I was laboriously typing out the above, I see there has been partial confirmation of my theory.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

If that is her Twitter then straight from Fai, she's in Cali at least until the baby is born.
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So Ralph lies and says that she was at the hotel but in reality she was in Cali, and she is claiming that she will go back to the gunt. Why does he lie about the littlest things? hopefully when she goes back to him, its a wake up call. From happy family surrounding her in a clean home, to a crackshack with an aging mother who wants the abyss to claim her so she can end the suffering. This Christmas special is going to be fucking nectar, more of an trainwreck than the star wars Christmas special!

 

[Fslur]

If that is her Twitter then straight from Fai, she's in Cali at least until the baby is born.
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Considering; Ralph, Dick, Pantsu, AugieRFC all follow this account I definitely believe it’s safe to say it’s hers. She couldn’t stay off of social media.

It was weird af, controlling af, of Ralph to keep her isolated and off social media. She had been online practically her whole life. Just remember that when Ralph cries “they doxed my girl friend!” No gunty she had been publicly streaming for years and already known by her own name.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Thanks @theralph , you sent your fucking guntstapo to follow Faiths new twitter and because of that I was able to sniff it out real quick there buddy. Would you like to be one of my anonymous sources? Might as well be leaking shit like this to me, albeit only because you are a fucking tard.

https://twitter.com/ZoomerGirlFai

https://archive.md/mhLG4

How long until people start sending her the stills of her baby daddy holding hands with and rubbing the legs of notorious pedo/tranny pantsu party?