🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Botchy Galoop said:
Just gonna do some speculating and prognosticating here. I think there is a good chance that Faith has returned to Calif. so she can either stay on her parents insurance or get CalAid benefits. She can also continue with her already established Dr's since they are the ones that are familiar with her and her mother's medical background and pregnancy risks. This is also why there has been no marriage as Ethan previously announced. There is no way Ethan would be able to provide her adequate medical insurance. It also take him off the financial hook. (at least until FaiFai puts his name on the birth certificate). Even if Faith can no longer be claimed on her parents insurance, coverage for a single mother is pretty good.
Who knows? Maybe Faith has even returned to school, just so she can be covered.

I think that this is how it was put to Faith: Honey, just return home, get taken care of, get good medical care, and then after the baby is born, you can return to your Prince. Meanwhile, Ethan is expected to get a better grift and secure a lovely little honeymoon nest so they can all live happily ever after.

I expect to see Ethan making several journeys out west, to be there for the gender reveal, and various other milestones. That's my theory anyway. Now, I just have to wait and watch it all go horribly wrong. Don't let me down, Ethan.

ETA While I was laboriously typing out the above, I see there has been partial confirmation of my theory.
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oh thats so fucking pathetic and weaselly, gunt just dump faith if youre still together no man with any self respect would pretend hes an adequate provider while making the parents shoulder laterally all the bills miles away, wtf, what the absolute fuck. idk this is even more pathetic than if she left and cucked him imo at least then youd only be expected and probably could provide portions of your income rather than "trying" and failing miserably to meet the qualifications of a real man, perfect fucking planning fat ass? perfect time to be pregnant? yeah just leave the parents than the tax payers with all the bills while you pass out drunk fat ass? just end this god please kill this baby and end this childs misery seriously

Elric of Melnibone said:
Thanks @theralph , you sent your fucking guntstapo to follow Faiths new twitter and because of that I was able to sniff it out real quick there buddy. Would you like to be one of my anonymous sources? Might as well be leaking shit like this to me, albeit only because you are a fucking tard.



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thinking closer on it how do we know you werent meant to find either a fake or paid off twitter account? would ralph be above that to make it seem theyre together? plus having zoomer girl and fai in the title defeats the purpose of the zoomer girl pseudonym
 
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Kenobi said:
When i see that picture of the fetus im reminded of one of the norse mytholigy stories my grandpa used to tell me as a child.
Balder was the fairest and most beautiful of all the gods. It was said as long as he was alive nothing ill could happen to the gods. He was loved by all except Loke.
So when Balder starts having nightmares of his death the gods gets so worried that his father Oden goes and finds a fortuneteller that tells Oden that hel is preparing a new home for Balder in helheim meaning that he was soon gonna die.
When Oden learned this him and his wife set out to travel all of Midgård to make all the things of the world to promise to never harm Balder. They managed to get all of the things to promise not to harm Balder except the mistletoe which Odens wife didn´t think was neccesary cause it was so small.
Loke hated Balder and wanted to kill him so he disguised himself as a woman and tricked Frigg (odens wife) to tell of his secret. Loke then made an arrow of mistletoe and bided his time.
Once the other gods learned of Balders new invinciblity they amused themselfs by trying to harm Balder by throwing things at him or shooting him with arrows. Almost all of the gods had fun doing thisexcept one (that i ofcourse can´t remember). He was blind and didn´t dare to shoot cause then he could harm some other god. But Loke promised to help him aim and gave him the mistletoe arrow. Which he shot and it killed Balder.

Point of the story is Balders parents had his best in mind and wanted to protect him but instead ended up being his end. His parents best wishes ended up in his death cause they didn´t want him to grow up.
Parents like the Vickers will always protect you from everything at the cost of never growing up.
Faith knows that she will always have an option 2. That the parents will come and rescue her no matter how bad she fucks up, meaning that the guntling will be raised on the Vickers dime.
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Brother you're forgetting the end of the story there where odin gets down creates a new god named Vali by some...... Not quite consensual sex Vali kills Hodr and when hodr enters helheim Baldr greets his brother with warmth and tells him that he missed him. Also your logic doesn't apply with the Vickers as Odin and Frigg are not to blame, Loki is soley responsible for baldrs death.If anything Odin and Frigg made it harder for Loki to do that.
 
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oh thats so fucking pathetic and weaselly, gunt just dump faith if youre still together no man with any self respect would pretend hes an adequate provider while making the parents shoulder laterally all the bills miles away, wtf, what the absolute fuck. idk this is even more pathetic than if she left and cucked him imo at least then youd only be expected and probably could provide portions of your income rather than "trying" and failing miserably to meet the qualifications of a real man, perfect fucking planning fat ass? perfect time to be pregnant? yeah just leave the parents than the tax payers with all the bills while you pass out drunk fat ass? just end this god please kill this baby and end this childs misery seriously
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I share your anger, but get real. This happens all the time. We are already paying thru our taxes, for hundreds of thousands, if not millions of children that aren't supported by their parents. I can't even begin to count how many grandparents are raising their grandchildren...
The child is innocent in this. Let it live to be a constant reminder to Ethan just how pathetic and useless he is.
 
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After finally catching up on all of this, I think we have to acknowledge that Mr. Vickers has been completely BTFO by the gunt. He emerged from obscurity, interacted with the forum and created a website dedicated to posting all of their private correspondence. I believe this made ralph seethe more than anything else.

But it turns out Vickers pissed off the wrong morbidly obese white trash manchild. Because now it's pretty apparent that he will be raising and providing for ralph's kid for the rest of his life. Faith will probably fuck off to some shitty art school, rack up tons of debt and leave the guntling in the care of her parents for most of its formative years. The vickers will be getting daily reminders of their summer from hell as they change the diapers of a beady eyed demon baby.

Or maybe faith is dumb enough to go back even after the gunt publicly cheated. At this point in the timeline it's impossible to predict what comes next.
 
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Ethan doesn't know what he has. He could run his own Swill Stream Carnival, complete with Internet Pissing Contest booths, inflatable Gunt Bounce House, the Drunk Tank, and introducing the Kiwi Farms Wack-a-Sperg™! All the while streaming as his friends and family are turned out carnies. Who wouldn't want a multicolored gunt plushy? A Warski water gun with sound effects? Operation: Metokur edition?
 
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Please take it from a bitter divorcee; women do not just go away and "visit their family" for several months and then come back to you. Even if she comes back, it'll just be to tie up loose ends and collect her stuff. Seeing as how this is also how Ralph's marriage ended, I think he knows this, but can't admit it to himself, much less his perceived fans.
 
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Least Concern said:
Please take it from a bitter divorcee; women do not just go away and "visit their family" for several months and then come back to you. Even if she comes back, it'll just be to tie up loose ends and collect her stuff. Seeing as how this is also how Ralph's marriage ended, I think he knows this, but can't admit it to himself, much less his perceived fans.
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Can’t wait to read the article he writes about the breakup on http://ethanralph.com or wherever his little blog is located
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
I wonder what her peers in college wondering who faith's baby daddy is, just to find out its a fat alcoholic who made a sex tape of the conception of the baby.
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Sad thing is, she's probably doing ok for herself compered to the people she knows. Considering the type of white trash scum all of these people seem to be.
 
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Botchy Galoop said:
Just gonna do some speculating and prognosticating here. I think there is a good chance that Faith has returned to Calif. so she can either stay on her parents insurance or get CalAid benefits. She can also continue with her already established Dr's since they are the ones that are familiar with her and her mother's medical background and pregnancy risks. This is also why there has been no marriage as Ethan previously announced. There is no way Ethan would be able to provide her adequate medical insurance. It also take him off the financial hook. (at least until FaiFai puts his name on the birth certificate). Even if Faith can no longer be claimed on her parents insurance, coverage for a single mother is pretty good.
Who knows? Maybe Faith has even returned to school, just so she can be covered.

I think that this is how it was put to Faith: Honey, just return home, get taken care of, get good medical care, and then after the baby is born, you can return to your Prince. Meanwhile, Ethan is expected to get a better grift and secure a lovely little honeymoon nest so they can all live happily ever after.

I expect to see Ethan making several journeys out west, to be there for the gender reveal, and various other milestones. That's my theory anyway. Now, I just have to wait and watch it all go horribly wrong. Don't let me down, Ethan.

ETA While I was laboriously typing out the above, I see there has been partial confirmation of my theory.
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Based on Faiths Twitter postings, she's clearly not happy with a previous relationship. Most likely the relationship with Ralph.

I doubt they will stop Ralph visiting - but will he actually do it? Maybe once or twice, but as this fat retard redneck continues to spiral and burn bridges I don't forsee him being in the child's life over the next decade.

Doubt he'll be alive to see the kid make it to 18.
 
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Is Faith referencing her relationship with Ralph here?

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LordOdin said:
Brother you're forgetting the end of the story there where odin gets down creates a new god named Vali by some...... Not quite consensual sex Vali kills Hodr and when hodr enters helheim Baldr greets his brother with warmth and tells him that he missed him. Also your logic doesn't apply with the Vickers as Odin and Frigg are not to blame, Loki is soley responsible for baldrs death.If anything Odin and Frigg made it harder for Loki to do that.
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Well i would argue the reason Loke wanted to kill balder not only for revenge but jealousy. Family runs like a red thread trought norse mytholgy and Loke seing his brother being treated so much better and his parents bascily mocking him by giving his brother invincibility essentially causing Loke to kill his brother like a redheaded stepchild type thing.
 
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FUCKING ALOGS! ATLEAST I HADE SEX YOU VRGINS! ATLEAST I MADE A CHILD! ATLEAST I DID MY PART SAVING THE WHITE RACE (by spreading the worst possible gens and ruin a perfectly middle class white household)! AND NOW IM EVEN HAVING MORE SEX WITH A CRAZY PEDOPHILE! AND I KOCK UP THAT BITCH TOO!

NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY FOR MAKERS MARK! YOU CANT ABORT THE RETORT LIMP DICKS!
 
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