🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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EDIT 9: He got carded and has no ID, and admitted he never replaced it since being mugged last January. The manager is letting him proceed, however.
To be fair a LOT of RMVs/DMVs are closed for COVID bullshit. I had to replace mine, but because the name on my DD-214 are different than my birth certificate and I can't use my DD-215 to validate I had a legal name change--or even use the paperwork issued by the court FOR said name change--I have to do it in person. And the wait for that is like three months, with it being bumped several times because "other people" need their licenses, IDs, and passports faster than I do.
 
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She was 15 and I was 17 when we met and we stayed friends for a long time, on and off, after that drama. Her birthday is close to mine, less than two years apart. Every time anyone talks about her they always make the ages a year further apart because no one gives a fuck if two teenagers have drama on an Internet forum for a brick building game. Soon they'll be saying I was 30 when it happened.
You do not need to keep lamenting on it any judge would simply say back off your're an adult now and nobody would really care that sort of shit is super common especially since its not uncommon for a grade 12 kid to hook up with a grade 10 in high school.
 
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Ralph is NOT suitable to be a father. He doesn't have a job, he has a criminal record, lives in a crack shack and attends white supremacist conventions in the middle of a pandemic. No child should be raised in the living conditions that Ralph is in.
That's wildly over exaggerated (and no, I'm not discounting his shit like all of his Pillstreams and what not, it's not like it's a daily occurrence though), yeah he has a past and no he doesn't live in a super nice house. My point is, and I've seen a few people this has happened to, that when you have a kid and you take it seriously then you make changes and grow up. There's no reason he can't put his past degenerate ways behind him but instead everyone is just pursuing the most extreme option. Shame goes a long way, if people started giving him shit for not being a man and taking care of his kid then he very well may make a concerted effort. I've got 3 kids and I wasn't exactly a model citizen but when my first kid came, it makes you grow up real quick. Even right up until my kid got here, I was still being "rambunctious" but that literally changed overnight for me and I still had done stumbles here and there and still do not with nowhere near the frequency of when I was younger. He hasn't gotten to that point and I think everyone is making assumptions about what he will do when we have no clue what will happen. That first time he holds his newborn, he'll think long and hard about the road in front of him. I'm not saying he'll do a complete turnaround, especially overnight, but you may be surprised how it affects him. Anyone who had kids can vouch for that when you're holding your new baby, you really start thinking hard about how you want to conduct your life going forward. I think it's absolutely detrimental to push the break up or even cheer it on because this is more important than your lulz
 
You do not need to keep lamenting on it any judge would simply say back off your're an adult now and nobody would really care that sort of shit is super common especially since its not uncommon for a grade 12 kid to hook up with a grade 10 in high school.
Hell in the VAST majority of jurisdictions this wouldn't be illegal if he fucked her. Romeo and Juliet Laws are a thing.
 
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

I member when I wrote parodies of songs about the gunt. Good times.
 
Actually even a minority owner can force a partition sale in which the property is sold and the proceeds divided between the owners. If the other owners didn't want it sold though they're going to hate your guts.
That's what I was thinking. And is his brother really going to use it if he's in a group home? Why not sell it, get the money, put it in the bank or invest it for him? And Ralph could pay off debt.
To be fair a LOT of RMVs/DMVs are closed for COVID bullshit. I had to replace mine, but because the name on my DD-214 are different than my birth certificate and I can't use my DD-215 to validate I had a legal name change--or even use the paperwork issued by the court FOR said name change--I have to do it in person. And the wait for that is like three months, with it being bumped several times because "other people" need their licenses, IDs, and passports faster than I do.
Some states are also overly lenient because of Covid. You can renew without a new picture. A few states are even waving driver's ed.
 
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That's wildly over exaggerated (and no, I'm not discounting his shit like all of his Pillstreams and what not, it's not like it's a daily occurrence though), yeah he has a past and no he doesn't live in a super nice house. My point is, and I've seen a few people this has happened to, that when you have a kid and you take it seriously then you make changes and grow up. There's no reason he can't put his past degenerate ways behind him but instead everyone is just pursuing the most extreme option. Shame goes a long way, if people started giving him shit for not being a man and taking care of his kid then he very well may make a concerted effort. I've got 3 kids and I wasn't exactly a model citizen but when my first kid came, it makes you grow up real quick. Even right up until my kid got here, I was still being "rambunctious" but that literally changed overnight for me and I still had done stumbles here and there and still do not with nowhere near the frequency of when I was younger. He hasn't gotten to that point and I think everyone is making assumptions about what he will do when we have no clue what will happen. That first time he holds his newborn, he'll think long and hard about the road in front of him. I'm not saying he'll do a complete turnaround, especially overnight, but you may be surprised how it affects him. Anyone who had kids can vouch for that when you're holding your new baby, you really start thinking hard about how you want to conduct your life going forward. I think it's absolutely detrimental to push the break up or even cheer it on because this is more important than your lulz
I don't really care if you know much about Ralph or not, the truth is you probably do but you still believe what you're saying is true.
It's not. Ralph has been a parasite, leech, drain on society his entire life. He is proud of it and there is no shaming him for it.
Ralph is not a good person, by any metric, he will never do the right thing unless there's an added benefit in it for him. The kid was just a way to pacify Faith with the bonus of using it as a "win" against anyone who criticizes him. If it goes away he won't shed any tears over it, he'll probably try to pretend that everything is fine until people stop bringing it up, or use it as pity points to get more money.

The west is not going to be saved by Ralph being involved in that child's life, and the truth is, the child has a much brighter future with the backing of the Vickers family behind it. A single mom working two jobs while trying to raise a kid is not the same thing as an upper class family taking responsibility for their daughter's fuck up.
Either way, even if that wasn't the case, the child would only suffer by growing up around an alcoholic, pill snorting morbidly obese felon with an ego the size of the planet (who let's not forget published a sex tape of the child's mother online when he was angry) who would probably end up abusing the child in one way or another.

Edit: to make this post relevant. Baked mentioned that Ralph will be at the streamers house party they're having tonight.
 
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Anyone who had kids can vouch for that when you're holding your new baby, you really start thinking hard about how you want to conduct your life going forward. I think it's absolutely detrimental to push the break up or even cheer it on because this is more important than your lulz
I understand you're coming from your own personal experience, but you need to consider the rate of SIDS when it comes to alcoholic parents.
 
He's REALLY mad about being kicked out and is yelling at May while he thinks the stream is down.

EDIT: He's hunting for a new bar, claiming he was going to spend "$2-300" on drinks at Hooters so they're dumb for kicking him out

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"As soon as we started reminding people Josh is a legitimate pedophile, they shut it down."

"a 13-year-old girl when he was 20"

EDIT 2: "I'm so mad at Josh that he's taken so much of my Brave because Kiwifarms is prioritized on Brave. I've given $40 to Kiwi Farms in BAT from autocontribute." - May
 
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