🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Neko GF]

>"They're unintentionally giving us more content"

Ralph insists as he begins to shrink and transform into a corncob.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

So he's staying at the Hilton?
He said that at worst he will go to the Hilton and go hang out by the pool and make money that way.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A man denied his grease and beverage.
What a shame Ralph, that menu didn't look half bad.

Cougared.

 

[AnOminous]

Weird, I didn't even think about that. All he has to do to stop all the bad shit happening to him (on this trip or otherwise) is to shut off the stream.

Irl streaming is basically putting a sign around your neck saying "hey fuck with me and you can watch it on video!" Ralph is stupid as fuck.

 

[Null]

Kiwifarms is prioritized on Brave

Auto-contributions are based on how much time you spend on the site ....

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Both seething and blaming Josh for their troubles.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"Josh Moon's pedophile posse, they never sleep."

May is SEETHING over being called a tranny, because she knows she looks like one!

"Josh tried to sleep with a 13-year-old when he was fucking 20!!!!"

EDIT: He is considering killing the stream and restarting once they get inside. Says he wants to spend at least $100 and 90+ minutes drinking. Given how mad he is I can see a little silhouette of a pill.

EDIT 2: He's melting down just waiting for May to find him a bar.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Ralph was mad they didn't have trash burgers on the menu?

 

[AnOminous]

"It's kind of funny." Says the obviously seething Ralph.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

They walked less than 3 minutes so the new place won't be hard to find.

Meanwhile:

I am surprised that Ralph hasn't been swatted live like most IRL streamers though.

 

[Neko GF]

Relying on the "feminine wiles" of an f-tier e-girl to get into a restaurant. Sad, but not unexpected.

 

[ClipBitch]

They literally just walked down the sidewalk to the next joint. I don't think they even turned any corners. I'm sure that will throw all the callers off the trail.

 

[David Spadem]

His new Location:

Majerle's Sports Grill​

+16022530118

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

lmfao shouting out landmarks he's really keeping himself hidden nice opsec

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Hahaha Ralph loves Hootie and The Blowfish, hahaha.

 

[buying gf]

lmfao shouting out landmarks he's really keeping himself hidden nice opsec

He's not trying to hide it, he wants to be fucked with. They literally talked about turning off the camera and then finding a place, making it harder to identify. Anything for more KAHNTENT\

edit: He keeps shouting "PANTSU" while he's standing on the sidewalk, trying to get her attention. Not a lot of more embarrassing things to do in public, not including breaking the law.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

May left. Lol.

 

[Edilg]

If any of you caller alogs are here rather than try to explain the insane shit Ralph's done just tell them to go to ethanralph.com

 

[Null]

just like.. order a burger at a place and pick it up and eat on a bench

 

[AnOminous]

just like.. order a burger at a place and pick it up and eat on a bench

That's too non-retarded.