🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Angry Shoes]

Does he just want the adversity to have something to bitch about? He's not raking in superberries like the RVfags do. He's getting absolutely nothing out of this and just getting fucked with left and right for the love of the game apparently.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

just like.. order a burger at a place and pick it up and eat on a bench

The only issue with that is Ralph wants to get drunk too. He needs to do what the pro IRL streamers do... buy your own bottles of alcohol and drink them in a dumpster or in an RV that's covered in vomit and shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

just like.. order a burger at a place and pick it up and eat on a bench

But then the only titties on stream are his.
He's an IRL streamer now which means he has to base his entire life around getting as much people to watch as possible, and he knows he's not interesting enough to pull a stream off on his own.

 

[Sam Losco]

He's such an asshole I don't understand why anyone hangs around him.

 

[ClipBitch]

The mask is very effective.

 

[AnOminous]

He's such an asshole I don't understand why anyone hangs around him.

Well, that dumb cunt he's with used to hang out with Digibro. So taste is not in her repertory.

 

[Neko GF]

It's over!! Ralph does an epic 500iq gamer move:

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Riveting content, I'm sure IRL streamers who have found themselves in this same situation also think that the callers are just helping them get more content instead, not completely fucking up their stream.

I'm sure it won't be possible to figure out where they go based on how long it takes them. Genius move Ralph...

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So the Big Man, the world renowned owner of The Ralph Retort dot Com and producer of the Killstream is giving us this riveting kahntent, regaling the foul-mouthed drag queen with tough guy story of having to be held back from fighting someone...

Why isn't Ethan where the action is?? Doesn't want to have Baked Alaska cutting into his lemon grift??

I'm out. Ethan, you are a big fat boring ignoramus.

 

[buying gf]

Even with the hand covering the camera, you could figure out where he went. Apparently the top speed of a pig is 11mph, so probably around half that.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

May verbally cucking Ralph. Embarrassing.

 

[AnOminous]

Riveting content, I'm sure IRL streamers who have found themselves in this same situation also think that the callers are just helping them get more content instead, not completely fucking up their stream.

Maybe they get more viewers momentarily, but at the cost of being a loser like Ice Poseidon, and he's probably the most "successful" of these speds.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

 

[Null]

I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.

 

[Neko GF]

>"Shout out to broke dick farms"

Ralph really talking about dicks. LOL.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Broke dick farms? At least we have one?

 

[Perspicacity]

I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.

Ralph getting thrown out of these places is clearly all your fault. Stop directing us to call all these establishments to harass the Gunt and his horse.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.

It turns out someone with no social skills who never leaves their house doesn't make for an interesting IRL streamer. Who'd have thought.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

There's a picture of the Colosseum you daft gunt

The Strand Urban Italian
2 E Jefferson St, Phoenix, AZ 85004, United States
+16022531600

Look at the retarded lamps

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ralph getting thrown out of these places is clearly all your fault. Stop directing us to call all these establishments to harass the Gunt and his horse.