Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Enoby Way]

Maybe if Kevin knew what a prostate was he would just be a regular ol' sissy fatso instead of a degenerate with rot between his legs. Maybe he would have even lost weight to appeal to other gay men instead of chasing the impossible dream of being a lesbian.

He's not gay though (in the sense of being a man attracted to men). He has never expressed any desire to be attractive to people he has labelled men.

Sure, we can stand back and say that the people he is fucking (or says he is fucking) are all so overtly male it's hilarious, and we'd be right--but that masculinity is not what Kevin is seeing. He does not want to do butt stuff, and to suck a dick, he has to call it a girldick. Something has to have the veneer of femininity before he can sexualise it.

To this you might well reply that this could be because he is ashamed of being gay. To this I say gosh, he's fine with being fhdbdbsgsh queer as heck and open about his sexuality now; surely the social/psychological/physical cost of cracking your own egg then transitioning would far outweigh the social/psychological/physical cost of coming out to yourself. So why would he go straight to becoming a social oddity transbian fetishist who fucks other men pretending to be women, if he was scared of the social shame of being gay (which in a lot of the US is almost non-existent now)?

(Seriously if you can find me an example of someone turning into a transbian who bangs exclusively T4T because they were ashamed of being cis male gay I am honestly interested in reading about it--but right now I doubt such a person exists.).

It is far more likely that he is a) an attention whore who b) has only ever liked women and c) was autistic or unhappy enough to be convinced he is trans, and d) is also autistic enough that to him long hair + fake boobs + lipstick + says-theyre-a-woman = female enough.

So as long as he can pretend his partner is female he can suck their dick with impunity because he's gonna get his dick or amhole or whatever sucked by a vaguely feminine thing too, and that's the exchange. And you have to pretend to like it exuberantly cause... reasons. Idk I'm not a troon.

But I agree, even if he is "straight" in the sense that he would prefer actual pussy, I'm given to understand the prostate orgasm is the male equivalent of the female full-body organic where you see starbursts and rainbows and shit. You would think for someone like Kevin he'd be all over that shit and I feel the lack of anal in his sex life is the weirdest thing about him.

Just have a fucking go, mate.

Edit: lol full-body female organic, I'm not even gonna correct that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He's not gay though (in the sense of being a man attracted to men). He has never expressed any desire to be attractive to people he has labelled men.

Sure, we can stand back and say that the people he is fucking (or says he is fucking) are all so overtly male it's hilarious, and we'd be right--but that masculinity is not what Kevin is seeing. He does not want to do butt stuff, and to suck a dick, he has to call it a girldick. Something has to have the veneer of femininity before he can sexualise it.

To this you might well reply that this could be because he is ashamed of being gay. To this I say gosh, he's fine with being fhdbdbsgsh queer as heck and open about his sexuality now; surely the social/psychological/physical cost of cracking your own egg then transitioning would far outweigh the social/psychological/physical cost of coming out to yourself. So why would he go straight to becoming a social oddity transbian fetishist who fucks other men pretending to be women, if he was scared of the social shame of being gay (which in a lot of the US is almost non-existent now)?

(Seriously if you can find me an example of someone turning into a transbian who bangs exclusively T4T because they were ashamed of being cis male gay I am honestly interested in reading about it--but right now I doubt such a person exists. Most troon).

It is far more likely that he is a) an attention whore who b) has only ever liked women and c) was autistic or unhappy enough to be convinced he is trans, and d) is also autistic enough that to him long hair + fake boobs + lipstick + says-theyre-a-woman = female enough.

So as long as he can pretend his partner is female he can suck their dick with impunity because he's gonna get his dick or amhole or whatever sucked by a vaguely feminine thing too, and that's the exchange. And you have to pretend to like it exuberantly cause... reasons. Idk I'm not a troon.

But I agree, even if he is "straight" in the sense that he would prefer actual pussy, I'm given to understand the prostate orgasm is the male equivalent of the female full-body organic where you see starbursts and rainbows and shit. You would think for someone like Kevin he'd be all over that shit and I feel the lack of anal in his sex life is the weirdest thing about him.

Just have a fucking go, mate.

I don't think even Kev knows his own sexual orientation, being the degenerate coomer that he is. However, even if he isn't explicitly gay, he has some poorly expressed bisexual tendencies. Probably. I mean, if someone can take dick, but only after labeling it "girldick", he/she has more serious issues than "gee I can't figure out if I'm into men or women". Him trooning out as a closeted gay and then going for other troons instead of men - like Blaire White did - doesn't make any sense, but this is another compound issue of "playing pretend too hard" and settling for what he can score, which isn't much. He doesn't even seem to want to score that much outside of publicly lusting after other degenerates on twatter dot com.

Your points a)-c) have varying probabilities, but d) is definitely true. He himself stated several times he has severe facial blindness, which is common for those on the 'tism spectrum. Not a big surprise there. He definitely was and is an attention whore - see his public displays of degeneracy, self-admitted tripfaggotry, frequent selfies - he definitely is autistic and probably was as unhappy back then as he is now, but I don't think he was exclusively attracted to women. Again, I remember reading a screenshot or archive of his tweets where he said he didn't know if he wanted to fuck women or wear their skin. Him liking women in a mostly normal, everyday sense has a low probability. Then again, it's more likely he is into women somewhat, but they couldn't satisfy his AGP fetish for some reason. Let's not delve too deep into this abyss.

Besides, he could have gotten his prostate tickled in a straight relationship if he wanted to experience it. Now, he won't have much time to try it, as HRT atrophies prostates.

 

[Enoby Way]

but I don't think he was exclusively attracted to women. Again, I remember reading a screenshot or archive of his tweets where he said he didn't know if he wanted to fuck women or wear their skin. Him liking women in a mostly normal, everyday sense has a low probability. Then again, it's more likely he is into women somewhat, but they couldn't satisfy his AGP fetish for some reason.

The reason that actual women couldn't satisfy his AGP fetish is in the literal name of the fetish: they were female, but they weren't himself.

I was trying to be kind and not leap immediately to AGP in my reasoning, and tried to assume he could be just a deeply confused cis man with a very changeable sexuality... but that quote about him maybe wanting to wear a women's skin sounds like classic unaware autogynephile. And this makes FAR more sense.

Autogynephiles know they are attracted to femininity and think they are therefore attracted to feminine people who aren't them--ie they think they are a straight man, or if trans, they think they are a gay woman. They think because everyone else is attracted to other people, so are they.

Autogynephilia according to Ray Blanchard, is a sexual orientation exclusive of heterosexuality, homosexuality, or the like, but because it involves an attraction to gender presentation it is easy to confuse for a more normal orientation, even by a person as far along as Kevin is.

Thus Kev isn't bi, straight or gay, he's AGP, and he either has sex with other troons because he still wants another person involved in sex rather than being alone all the time; or because partaking in "lesbian" activities reinforces his sense of himself as a woman and thus turns him on; or because he DOESN'T know what his real orientation is and thinks he is still attracted to other people outside himself and is performing that with the kind of "women" who will give him the time of day.

I think this makes far more sense than what I said before. Plus, yanno, all his narcissistic behaviour is deeply characteristic of people in love with themselves. At least Narcissus had beauty.

Let's not delve too deep into this abyss.

Yeah, nah, too late. For us on KF with a 551 page thread, and for Chode who had to go down on that shit.

 

[RIP Tranch]

I can't say for sure, but I think this is one of the RV trannies living on the ranch right now. He's been retweeting ranch shit, describes himself as a "ranchgal," and Kevin follows him. *

Sounds like he's met Kevin already.

On that note, the reporter writing the story about the ranch seems to be a tranny chaser, liking their selfies among other tweets. *

Meanwhile, Pennywise is out of commission and spending his time posting animal photos, which makes it difficult to hate him.

He also caught the e-beg bug from Kevie, though. If he goes down Kevin's path of begging for his living instead of doing any work, the ranch dream is doomed. *

OR IS IT?

Wedge is gearing up to move in with Kevin. *

And gave himself a sharpie makeover.

Spoiler: Male Nudity

 

[lfaw]

kevin's been playing wow again. he has shadowlands, so that's a minimum of $40 for the expansion and $15 for the subscription, and knowing his consoomerism, it's more likely he has the heroic or epic collector's editions that cost $60, or $80. that's probably where the "penny's foot" fund went.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

There's also still a certain segment of the country that sees lesbians as an acceptable form of being gay while being a gay man is frowned upon. Ergo, if he's a girl, and he's sucking off a girldick, it's ok.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Thus Kev isn't bi, straight or gay, he's AGP, and he either has sex with other troons because he still wants another person involved in sex rather than being alone all the time; or because partaking in "lesbian" activities reinforces his sense of himself as a woman and thus turns him on; or because he DOESN'T know what his real orientation is and thinks he is still attracted to other people outside himself and is performing that with the kind of "women" who will give him the time of day.

To be fair - how much sex does Kevin actually have? Penny's supposedly "asexual" and he doesn't have hot lesbian sex with his polyamorous "girlfriend" Jen (cuz "she" has also gotten the chop). The only time Kevin ever seemingly has had any sort of a sexual encounter is with that pathetic shitshow that was with Cheesewedge. Most of the hot lesbian uwu catparty sex times he tweets about seemingly just happens inside his head. AGP is really such a strange occurrence.

 

[Law]

Thus Kev isn't bi, straight or gay, he's AGP, and he either has sex with other troons because he still wants another person involved in sex rather than being alone all the time; or because partaking in "lesbian" activities reinforces his sense of himself as a woman and thus turns him on; or because he DOESN'T know what his real orientation is and thinks he is still attracted to other people outside himself and is performing that with the kind of "women" who will give him the time of day.

These are all good observations. I think that AGPs don't experience attraction or connection to their sexual partners - they just see them as props. It's also why they like the Mistress/Slave stuff. You don't have to see your partner as a person, you get to tune out and just see them as a role. Sex with an AGP isn't about physical desire and mutual pleasure, it's about how the other person can prop up the AGP's fantasy. Kevin doesn't love Wedge, he's not attracted to him. He just flies him out so he can tweet about being a hecking dang gosh porn star sub gf.
For AGP's who are self-aware of their fetish, I think they can cultivate desire and connection with a partner. But if they lean into the fetish, that's not going to happen. You need to be able to focus on others to build mutual relationships, and you can't do that if you're constantly lusting after yourself.
The Tranch is what happens when pathologically self-absorbed, impulsive sex wierdos try to create a community and take care of each other. When you gaze into the navel, it also gazes into you.

 

[Miss Misery]

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That piercing looks infected already.

 

[local killjoy]

And gave himself a sharpie makeover.
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The rubbed off eyebrow is killing me. They make it so easy to laugh at them,

 

[Cowpies]

How does Wedge get to move to the Tranch? Considering how much they e-beg they can't have much money to contribute and I can't imagine they're going to be doing labor, especially with their blown-out asshole. Counting on income from all the porn he and Kevin are gonna make together?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

(Seriously if you can find me an example of someone turning into a transbian who bangs exclusively T4T because they were ashamed of being cis male gay I am honestly interested in reading about it--but right now I doubt such a person exists.).

I don't think that it's out of the question for people like that to exists. Though in those cases it would be less about transitioning from man to woman and more about transitioning from gay man to a lesbian.

It may sound weird, but lesbians have it considerably easier than gay men in a lot of traditional cultures. Not that they have it easy, but it's a difference of a forced marriage and a one way ticket of a roof.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

OR IS IT?

LOL. I love "Bumblebee" which is basically just a wheelbarrow.

 

[John Furrman]

Thus Kev isn't bi, straight or gay, he's AGP, and he either has sex with other troons because he still wants another person involved in sex rather than being alone all the time; or because partaking in "lesbian" activities reinforces his sense of himself as a woman and thus turns him on; or because he DOESN'T know what his real orientation is and thinks he is still attracted to other people outside himself and is performing that with the kind of "women" who will give him the time of day.

Yes this exactly. Wondering if AGP is gay or gay-adjacent is like wondering if someone's balloon fetish is gay. Paraphilia are often neither straight nor gay inherently, but there are so many paraphilia that there's a lot of room for strange combinations. AGP is complicated since the erotic feelings are self-directed and can exist in the absence of other people. AGP as an orientation in itself is an interesting and fitting notion for Kevin.

 

[lamp shade]

That piercing looks infected already.

I’m wondering where he got it done, because most places are not doing mouth or nose piercings during the pandemic. Probably did it himself.

How does Wedge get to move to the Tranch? Considering how much they e-beg they can't have much money to contribute and I can't imagine they're going to be doing labor, especially with their blown-out asshole. Counting on income from all the porn he and Kevin are gonna make together?

He is also apparently getting to skip the “wait list” which they claim is super long, just because he’s willing to sort of bang Kevin. Is Kevin that insufferable that they will let another leech move in just to occupy his time? What am I saying, of course he is.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Even if just one of these people had a job in town, at starbucks or walmart or whatever, get some consistent cash coming in, they would be better off than pipe dreams and begging schemes

 

[Peaches Demure]

I don't think that it's out of the question for people like that to exists. Though in those cases it would be less about transitioning from man to woman and more about transitioning from gay man to a lesbian.

It may sound weird, but lesbians have it considerably easier than gay men in a lot of traditional cultures. Not that they have it easy, but it's a difference of a forced marriage and a one way ticket of a roof.

I wouldn't say lesbians have it easier, considering that in traditional societies, lesbianism isn't even seen as a real phenomenon. "Third gender" options exist exclusively for effeminate males. There are (real) men, sub-men, and women.

 

[Iron Hamster]

To be fair - how much sex does Kevin actually have? Penny's supposedly "asexual" and he doesn't have hot lesbian sex with his polyamorous "girlfriend" Jen (cuz "she" has also gotten the chop). The only time Kevin ever seemingly has had any sort of a sexual encounter is with that pathetic shitshow that was with Cheesewedge. Most of the hot lesbian uwu catparty sex times he tweets about seemingly just happens inside his head. AGP is really such a strange occurrence.

I think they just sit around and shoot marbles into each others front assholes.

LOL. I love "Bumblebee" which is basically just a wheelbarrow.

They all have 'fail' written all over them.

 

[Cool Spot]

I have a feeling that Kev was sperging and demanding one of the trailers be named after a Transformer and Bonnie caved and named the wheelbarrow Bumblebee.

 

[Lurk]

Where's the third option to just neck myself?