WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[DiabeticSP]

$800 on jpgs
God knows what else on his wife and meals.

 

[FearsReality]

$800 on jpgs
God knows what else on his wife and meals.

Do I wanna know? I bet it’s in the thousands anyway

 

[Brother Wind]

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$800 on jpgs
God knows what else on his wife and meals.

I mean I'm thinking $800 on meals, $20 on his wife during Black Friday shopping, and then his parents paid for his meals.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP's debt collectors

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It would be perfect if there was a 5 Star Irwin R Schyster in there.

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I mean I'm thinking $800 on meals, $20 on his wife during Black Friday shopping, and then his parents paid for his meals.

Didn't he legit claim 3 years ago or so that his parents bought his Thanksgiving dinner?

Edit: Actually, it was just last year that they bought him a cheap Thanksgiving meal.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-5521784

 

[grump]

Do I wanna know? I bet it’s in the thousands anyway

I don't think he makes out that badly on Khet. Just a modest allowance on top of room and board to keep her from spilling the beans and she's off staring at the wall or doing whatever she does all day. Meals on the other hand. People here seem to be under the impression he only eats out once a day or week. But I would not be surprised if he eats out or orders in most of the time.

 

[Wurstbrot]

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Thanks to @Third_World_Detractor in the main thread

"I just paid a shitload of bills"

I don't own a business, but from the sheer methodical aspect neither does Phil. What bills does he have to manually pay which aren't automatically subtracted from his account? And most stuff in life you pay instantly, not in a big swoop way later, and definitely not in an amount that adds to "a shitload".

Unless he manually pays his water, electric and internet bills, and unless he misuses language again and means backtaxes (etc), this harmless looking post looks highly suspicious. Silence is gold, Phil.

(DSP needs full control, always, so I'd be not surprised if he pays all his bills personally, so he feels like a bill-paying mature adult. But it's WWE)

 

[Salubrious]

"I just paid a shitload of bills"

I don't own a business, but from the sheer methodical aspect neither does Phil. What bills does he have to manually pay which aren't automatically subtracted from his account? And most stuff in life you pay instantly, not in a big swoop way later, and definitely not in an amount that adds to "a shitload".

Unless he manually pays his water, electric and internet bills, and unless he misuses language again and means backtaxes (etc), this harmless looking post looks highly suspicious. Silence is gold, Phil.

(DSP needs fill control, always, so I'd be not surprised if he pays all his bills personally, so he feels like a bill-paying mature adult. But it's WWE)

I think if you go back, DSP somehow pays bills 20 days per month every month. I would not take him at his word on any of this.

 

[UncleTusky]

God knows what else on his wife and meals.

Do I wanna know? I bet it’s in the thousands anyway

If you include Kat's food then eating out almost certainly costs him four figures a month. From Phil's own off-hand comments they eat out all three meals on Tuesdays including steak (!) for breakfast while Panda's reviews mention that he always gets drinks (I'm assuming gin) with meals. His meals alone are probably well over $60 each; add in a modest amount for Kat and meals on his serious adult day off are most of the way there on their own.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @grump, I agree that he's getting takeout most nights because he's sick of frozen food.

Didn't he legit claim 3 years ago or so that his parents bought his Thanksgiving dinner?

Edit: Actually, it was just last year that they bought him a cheap Thanksgiving meal.

We doxed his Thanksgiving turkey this year too, it was another QVC original. Considering the channel's target demo I feel comfortable saying it was a gift from his mother.

EDIT x2: QVC does not do sides but from the appearance they're almost certainly from the Fred Meyer's deli. Quality aside the texture and appearance just did not look right for something homemade.

I just paid a shitload of bills"

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Unless he manually pays his water, electric and internet bills, and unless he misuses language again and means backtaxes (etc), this harmless looking post looks highly suspicious. Silence is gold, Phil.

(DSP needs fill control, always, so I'd be not surprised if he pays all his bills personally, so he feels like a bill-paying mature adult. But it's WWE)

He's conflating "paying bills" with "making any payment at all". His explanation of why he's not lying about how he's constantly paying bills earlier this year was that he included things like groceries, restaurants, and even credit cards (which also to me confirms that he does not understand how credit and interest work). By this absolutely retarded logic he's "paying a bill" every time he withdraws another $10 or $20 from his PayPal for something.

And I'm skeptical about him paying all his bills manually because he's extremely lazy. Remember late 2017? He didn't even realize Leanna was still on his cellphone plan until ~half a year (or longer in his own version) after their breakup meaning he either had it on autopay or wasn't even reading the statements before paying them.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I think if you go back, DSP somehow pays bills 20 days per month every month. I would not take him at his word on any of this.

I mean this guy has on several occasions used the phrase "daily bills" without any sort of irony. I completely agree with @twattycake that his gin-addled wet brain thinks any sort of expense he has on a particular day is a "bill", doesn't matter if it's an actual bill for water/electricity/heating/internet/phone etc. or if it's another round of pulling Hogan jockstraps in WWE Champions. Same for groceries, I think his term of choice is "weekly" groceries, but the way he begs for them it makes it seem like he goes to the supermarket every day to buy groceries. Wouldn't be surprised if he again thinks that anything edible that you buy are "groceries" so the takeout that he gets from a restaurant are also groceries in his gin addled brain. After all, a pigroach cannot live on turkey sandwiches and mashed potatoes alone. It is all done to feign distress and enhance the grift.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Apparently up to $1400 now. Can anyone more familiar with the game confirm this, and that the expenditure would have had to have been over the last few days?

https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1333430548572860417

 

[actually]

Apparently up to $1400 now. Can anyone more familiar with the game confirm this, and that the expenditure would have had to have been over the last few days?

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https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1333430548572860417

@BT9494, you are probably the most knowledgeable about this game.

 

[DZoomer]

Apparently up to $1400 now. Can anyone more familiar with the game confirm this, and that the expenditure would have had to have been over the last few days?

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https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1333430548572860417

Jesus. It's so hard to believe that this is really Phil. Like, he'd have to be a legitimate psychopath to ask so much for money and then do this with it. Even though there are so many evidences that it's really him, it's just too bizarre.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's chump change when you have no bills and avg. 10k/month

 

[Pepper Jack]

DSP's debt collectors

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Wow, he already has the new 5 star bronze John Cena? Holy shit, he just came out and DSP has his sweaty man jpeg.

 

[BT9494]

@BT9494, you are probably the most knowledgeable about this game.

I haven't played that much over the past month or two, but after quickly looking at the event it certainly appears to be another open wallet special.

It appears that real money spent on loot coins would have to make up the majority of his event points. The thing is that I don't really know about the stamps, and how many you need to fill up a card/claim a bonus/etc. Scopely is throwing their usual multiple convoluted currencies out there to make the whales forget how much they are spending.

While I can't confirm the $1400 number, it is certainly possible. Sorry I can't be more definitive.

 

[Colloid]

It still floors me even today that he can be this brazen with his finances right after just narrowly getting approved for Ch 7 earlier this year. A Ch 7 that most people here were certain he wouldn’t get because of how badly he fucked up the paperwork no less. Hell, if anything it seems like he’s spending more these days than he used to.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It still floors me even today that he can be this brazen with his finances right after just narrowly getting approved for Ch 7 earlier this year. A Ch 7 that most people here were certain he wouldn’t get because of how badly he fucked up the paperwork no less. Hell, if anything it seems like he’s spending more these days than he used to.

Phil is the epitome of being emboldened by luck. That's at least one reason why gacha appeals to him: you get what you want with luck, not skill, and it makes you think you can keep winning if you keep playing.

Eventually your luck runs out, though, and Phil never sees it coming, so he's fucked when it does.

 

[Prince Lotor]

If you include Kat's food then eating out almost certainly costs him four figures a month. From Phil's own off-hand comments they eat out all three meals on Tuesdays including steak (!) for breakfast while Panda's reviews mention that he always gets drinks (I'm assuming gin) with meals. His meals alone are probably well over $60 each; add in a modest amount for Kat and meals on his serious adult day off are most of the way there on their own.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @grump, I agree that he's getting takeout most nights because he's sick of frozen food.



We doxed his Thanksgiving turkey this year too, it was another QVC original. Considering the channel's target demo I feel comfortable saying it was a gift from his mother.

EDIT x2: QVC does not do sides but from the appearance they're almost certainly from the Fred Meyer's deli. Quality aside the texture and appearance just did not look right for something homemade.




He's conflating "paying bills" with "making any payment at all". His explanation of why he's not lying about how he's constantly paying bills earlier this year was that he included things like groceries, restaurants, and even credit cards (which also to me confirms that he does not understand how credit and interest work). By this absolutely retarded logic he's "paying a bill" every time he withdraws another $10 or $20 from his PayPal for something.

And I'm skeptical about him paying all his bills manually because he's extremely lazy. Remember late 2017? He didn't even realize Leanna was still on his cellphone plan until ~half a year (or longer in his own version) after their breakup meaning he either had it on autopay or wasn't even reading the statements before paying them.

Phil having all his actual bills on auto-pay was the reason his bank account kept getting overdrawn. Remember the 'Overdraft Fees' begging arc? I'm pretty sure that was like 6 months from June 2019 until we rolled right into the Bankruptcy arc. Phil spent months explaining how he couldn't take things off auto-pay because he would have to actually do a phonecall thing that might take him upwards of 5 minutes, and besides it wouldn't even go into effect until his NEXT bill so it wouldn't even help, so just give him more munny now you dumbass kid!

He never took his actual bills off auto-pay.

 

[grump]

It still floors me even today that he can be this brazen with his finances right after just narrowly getting approved for Ch 7 earlier this year. A Ch 7 that most people here were certain he wouldn’t get because of how badly he fucked up the paperwork no less. Hell, if anything it seems like he’s spending more these days than he used to.

He needs to unwind MAHN. You don't understand how hard it is playing video games 4-3 hrs/day for 120k is D00000000000000D.

 

[UncleTusky]

Like, he'd have to be a legitimate psychopath to ask so much for money and then do this with it. Even though there are so many evidences that it's really him, it's just too bizarre.

You're being adorably naïve here. In 2017 alone we had him sharing Leanna's private medical records because he was mad about the incoming bill and lying about foreclosure to fly out Kat for a mini-vacation. The routine scam fundraisers and fraudulent bankruptcy prove he's only gotten worse since then.

This might belong in "Dr. Phil" but I don't think he's ever thought about morality or even consequences beyond, "does it benefit me right now?". His begathons have turned him into the boy who cried wolf, the bankruptcy means he can't get a loan or payment plan with reasonable interest even in a real emergency, his spending habit means he'll never be able to retire, you get the idea. A few whales + his mother are the only reason he's not already on some new extortionate loan or credit card, but any time he spends worrying about that is time he doesn't get to waste on his new money sink.