حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[XH 502]

Dr Venture's had sex.

God, I've missed this thread.

Connor is great for one thing: motivating the rest of us to write.

 

[Smutley]

I don't know. He could be Billy Quizboy...

 

[The Dude]

>Does anyone remember redesigning Eva.

I'd be impressed if anyone forgot it. How could anyone forget such a wonderful story containing characters such as Abe the gorilla and Gendo Lecter?

Don't forget Molly Ringworm. Oh man, when she came out as a lesbian I got chills. CHILLS.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

I don't know. He could be Billy Quizboy...

He's also had sex!

If anybody, he's Dermot, except more pretentious.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Say, anyone remember Redesigning Eva? I hope to work on a new, significantly improved, full-blown draft of it during the dark winter months. I've been thinking about the plot, filling in the holes. One thing that always bothered me was why Eva would want to volunteer for Catharsis in the first place, other than "to find happiness". Well, I think I've found the answer.

So she can distance herself from her creator?

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Connor is the internet equivalent of those hipsters who talk about their screenplay in Starbucks all day but have never written down a word of it.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Connor is the internet equivalent of those hipsters who talk about their screenplay in Starbucks all day but have never written down a word of it.

I'll take that over people talking about Molay Ringworm's bellybutton.

 

[creamyfanta]

Whats the Null situation Conner is talking about?

 

[sugoi-chan]

Dr Venture's had sex.

Dr. Venture's also completed some projects. They failed because of interference from outside forces or because of his own incompetence as a businessman, but he completed them. Connor doesn't even have the completion.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's June, Connor, June. Why on earth would you wait until the winter months to work on it? Do you suddenly have a job? Summer school?

 

[Connor Bible]

It's because, at present, I'm working on a 5-7 page book review of All Quiet on the Western Front, complete with cited quotes and written in the MLA format. As much as I want to write, I think my education should take precedence. After the assignment is done, I'll do whatever I can to complete something.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Wow, citations AND in MLA? That sounds like every college assignment ever dude, there's no need to try to pretend its some giant complex assignment.

That's your problem man, and I mean this in the nicest way possible. You would achieve a lot more and get a lot less shit from people if you stopped acting like every little thing you do is some epic magnum opus of hard work. Just do the homework and write your stories for yourself, and stop expecting to be praised and worshipped for it. Writing is art, just like music. Are the best musicians the ones doing it for themselves and coming from the heart, or the ones that are only in it for fame and glory?

Edit: To take the metaphor farther, you're trying to become Paul McCartney by acting like Kanye West. It ain't gonna happen.

 

[GV 002]

It's because, at present, I'm working on a 5-7 page book review of All Quiet on the Western Front, complete with cited quotes and written in the MLA format. As much as I want to write, I think my education should take precedence. After the assignment is done, I'll do whatever I can to complete something.

You said this when you had maths class too...I'm getting the feeling this is going to be a running excuse.

It's just a college assignment, should take a couple of hours max. That leaves you plenty of time to work on your own stuff, you even said yourself the course you're on is easy!

Come on, Ding Dongs, stop stalling and get back on the horse.

 

[The Knife]

Hey! Did you know MS Word has a citation button? http://proofreading.org/citation-shortcuts

There's also this tool, where you can simply put in the title of a work and it will automagically produce all the relevant citation info in the style of your choosing, alphabetize, and save the results so that all you need to do is copy-paste: http://www.citationmachine.net/

(Also, what fucking college class has you reading All Quiet on the Western Front?)

(Also also, right now I am working on a 50+ page boring-ass collaborative original research paper with a person who keeps leaving the country at odd moments. And still writing my own stuff. I work on the paper in the morning, take an hours-long break in the afternoon to goof off, watch cat videos on YouTube, post to this forum, etc, then in the evening I work on my personal writings. I learned how to do this when I was a student. It's called time management. If your writing is important enough to you, you will find time for it. Get an egg-timer or something.)

 

[Smutley]

Back when I was in college I charged kids $20 a page to write papers for them with a refund if I didn't get at least a B. @Connor, since you're my friend, I'd write yours for you for only $10 a page.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Connor, you're in college I'm not sure why you're doing book reviews but a five page paper where you're just talking about a book shouldn't take you more than one evening. Get it done and start writing something you actually care about.

 

[MysticMisty]

Whats the Null situation Conner is talking about?

Connor found Null's ED page and used it to try to make us turn on Null and give him his own topic here while getting his locked (I guess). Too bad for him that unlike a lot of the people we laugh about that have their own ED page, Null's is really short and unlike many lolcows doesn't even have public nudes. Or in Connor's case a really detailed (and gross) description of his genitals.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

It's because, at present, I'm working on a 5-7 page book review of All Quiet on the Western Front, complete with cited quotes and written in the MLA format.

Is this the first time you've ever had to write an essay with citations?

 

[chimpburgers]

It's because, at present, I'm working on a 5-7 page book review of All Quiet on the Western Front, complete with cited quotes and written in the MLA format. As much as I want to write, I think my education should take precedence. After the assignment is done, I'll do whatever I can to complete something.

Seriously dude that doesn't sound hard at all. A trained monkey could look up how to do MLA Format online quickly and do some research on any search engine for this. Stop treating it like you're trying to lift heavy weights.

 

[Ruin]

Connor is the personification of the me generation. "look mommy I took a shit! Where's my medal and asspats?"