Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Wrong cow, dear fellow 'tard enthusiast.
Then again, this all applies to Kevin "Am Hole" Gibes as well, so wrong thread?
Oops, wrong cow! Every time I notice them crossing over I get my wires crossed. I guess there's a fair bit of a resemblance though, since even having melon baller'd his crotch Kevin is about as female as Lou wishes he was... which is to say, absolutely disgustingly not at all.

for a man who hates Boozy Lou sure loves replying to people who interact with Boozy.
@Athena's Biggest Fan beat me to it, but yeah Lou has a massive hard-on for Boozy that Boozy absolutely DOES NOT reciprocated. They have an embarrassingly awkward past history of Lou trying to buy his love and affection only for Boozy to straight up say 'uh no let's just.... refund that's, and the general consensus is that Boozy has muted the fuck out of him, only not blocking because it's not worth the tard rage tantrum that would happen if Lou knew he was outright blocked.
 
If my boy says he can eat fifty Chicken McNuggets, he can eat fifty Chicken McNuggets!

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I guaran-fucking-tee you that not only is Louie NOT scared that there's a 50 piece McNugget option, but he has also known about it for sometime and it's a common order item for him...along with two Big Macs, two large fries, a large shake, and a large diet Coke. He gets the diet Coke because he's trying to watch his weight and sugar intake.


One thing that most reasonably intelligent and rational people are able to quickly pick up when they come to this site is that the lolcows who have threads here aren't just picked out of the blue or "for just existing". People get threads here for good reason. They're usually really shitty, selfish, egotistical assholes who continually make fools of themselves on the internet, typically on social media or some other place easily accessed by the public. Louie is one such asshole who can't stop making a total ass of himself in public on social media. We didn't just choose him at random or pick his name out of the "let's pick on this person" hat. Before we had a thread about Lard-ass, he had already earned a reputation within the furfag community for being a piece of shit. Someone who knew about Louie's reputation came here to see if we would find him funny, and the rest is history.

And Conservatives count as people far more than Louie does. Most Conservatives value hard work, being self-reliant, and a patriotic love for their country. Louie on the other hand is a lazy, shiftless, entitled, greedy piece of shit who treats everyone around him like garbage and expects to be financially supported by everyone else. So, yeah, Louie counts less as a person than any Conservative since he's nothing but a drain on everyone around him and contributes nothing to society in return. If Louie were to suffer a massive heart attack tomorrow or a small black hole were to suddenly open up right next to him and suck him out into the far reaches of galactic space before it suddenly closed, nothing of value would be lost and no one besides us would likely notice Louie's sudden disappearance.
 
Lou retweets Kev-Kev and Pennywise's e-begging. I simply had to capture this interaction between the star-crossed grifters:




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Wait: how is he "a thirty seven year old virgin" if his father brutally raped him during his childhood?

A dumb way of trying to say "I get the impression no one trusts me with my nephew" as in no one had explicitly said anything but Lou's Spidey Senses are telling him otherwise.

Inb4 Lou us stealing his nephew's toys for himself lmao
I wouldn't be shocked if he was molesting the poor kid's plushie toys.
I have a bad feeling in my gut about him being around his nephew. The way in which he uses the kid for grift purposes makes me think he sees the child as a non-human tool to... satisfy his "needs"....
While it seems he is a tech addict, shopping addict, is it possible he keeps trashing his tech/replacing it with new things because he has a problematic search history, and thinks replacing his tech will get rid of the "evidence"?
 
I wouldn't be shocked if he was molesting the poor kid's plushie toys.
I have a bad feeling in my gut about him being around his nephew. The way in which he uses the kid for grift purposes makes me think he sees the child as a non-human tool to... satisfy his "needs"....
While it seems he is a tech addict, shopping addict, is it possible he keeps trashing his tech/replacing it with new things because he has a problematic search history, and thinks replacing his tech will get rid of the "evidence"?

I said a while back that there’s a bad feeling in my gut about Lou making money on the side by selling photos of his nephew but I really don’t think he’s smart enough to do that without getting caught. Raping the kids stuffed animals though? Yeah I can see that.
 
I'm fairly certain after the first time you vomit in your life, you would recognize the signs that you're about to do it again. Funnily enough, that simple drawing I made at the start of the thread was in response to this puke factory claiming to need 500 dollars because he hurled all over one shirt.

Assuming he isn't lying or intentionally blowing chunks on his stuff for pitybux, he may just be too fat to reach a toilet or trash can in time.

I said a while back that there’s a bad feeling in my gut about Lou making money on the side by selling photos of his nephew but I really don’t think he’s smart enough to do that without getting caught. Raping the kids stuffed animals though? Yeah I can see that.
Are you kidding me? Lou's way too fat to get it up. You chug down a 2 liter of mountain dew code red with 4,000 calories of Burger King sitting in your stomach and tell me you're in the mood for love.
 
The fact that he refers to Russians as conservatives shows that he has actually no idea about Russia's political structure. Sure, Russia wants to burn gays but that in itself does not = conservative.

I do enjoy how they claim that KF just makes up rumours and lies to slam strangers we have never met. Sure, we make up theories to explain away erratic behaviour but 90% is screenshots and videos straight from the cows mouth.

Its too bad they don't realize that WE are "making" them look bad. We just represent what most people think about them when they see the garbage they shit all over the internet
 
Its too bad they don't realize that WE are "making" them look bad. We just represent what most people think about them when they see the garbage they shit all over the internet
Kiwifarms: saying what literally everyone is thinking, but doesn't want to get #cancelled for admitting out loud.
 
I said a while back that there’s a bad feeling in my gut about Lou making money on the side by selling photos of his nephew but I really don’t think he’s smart enough to do that without getting caught. Raping the kids stuffed animals though? Yeah I can see that.
In the situation that kid lives in is the perfect storm for exploitation and abuse. His biological parents are gone, for one. His grandmother seems unstable being the way she is (some mental illness, possible substance abuse, incapable of maintaining a pet, incapable of booting out a useless adult son, etc). His crazy uncle probably terrifies him with the mood swings, disgusting habits, enormous size and smell. Guarantee you Lou pitches a psychotic temper tantrum at the kid if he so much as touches one of his Uncle's toys.

Lou has a history of being deep into that MLP fad from a few years back, which always struck me as being pedophilic in nature.... sexualizing cartoon characters and toys that were clearly initially intended for children. MLP wasn't something created by furries for furry purposes-- it was originally a children's show intended for children. Validating his weird personal sexual identities is one of Lou's primary personality traits. Using others for his own personal benefit and pleasure is another trait of Lou's, and I'm sure he'd be more than happy to exploit a vulnerable child to get his needs met-- whether it's to grift in order to get more money, someone to manipulate for one's own purposes, a tool to get some toy/game/DVD Lou personally wants for himself (what 6 year old today watches Charlie Brown TV specials?), or something far worse.

My big concern is how Lou name flippantly drops how his dad supposedly raped him as a child. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt when they make these claims, but something about it just strikes me as "off".... Then he whines about being a virgin. Most rape victims don't call themselves "virgins"-- they'll say their virginity was stolen by a rapist if they make a reference to it at all, but they won't call themselves virgins. I could see someone with his kind of personality using some bizarre contorted thought process to justify child abuse he himself commits, claiming sex acts aren't really "sex".

Even IF this story about Lou being raped by his deceased father is true, that only goes to show you that his mother is oblivious to what goes on to children who are under her care. If Lou's father had the time and opportunity to rape Lou as a child with Lou's mother in the house, Lou could probably be doing or saying all sorts of crazy shit to that poor child and "Grandma" would be just as oblivious. Not saying the blame would all be on her, but it just shows you she doesn't always see red flags that are waving in front of her face.

Much of what Lou says online is pure projection, which also makes me more afraid for the nephew. What if it's not really Lou's father who raped him, but Lou himself actually doing it to another child? He often accuses his mother of doing things to him that he is actually guilty of. There are tons of other examples on this thread that include him accusing someone of doing something that he himself does all the time. If he comes across as arrogant and obnoxious IRL as he does online, I guarantee you that child is exposed to tons of emotional abuse at the very least. When you're a kid exposed to a crazy parental figure's outburst and mind games, you often don't have the "rank" to call them out when they act like abusive ogres to you. Lou, as an Uncle, is probably someone of whom the nephew "has to respect". If the kid tattled on his Uncle for being an ogre, the kid himself would probably be punished by both the Uncle and the grandmother. Kids in situations like his often remain quiet because they have no allies to stick up for them.

Lou spends so much time writing messed up shit online, he could be doing a lot in that house without getting "caught". Plenty of people get away with child abuse. His nephew probably knows he could easily wind up in foster care (considering his parents already abandoned him), so he probably won't "narc".
 
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In the situation that kid lives in is the perfect storm for exploitation and abuse. His biological parents are gone, for one. His grandmother seems unstable being the way she is (some mental illness, possible substance abuse, incapable of maintaining a pet, incapable of booting out a useless adult son, etc). His crazy uncle probably terrifies him with the mood swings, disgusting habits, enormous size and smell. Guarantee you Lou pitches a psychotic temper tantrum at the kid if he so much as touches one of his Uncle's toys.

Lou has a history of being deep into that MLP fad from a few years back, which always struck me as being pedophilic in nature.... sexualizing cartoon characters and toys that were clearly initially intended for children. MLP wasn't something created by furries for furry purposes-- it was originally a children's show intended for children. Validating his weird personal sexual identities is one of Lou's primary personality traits. Using others for his own personal benefit and pleasure is another trait of Lou's, and I'm sure he'd be more than happy to exploit a vulnerable child to get his needs met-- whether it's to grift in order to get more money, someone to manipulate for one's own purposes, a tool to get some toy/game/DVD Lou personally wants for himself (what 6 year old today watches Charlie Brown TV specials?), or something far worse.

My big concern is how Lou name flippantly drops how his dad supposedly raped him as a child. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt when they make these claims, but something about it just strikes me as "off".... Then he whines about being a virgin. Most rape victims don't call themselves "virgins"-- they'll say their virginity was stolen by a rapist if they make a reference to it at all, but they won't call themselves virgins. I could see someone with his kind of personality using some bizarre contorted thought process to justify child abuse he himself commits, claiming sex acts aren't really "sex".

Even IF this story about Lou being raped by his deceased father is true, that only goes to show you that his mother is oblivious to what goes on to children who are under her care. If Lou's father had the time and opportunity to rape Lou as a child with Lou's mother in the house, Lou could probably be doing or saying all sorts of crazy shit to that poor child and "Grandma" would be just as oblivious. Not saying the blame would all be on her, but it just shows you she doesn't always see red flags that are waving in front of her face.

Much of what Lou says online is pure projection, which also makes me more afraid for the nephew. What if it's not really Lou's father who raped him, but Lou himself actually doing it to another child? He often accuses his mother of doing things to him that he is actually guilty of. There are tons of other examples on this thread that include him accusing someone of doing something that he himself does all the time. If he comes across as arrogant and obnoxious IRL as he does online, I guarantee you that child is exposed to tons of emotional abuse at the very least. When you're a kid exposed to a crazy parental figure's outburst and mind games, you often don't have the "rank" to call them out when they act like abusive ogres to you. Lou, as an Uncle, is probably someone of whom the nephew "has to respect". If the kid tattled on his Uncle for being an ogre, the kid himself would probably be punished by both the Uncle and the grandmother. Kids in situations like his often remain quiet because they have no allies to stick up for them.

Lou spends so much time writing messed up shit online, he could be doing a lot in that house without getting "caught". Plenty of people get away with child abuse. His nephew probably knows he could easily wind up in foster care (considering his parents already abandoned him), so he probably won't "narc".
Couple of notes, since this thread is a bit of a long haul what with the explosive rate of growth and it can be hard keeping it all straight since Lou changes what story he's telling about any given thing on a near daily basis:

-RE Lou and Bad Touch Dad: this one is such a clusterfuck of changing stories and dates. His parents at some point separated for Mama Gags to move in with her current (boyfriend, theyve never married) beau, exact date unknown. I believe she spent some time in prison over the whole 'literally stealing toys from children' thing; Lou has spent time in both houses seperately, and iirc at least spent some stretch of time in the foster care system (around age 10-12?) due to both parents being a bit of a disaster. Interestingly enough, despite being a histrionic little drama queen he NEVER talks about literally anything from the time he was supposedly a foster child. He claims daddy vengefully buttfucked him in his preteens or early teens after he 'came out', though what age he claims to have come out as trans varies wildly on who he's trying to one-up.
He's such a compulsive crybully liar and he's so blatantly insensitive to victims of CSA that the general consensus is this is a blatant lie. He's recently also started adding that Mama Gags threw knives at him as a child too, so he definitely loves that victimhood drama.

-RE Skylar the nephew: this boy is a mess. 6y/o now and he still appears to have issues with being toilet trained due to a potty constantly showing up in photos despite the fact that Mama Gags likes doing yardaales and shit, if it weren't being used it'd almost certainly be gone. I think he's partially nonverbal, or some other sort of mild developmental/learning delays. His parents are a drug addict (father) and a trailer trash possible drug addict who has two kids by different baby daddies and seems to have the IQ of a tree stump ( mother), and as previously noted Mama Gags has custody despite her having a criminal record and theoretically having had her own child in the foster system at one point. The household is... well, what it is. That kid is absolutely McFucked.
I personally don't think diabetic-dick Lou could even get it up (or waddle fast enough to catch the nephew) even if he did want to be the creepy uncle, but ymmv on that. Regardless, the whole place is a white trash soap opera with or without sex abuse going on. It's a disaster no matter what, and Lou (and his druggie brother, who still seems to be a more functional adult than him) is a good example of the kind of final result that's gonna come out of there.
 
Oh yeah, as a fun aside I finally found where Aark went on mastodon thanks to recent drama featured on AC’s general: https://dragon.style/@Aarkethrix

Fursona and name change though he still keeps his Aark tag in tact, and he doesn’t seem to be trying to hide that it’s him either so maybe he just wanted a change of scenery? Dug around looking for any developments with Lou but it’s just boring video game chatter and him posting about this new shitstorm with Lydarkaon, and a lot of it comes off as “I was a raging lolcow and am suffering the consequences of being a raging lolcow and am trying to not be a raging lolcow anymore”. Nothing on Lou sadly,

I did however check Lou’s mastodon and as a reminder for you terrorist scum, it’s https://chitter.xyz/@ace Lou is currently using it to grift more for Christmas money as early as 11 hours ago.

Id post archives of stuff but for Aark there’s nothing of note and Lou it’s the same shit as always, and also the fucking archiver won’t load.
 
"5000+ pages long"
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1333194340227801089 https://archive.md/UsWEp
Stop lying fat faggot (:optimistic:), you do read your thread religiously.
Wait: how is he "a thirty seven year old virgin" if his father brutally raped him during his childhood?
Nice of you to assume he is or ever was telling the truth. Since
My big concern is how Lou name flippantly drops how his dad supposedly raped him as a child.
he's only dropping these nuggets of pure bullshit to claim the moral high ground or "own" someone.
 
Just want to add, since there was a few rambling paragraphs on it, that most rape victims do call themselves virgins.

Dunno where you got the idea that rape victims tell everyone "no I'm not a virgin, cause daddy touched me" to people who ask. Most people keep that to themselves, and it's much easier to just say that they're still a virgin instead of having to have an awkward conversation when someone asks them about their "first time."

I doubt Louis' story is true but for a whole wack load of other reasons. Not just because he admits he's a 40 year old virgin.
 
Just want to add, since there was a few rambling paragraphs on it, that most rape victims do call themselves virgins.

Dunno where you got the idea that rape victims tell everyone "no I'm not a virgin, cause daddy touched me" to people who ask. Most people keep that to themselves, and it's much easier to just say that they're still a virgin instead of having to have an awkward conversation when someone asks them about their "first time."

I doubt Louis' story is true but for a whole wack load of other reasons. Not just because he admits he's a 40 year old virgin.
I just doubt Lou's rape allegations because it came out of nowhere when he was looking for things to use to beg for pity. Sort of like how eventually his stories bloomed out from him just getting yelled at and hit a lot to being shot and having knives thrown at him. His stories just get bigger when simply saying that he was physically abused isn't getting him enough money.

Hey Lou? I was physically and emotionally abused by my family as well. You know what I did about it? I got a job, earned enough money to move out, and put as many miles between my family and myself as possible. You've been gifted enough money that if you had saved it instead of buying toys you could have moved out. But let's face it, McNuggies and iPads are far more important to you than leaving an abusive household is. And we all know that you're not actually doing anything to care for your family despite your claims. When I was abused I scrimped and saved until I could bail, but you've pretty much stated that you intend to mooch off of your family until you die. All signs point to YOU as the abuser, Lou.
 
I just doubt Lou's rape allegations because it came out of nowhere when he was looking for things to use to beg for pity. Sort of like how eventually his stories bloomed out from him just getting yelled at and hit a lot to being shot and having knives thrown at him. His stories just get bigger when simply saying that he was physically abused isn't getting him enough money.

Hey Lou? I was physically and emotionally abused by my family as well. You know what I did about it? I got a job, earned enough money to move out, and put as many miles between my family and myself as possible. You've been gifted enough money that if you had saved it instead of buying toys you could have moved out. But let's face it, McNuggies and iPads are far more important to you than leaving an abusive household is. And we all know that you're not actually doing anything to care for your family despite your claims. When I was abused I scrimped and saved until I could bail, but you've pretty much stated that you intend to mooch off of your family until you die. All signs point to YOU as the abuser, Lou.
I doubt Lou’s rape allegations because he’s given us hundreds of examples of him saying whatever it takes to shut down and win (in his own mind) a twitter argument. His mom is dead and never feeds him, but also poisons him with all the food she cooks. He’s Jewish and Greek and Irish and Native American as it suits him. He never leaves the house, but constantly goes shopping. His foot is crippling him, but it’s also completely fine. He just says whatever he needs to say in the moment. He’s the big fat Tiger Queen of unreliable narrators. I don’t think he really cares if his lies stand up to scrutiny. He has zero care for the future in all kinds of ways.
I’m sure his childhood was fucked up because you don’t turn out like Lou without some help along the way, but at some point it’s a choice, and he’s happy to go on making it. I don’t believe he was raped, because it’s too much like all his other verbal smoke and mirrors to be credible, because he’s not credible, and makes no effort to be.
 
I doubt Lou’s rape allegations because he’s given us hundreds of examples of him saying whatever it takes to shut down and win (in his own mind) a twitter argument. His mom is dead and never feeds him, but also poisons him with all the food she cooks. He’s Jewish and Greek and Irish and Native American as it suits him. He never leaves the house, but constantly goes shopping. His foot is crippling him, but it’s also completely fine. He just says whatever he needs to say in the moment. He’s the big fat Tiger Queen of unreliable narrators. I don’t think he really cares if his lies stand up to scrutiny. He has zero care for the future in all kinds of ways.
I’m sure his childhood was fucked up because you don’t turn out like Lou without some help along the way, but at some point it’s a choice, and he’s happy to go on making it. I don’t believe he was raped, because it’s too much like all his other verbal smoke and mirrors to be credible, because he’s not credible, and makes no effort to be.

I think it really defines his character more than anything with the fact that he said he plans to be dead in the next 10 years or whatever and will never leave his mom’s house save in a coffin.
 
Ooh! We know he hates Christians, but which is the other one he hates? Is he Richard Spencer or Pamela Geller?

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I hate trick questions. The answer is clearly "whichever 2/3 suit him better". He has expressed views that "could be construed as" - like calling Israel "Isra-hell" - and are anti-semitic several times.
 
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