🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Kheapathic said:
While it would be funny, I'd say Faith calling the cops and reporting a kidnapping or whatever it was isn't quite female petty. I'd imagine she knows how to get ahold of Ralph's parole officer; and if she was feeling neglected while the father of her child is livestreaming himself parading around with another female, I'd see her calling his PO herself to ask "Do you know where Ethan Oliver Ralph is?"
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Swatting him on stream is ip2 shit. They want to see some shit go down on livestream. Angry female shit is, like you say, actually ratting him out to his PO. Shit that won't create any interesting video, but will fuck his shit up good.
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is now demanding that Nick Rekieta disavow Kiwi Farms over the police incident even though there's no evidence this site was even involved.
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What's wrong with that fat faggot that he thinks Nick is going to disavow shit?
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is now demanding that Nick Rekieta disavow Kiwi Farms over the police incident even though there's no evidence this site was even involved.
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Gee wiz, what will Rackets say, I wonder.

Maybe, "swatting is a bad idea and you should never do it, so if someone at the kiwi farms did it that's a bad idea, thats my advice as a lawyer."

Why does anyone expect Rackets to say anything other than safe lawyer talk?
 
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AnOminous said:
Swatting him on stream is ip2 shit. They want to see some shit go down on livestream. Angry female shit is, like you say, actually ratting him out to his PO. Shit that won't create any interesting video, but will fuck his shit up good.
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The thing I love about the IP2 stuff is that they constantly do stuff like this, people like Ralph and Baked try to talk tough until the cops show up and then all of a sudden it's borderline sad with how quickly they start begging the cops not to fuck their day up. It's literal bitchmade shit. Then after the cops leave they're tryign to fluff themselves up, "Yeah, I woulda' beat that cop's ass!" kind of shit. It's fucking sad.

The Bovinian Derivative said:
How does this affect his parole?
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It likely won't do anything lasting. The most that might happen is the PO is made aware of what's going on, and Ralph doesn't get permission to leave the state at all until it's up because the PO doesn't want to deal with the headaches and drama. If there had been actual charges many times that's enough to violate the parole whether or not he's found guilty. That's why when I said yesterday that the fact Ralph was at a house where hard drugs were being used could be used to put him in the slammer and literally any swinging dick could report him with the video evidence to his PO, the Guntguard told Gator, who then tried to guard even further on Twitter.
 
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AnOminous said:
Swatting him on stream is ip2 shit. They want to see some shit go down on livestream. Angry female shit is, like you say, actually ratting him out to his PO. Shit that won't create any interesting video, but will fuck his shit up good.

What's wrong with that fat faggot that he thinks Nick is going to disavow shit?
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Yeah it happened after I started streaming on Bitwave too.
 
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May is literally walking away.
Ethan: Oh you walking away?
May: Yeah I want to get out of the cold *fakelaugh*
Ethan: Let's do shots
May: *fake laugh* ok...
Ethan: *reads chat* *talks more about null* let's do some shots *starts singing* *argues about bill*

Edit: had to include ralph complaining about the 60 dollar alcohol bill he forgot he ran up.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is now demanding that Nick Rekieta disavow Kiwi Farms over the police incident even though there's no evidence this site was even involved.
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This is the best corn we could have hoped for... after a scare with the cops and now that guy donating him so much money, he's now doing shots, being belligerent and calling people out all the while he has a female to giggle at his every word.

RECIPE FOR PILLSTREAM, if not tonight.... when he's on this high he'll surely do something fucking stupid.
 
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I found this on reddit and it's a nice visualization of the corn child's future struggles ralph.jpg
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is now demanding that Nick Rekieta disavow Kiwi Farms over the police incident even though there's no evidence this site was even involved.
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He's reaching Vordrak territory as far as obsession and temper tantrums over the Farms goes. @Null better start preparing for a real life confrontation with him. With all the traveling and growing instability it's only a matter of time before Ralph decides to go that route.
 
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Funkmaster said:
This is the best corn we could have hoped for... after a scare with the cops and now that guy donating him so much money, he's now doing shots, being belligerent and calling people out all the while he has a female to giggle at his every word.

RECIPE FOR PILLSTREAM, if not tonight.... when he's on this high he'll surely do something fucking stupid.
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Nah, we're on target for child #2
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
He's reaching Vordrak territory as far as obsession and temper tantrums over the Farms goes. @Null better start preparing for a real life confrontation with him. With all the traveling and growing instability it's only a matter of time before Ralph decides to go that route.
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Ralph going to russia or where ever nool is to find him would be the most amzing thing ever.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
He's reaching Vordrak territory as far as obsession and temper tantrums over the Farms goes. @Null better start preparing for a real life confrontation with him. With all the traveling and growing instability it's only a matter of time before Ralph decides to go that route.
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He's way too much of a coward. Remember when he bitched out of that fight with PPP?
 
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