🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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ScamL Likely said:
15 shots in 2 hours is doable once or twice a week at most, but if he's doing that shit every night he streams (and probably every night in general, if we're being realistic) his liver must be at least 60% dead by now.
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15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
He's reaching Vordrak territory as far as obsession and temper tantrums over the Farms goes. @Null better start preparing for a real life confrontation with him. With all the traveling and growing instability it's only a matter of time before Ralph decides to go that route.
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He's a felon on active probation and would have to track Null down overseas. Odds are he would be flagged in multiple databases and stopped before setting foot in Europe, if it's even possible for him to get a passport. Not to mention a lot of countries in that part of the world would probably take issue with a notorious Internet Nazi™ transiting their territory.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.
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Sammich said:
Yeah, that's not too hard to do once in awhile. Every fucking night is way too much.
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what fucking organs do you people have?
my record is 8 before blacking out
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.
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No it isn't. It's almost a fifth (750ml) of liquor. If we're going by 1.5oz shots then a fifth is about 17.6 shots. If we're going by 1oz shots then it's about 26.4. Most wine is around 13% and a bottle is 750ml and most hard liquor is around 40% and he often drinks bourbons that are higher than that.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.
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There are 17 shots in a fifth, so 15 is most of one. It's fairly prodigious but not by terminal alcoholic standards, i.e. among people who will soon die of alcoholism, it is about the norm. It's well within the realm where you can probably expect cirrhosis at some point though.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.
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I don't doubt that he's enough of an alcoholic to walk it off in the short term, but the long term consequences of drinking that heavily every day or close to it will kick his shit in sooner or later.
 
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