🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Haru Okumura]

This is the closest we've come to a Pillstream without actually getting there.

Tampa will be Pillstream 3.0, mark my words.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

It could also be due to a histamine intolerance. Not sure if gunt has allergies, but alcohol obviously wreaks havoc on the immune system. It's not uncommon for alcoholics to have histamine reactions. It's not technically an allergy attack, but the symptoms are similar: itchy watery eyes, congestion/runny nose. Or he's snorting coke like the aging degenerate he is, which is a much more fun answer.

If he was snorting cocaine he would have come across as more sober when he came back.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

He's sniffing that troon's ass tonight, no doubt.

 

[MeltyTW]

This is the closest we've come to a Pillstream without actually getting there.

Tampa will be Pillstream 3.0, mark my words.

that or rv 7 no doubt hes riding high

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

I doubt he scored coke, one because he's so inept, and two because he seems to enjoy downers more than anything else, plus he's snorted crushed pills before (and confirmed it) and was bragging about taking something other than xanax not long ago.

 

[ClipBitch]

 

[Local Coyote]

I'm slightly impressed this bumbling pillhead retard is even still alive.

 

[Cow Poly]

Rest up ... youre my prize heifer.
The marbling on that gunt is nearly perfect.
Rest.

 

[naught sock account 1]

View attachment 1757352

i know he has fat jowls which make it difficult for him to speak, yet his speech sounds mighty slurred...
he's still mad @ nick reiketa lul.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I'm slightly impressed this bumbling pillhead retard is even still alive.

I'm not. God has never been merciful to Ethan Ralph.

 

[Captain Manning]

He may have been merely detained. Was he actually in cuffs?

It sure sounds like it. The female officer says at 1:46 "Alright, face away from us," and then you can hear the ratcheting action on the cuffs. It's really loud at about the 2:10 mark. It's a pretty unmistakable sound and right near the mic.

Technically, it's my understanding that it's not legally an arrest unless and until they actually book you. Technically, what happened here probably only counts as a detention. Handcuffed for "officer safety" and what have you (which begs the question whether they knew beforehand who they were dealing with).

It's still funny and probably fucked up his night though.

 

[naught sock account 1]

 

[Kenobi]

15 shots sounds insane but it's a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of liquor. You can do that and walk away. in two hours, you'll be fuckd but in five hours you'll be sober and feel annoyed. If you're an alcoholic 15 shots aint shit.

Thing is Ralph is a fat hobbit. So drinks should hit him hard.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1333233286865440770

Godwinson is on fire. Guess the kino battries are recharged.
Edit: ninajed

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is just not Ralph's year, is it?

 

[BadGoy1488]

May is literally walking away.
Ethan: Oh you walking away?
May: Yeah I want to get out of the cold *fakelaugh*
Ethan: Let's do shots
May: *fake laugh* ok...
Ethan: *reads chat* *talks more about null* let's do some shots *starts singing* *argues about bill*

Edit: had to include ralph complaining about the 60 dollar alcohol bill he forgot he ran up.

Knowing Ralph, he probably does not go out to bars very often since he drinks at home, so bar prices probably are a bit of a shocker for him.

Spoiler: Good advice

that's why you pregame baby!

 

[Jump]

Holy fuck the waitress just asked if he was "Josh Moon". Fucking legends here.

Employee: "Is your name Josh Moon?" lmao

I think that shook him enough that he ended the stream. I am glad that was the prank and not more swatting bullshit.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

This is just not Ralph's year, is it?

Ralph would disagree:

He seems quite sure that everything is going well.

I guess for a felon with alcoholism, a gunt and a microdick raised in a pig pen by meth addicts, it could be worse.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Thing is Ralph is a fat hobbit. So drinks should hit him hard.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1333233286865440770

View attachment 1757363
Godwinson is on fire. Guess the kino battries are recharged.
Edit: ninajed

lul
>i should get swatted more often
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1333308880630136832)
(archive)

 

[Bland Crumbs]

lul
>i should get swatted more often
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1333308880630136832)
(archive)
View attachment 1757378

2 grand?

How much is 2000 lemons?

 

[Jump]

How much is 2000 lemons?

1 apple or 2 oranges depending on the exchange rate.