🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

almost pains me to say this, but Ralph pretty much handled this correctly. Textbook even. That is to say, the detention part. He was polite and complied. That prevented it from escalating.

Actually you're wrong ralph fell for feigned interest tactic and gave police info about his life from gg onwards giving police access to information im this site and therefore myriads of his other crimes

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Actually you're wrong ralph fell for feigned interest tactic and gave police info about his life from gg onwards giving police access to information im this site and therefore myriads of his other crimes

No need to worry about that, according to Ethan the officers told him he was very cool, my sources also tell me they said Gator is based and redpilled

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Ralph really upped the ante, huh? He really wanted to secure that “Cow of the Year” award over moviebob. Good on him for going the extra mile.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Ralph really upped the ante, huh? He really wanted to secure that “Cow of the Year” award over moviebob. Good on him for going the extra mile.

Between Ralph, CinemaRobert, and Onision, choosing the "cow of the year" is going to be an impossible decision.

Plus, I mean she does get attention for hanging out with Ralph. Null included her in the recent MATI. Not what I'd call "good" attention, but some people don't care. It was the same when she was with Digitroon.

At least she got together with Digi because she was obsessed with his content and pre-troon persona. She had a real reason, though it only resulted in Digi's life becoming worse. Sure, it might have just been a fantasy of romance with someone whose content she incorporated too deeply into her life, but I can understand that.

With Ralph, it does seem more like searching for attention from the internet. But even then, it's not like he's a significant figure with any serious outreach. The only attention she gets is from Kiwi Farms—maybe if we made a thread about her she could get the attention she wants without offering her body to drugged out degenerates? I just can't see how May offering her butthole to Ralph as his own personal Chinese finger trap accomplishes anything besides attaching herself publicly to a retard who constantly embarrasses himself and everyone around him.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

His girlfriend legit looks like a tranny

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

His girlfriend legit looks like a tranny

Yes, we know. Did you know Zidan left the show?

 

[TaterFarmer]

Between Ralph, CinemaRobert, and Onision, choosing the "cow of the year" is going to be an impossible decision.

I have faith in Ralph and his piggies taking home the golden halter. Ralph has discovered a new revenue stream in pitty bux from getting swatted... how long till he self-swats to goose the till?

 

[gh0stzero]

Handcuffed by a woman.

Hey don't kink shame some guys pay good money for that.

Attention black people. This is how so many white people manage to get themselves arrested without hassle. This is how you get arrested without getting shot and without adding "resisting arrest" to your charge sheet.

As much fun as it would have been to listen to Ralph face the loud end of the cops toolbelt, shut your fucking mouth and just quietly do as you are told.

Well Ethan has sufficient experience dealing with police.

 

[Captain Manning]

His girlfriend legit looks like a tranny

Yes, we know.

But does Ralph know?

I shuddered at the comment he made about him doing us all a favor by giving us footage of her in a swimsuit.

Ralph has shitty standards in terms of what's hot. I've been told I'm too kind with the 10 point rating system, but Ralph is straight up delusional.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Yes, we know. Did you know Zidan left the show?

zidan has been gone for a while, smart move.

i hope dax sent ralph some makers mark to wash down the xanax for a nice pillstream.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Ralph has shitty standards in terms of what's hot.

It sucks for him how those brownies and girl scouts keep aging out of his interest range.

 

[Mulp]

Attention black people. This is how so many white people manage to get themselves arrested without hassle. This is how you get arrested without getting shot and without adding "resisting arrest" to your charge sheet.

As much fun as it would have been to listen to Ralph face the loud end of the cops toolbelt, shut your fucking mouth and just quietly do as you are told.

Ralph is not the one you look to on how to deal with cops.

 

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Actually you're wrong ralph fell for feigned interest tactic and gave police info about his life from gg onwards giving police access to information im this site and therefore myriads of his other crimes

lol they aren't going to arrest him over the other stuff he gets up to.

At best, at some point over the next week, it's going to be quiet on shift and one of those officers is going to search up the weirdo who ranted about being a persecuted YouTube celebrity and they're all going to have a laugh at him.

 

[MeltyTW]

lol they aren't going to arrest him over the other stuff he gets up to.

At best, at some point over the next week, it's going to be quiet on shift and one of those officers is going to search up the weirdo who ranted about being a persecuted YouTube celebrity and they're all going to have a laugh at him.

no but if youre ethan the thumb ralph you want to desperately avoid having your perception by cops filtered through the lens of 3k plus and growing kiwifarms post. what happens when ralph is arrested for pissing in the fountain by a cop with a wayward daughter and knowing ethan ralph is a chomo?

 

[Eris!]

lol they aren't going to arrest him over the other stuff he gets up to.

At best, at some point over the next week, it's going to be quiet on shift and one of those officers is going to search up the weirdo who ranted about being a persecuted YouTube celebrity and they're all going to have a laugh at him.

"Hello Mr Virginia Parole Officer I believe someone in my jurisdiction who you supervise is violating his parole." -lady cop the instant she got back to her car

 

[Fake News Anchor]

He's a felon on active probation and would have to track Null down overseas. Odds are he would be flagged in multiple databases and stopped before setting foot in Europe, if it's even possible for him to get a passport. Not to mention a lot of countries in that part of the world would probably take issue with a notorious Internet Nazi™ transiting their territory.

The main problem is that he'd have to reserve the entire plane for himself due to weight restrictions. I don't think he has THAT kind of money.

 

[MeltyTW]

The main problem is that he'd have to reserve the entire plane for himself due to weight restrictions. I don't think he has THAT kind of money.

get on it tbased your lord and savior ethan ralph needs you to fund a real ninjet

 

[AltisticRight]

Wew what a read. I made these (transparent background), now I need to take a dremel to my eyeballs for having this gunt manifestation on my screen for so long.

Smashed Makers Mark bottle

Do it, she let him take down your shit - fuck her.


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Absolute fucking retard the gunt is.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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My gunt lore is lacking, is this the tranny of the group? I don't know all the people but remember null bringing up someone in the group being a tranny and the name pantsu.

 

[Lone MacReady]

He's in the danger zone now. He must be resisting the urge to swing at that female police officer with all his might.

Well, there is nothing more enraging than a little girl trying to play with the boys, because the suspect often gets shot because wonder wahman was too weak to restrain a suspect properly. Then they have to get the Boys to come help them out. As they scream with their gun/taser drawn, making the whole situation more annoying, finger on the trigger flashing other cops.