Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[MarineTrainedTard]

Here is some cocking lessons for you all.

I shall critique this cooking video:
Beginning: He doesn't even name the dish, just "two pounds of chicken, a couple of bell peppers, and a bunch of seasoning"


and I no longer feel like writing more, I feel like that's enough.

Also he is friends with Len, so he must also be retarded.


EDIT: OK, credit where credit is due, the title sequence is pretty snazzy for something whipped up by a mentally challenged redneck.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Here is a video from up at Steamtown NHS.

With Shop worker Bruce M.

 

[WireSponge]

Here is a video from up at Steamtown NHS.

With Shop worker Bruce M.

The video doesn't work. This is the 4th time you linked to a video that doesn't work. Are you doing this on purpose? Do you think this actually bothers us?
Edit: Apparently it only works on YouTube. So it's not broken, but if it won't work on the Farms why even post it in the first place?

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

That's called boilerplate, you bell-end.

You'd think a foamer like this would be familiar with the term, seeing as how "boilerplate" comes from railroad terminology.

 

[ASU]

The video doesn't work. This is the 4th time you linked to a video that doesn't work. Are you doing this on purpose? Do you think this actually bothers us?

The only thing I can think is he's trying to get youtube hits, or maybe he thinks this will distract us somehow because he has the idea that anything posted about Len or trains we'll all stop whatever we're doing and comb through. He probably doesn't even know he has embedding turned off, or what the option meant when he turned it off.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

It should work, here's the link again.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

aww fuck it, I'll continue the critique:

He doesn't do an ingredient or equipment rundown at the beginning. This is basic stuff for a cooking show.

And then he pulls out a can of mushrooms? I thought we were making chicken, peppers, and "a bunch of seasoning"!

What the fuck is he cooking on? Basic information, buddy.

And then he pours the cooking oil OVER the vegetables? No, no. No thank you.

No mention made of the need to have tongs, a lid, and a spatula.

"Added...parsley flakes, I don't know what they do for it" then you don't add it, bruh.

OH GOD HE ADDS THE RAW CHICKEN TO THE COOKED VEGETABLES IN AN ALREADY ALMOST-OVERLOADED PAN, ENJOY YOUR SALMONELLA, BUDDY, literally the opposite of what you should do. Ideally you should have two pans, but since that's impractical, you should cook the chicken first and then the veggies, or if you cook the veggies first, take them out of the pan so you can be sure the chicken cooks thoroughly and no raw gross chicken juice remains on the vegetables.

"We need more oil, it's starting to burn" Well that's why you put the oil on the PAN not the VEGETABLES you dolt!

"...if you got high blood pressure, and who doesn't?" I don't

All in all, the most important lesson here is do not cook your meals in your semi if you can avoid it.


EDIT: None of this changes the fact that Len is an autistic unemployed virgin pedophile who has been banned from his favorite trainyard.

EDIT: Also I'm by no means a professional chef, and I would not consider myself good at cooking, but come on, this is basic, basic shit.

 

[John Daker]

It should work, here's the link again.

Try again, bitch. Still doesn't work.

 

[ASU]

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

Your new shitposting technique is going to be exactly as effective as the nursery rhymes were. Which is to say, not at all.

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

appropriate that the thumbnail is basically centered on some dude's cock

 

[John Daker]

So did anonymous get back to you yet, @The_Knight_Rider ?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

nyte ridr is feg tranes r for nurds #fuktranes #skelenetinsumpremisee #fukobeme

 

[ASU]

So did anonymous get back to you yet, @The_Knight_Rider ?

They've made a few posts on their Facebook group since he contacted them. I can't believe they wouldn't help a True and Honest railfan in his moment of need, which just happened to coincide with the day of the murder of a US State Senator. Anonymous don't care about politics, it's volunteer train line injustice they really focus on.

 

[WireSponge]

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

Why does all of the music your friend uses in his videos suck so much? Also, all of the people you took photos of look like they want you to leave them alone.

It looks painful to hold a fake smile like that.

This guy seems like he was actually ready to kill you. This man is my new hero. That face is perfect.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

I don't see that guy turning one single wrench on that locomotive. I'm an automotive mechanic, so I'm more of an internal combustion guy, but you'd think the co-project lead would have documented some of the more delicate procedures, perhaps a bolt extraction or helicoil insert, you know, more than just hitting up some metal with a rattle can. Unimpressive.

 

[sugoi-chan]

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

What is the point of posting these videos here? A displays of autistic prowess?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I don't see that guy turning one single wrench on that locomotive. I'm an automotive mechanic, so I'm more of an internal combustion guy, but you'd think the co-project lead would have documented some of the more delicate procedures, perhaps a bolt extraction or helicoil insert, you know, more than just hitting up some metal with a rattle can. Unimpressive.

I watched the video and saw a bunch of dedicated hard working volunteers. And one fat tard spray painting parts and he wasn't even doing that properly.

 

[Adamska]

So I'm back and Len, being the bag of useless and flaccid dicks that he is, decides to prove why he's little more than a welfare leech who refuses jobs and a mentally broken parody of the human form.

Think again ! Here is a copy of Mr. Shaner's Email from the Colebrookdale Railroad.
Not like the people that is railroading Mr. Shaner, Mr. Shaner is honest.
This Email is from Thursday April 2, 2015.
View attachment 33034

Was this before or after you personally violated what this boilerplate told you due to autistic rage and fishing for pity Len?

Here is some cocking lessons for you all.

It should work, here's the link again.

PROJECT 565, 2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

Len, employing pocket sand is a tactic used to escape from a situation, as our pal @Pocket_Sand! can tell you personally. You don't just stand there and gloat about how people are clearly distracted by it. Doubly so since it's rather simple to either ignore it and mock you, quickly look through them and then mock you, or critique said video in detail while mocking the fact that God personally designed you with a malformed and half-broken brain for personal amusement.

What I'm trying to say is your gimmicks don't work Len, and that you're probably going to jail when the police find that equipment you stole and the tapes upon tapes of children you have filmed.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains
http://www.autismkey.com/trains-and-autism/
http://autism.about.com/b/2013/06/20/does-my-child-with-autism-really-love-trains.htm

Autism Speaks.

And when it does, it sounds just like Len Shaner.

 

[BF 388]

Hey guys, not sure who this Shaner is, but I thought you could use some rollingstock for your new laughingstock.

Choo Choo motherfckers.