Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Intelligent Calcium]

Lmaooo

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He then shared this picture of his wife’s incontinence pads on the back of the toilet that’s less than two feet from the sink and sprays the family’s toothbrushes with poop water several times a day:

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Also WTF with letting your kids sit on a filthy toilet seat then climb into bed in feces-covered PJs. This clan is so fucking gross.

Chris is rapidly becoming my least favourite Chipman. At least Bob's misery only affects himself, Chris posting images of his children between failed begging sessions is beginning to vaguely feel like a ransom note.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I just want to immortalize the perfection of your comment and your avatar/quote:
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That quote could have come from Bob's mouth, I wonder how long after he started living in a basement it took for him to start looking up how much elevators cost.

I had to look it up. $35k-$45k. More than I expected honestly. Blob seems like the kind of guy who would get a chair lift. Cheaper and he doesn't have to stand after the long walk between his couch and the chair.

In your defense, the Arrowverse Constantine seems to be more well known with DC fans than Keanu Reeve's version (also the actor for the Arrowverse Constantine voiced the character in some DC animated movies).

The TV show was pretty good too. English dude who uses his accent to fuck hot american chicks while doing magic.

 

[ditto]

Am I blind or has Kino Robert's latest deleted John Galt moment not been posted yet?

Even John Galt didn't hate regular people and think of them as trash.

Bob only cares about the silly schlocky "Godzilla vs ____" movies

Probably since they're the movies that Bob saw as a kid on MST3k.

Also WTF with letting your kids sit on a filthy toilet seat then climb into bed in feces-covered PJs.

And then posting it on the internet!

Bet Chris and Sarah are the biggest Karens when it comes to policing face masks and such.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn’t Chris quit his steady paying job to become a failing Internet personality no one cares about?

No, he did not quit his job (yet). This is corrected once every 25 pages or so, sorry to those who are bored by the repetition of basic facts.

 

[Foltest]

No, he did not quit his job (yet). This is corrected once every 25 pages or so, sorry to those who are bored by the repetition of basic facts.

I think the reason people ask this question, is that the ebegging from Chris make it look like he has quit his job. That a man who has a fulltime job would beg all the time is so sad and pathetic.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I think the reason people ask this question, is that the ebegging from Chris make it look like he has quit his job. That a man who has a fulltime job would beg all the time is so sad and pathetic.

Its pathetic, alright. But it isn't sad. Its scummy.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Broadcasting, "Check your payment methods!" over twitter, implying all your patrons are deadbeats?

That's some lulzy shit, right there.

 

[Positron]

I don't even know what is an "Arizona Iced Tea" but I have no trouble making my choice.

BTW he has lost another patron; now he has 120 and, assuming all payments come through, $519 per month.

Bobby is murmuring in his sleep, and by murmuring I mean typing nonsense on Twitter.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

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I don't even know what is an "Arizona Iced Tea" but I have no trouble making my choice.

BTW he has lost another patron; now he has 120 and, assuming all payments come through, $519 per month.

Bobby is murmuring in his sleep, and by murmuring I mean typing nonsense on Twitter.
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Cheap, I think about 24 Oz cans that cost a dollar, find them in bodegas across the nation
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I'm somewhat partial to the green tea with honey

 

[TitanWest]

I remember when people actually followed Godwin's Law. Can please we go back to that?

Fuck Godwin. He only applied the law when it came to Conservative issues like abortion, gun control, taxation, etc. When Leftists do it he's all for it. He encouraged people to call Trump and Jair Bolsonaro Nazis and he supports calling ICE detention centers concentration camps.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is visibly resentful that more people aren’t giving him money. WTF, Robert is no longer the easiest Chipman to be disgusted by.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Chris is visibly resentful that more people aren’t giving him money. WTF, Robert is no longer the easiest Chipman to be disgusted by.

He needs his day brightened. Rather than advertise his product or making something that people are interested in though, he goes straight to the heart of the issue. He needs free money now!



Also that copy of The Last Blockbuster DVD continues to gather dust. He’s down another patron, looks like he will never be able to give it away...

 

[A Random]

Can someone check how much help Bob is giving his brother when it comes to advertising?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He needs his day brightened. Rather than advertise his product or making something that people are interested in though, he goes straight to the heart of the issue. He needs free money now!

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Also that copy of The Last Blockbuster DVD continues to gather dust. He’s down another patron, looks like he will never be able to give it away...

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Daily reminder that Bob Chipman is still making thousands of dollars a month on Patreon to sit around raving on the internet.

 

[Pagliacci]

I think the reason people ask this question, is that the ebegging from Chris make it look like he has quit his job. That a man who has a fulltime job would beg all the time is so sad and pathetic.

He did some vlog awhile ago where he brought up his e-begging and his defense was something like "well I mean when I apply for an engineering job I need to negotiate for how much they pay me and this isn't really any different you know". If it's no different does that mean Chris's idea of negotiating a raise is to spam his boss's inbox with emails saying things like "feeling real discouraged by this pay boss" and "if I can reach this income per month I'll be giving away this signed Blockbuster DVD"?

 

[existencialdispointment]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1333119278950846471 (Archive)
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well Bob isn't wrong here, but yes, it applies to most people on there side

 

[DZoomer]

He did some vlog awhile ago where he brought up his e-begging and his defense was something like "well I mean when I apply for an engineering job I need to negotiate for how much they pay me and this isn't really any different you know". If it's no different does that mean Chris's idea of negotiating a raise is to spam his boss's inbox with emails saying things like "feeling real discouraged by this pay boss" and "if I can reach this income per month I'll be giving away this signed Blockbuster DVD"?

Chris: "I've drawn some Smurfs on the wall for you, boss, if you want me to keep doing this for you I'd really appreciate a raise."
Boss: "You're an engineer. Nobody asked for this, what are you doing?"
Chris: "I'm getting really discouraged here, boss, a simple 50 dollar raise would be life-changing."
Boss: "You're cleaning this shit. I hate Smurfs."

 

[BubbleButt]

How hard is it to understand that no one wants to pay for another mediocre middle aged white guy to talk about nothing?

 

[Coccxys]

Chris's idea of negotiating a raise is to spam his boss's inbox with emails saying things like "feeling real discouraged by this pay boss"

You would be surprised with how many inexperienced junior engineers (and probably employees in general) think that is exactly how you negotiate. It gets very tiresome and has lead to me having some very blunt conversations about their actual value that can be summed up as "take it or leave it". When you have someone <2 years out from their degree pointing at the guy with 30 years experience and saying they should be paid the same they need a good dragging back to earth.

 

[Druveer]

Well, sort of kind off. Like the Reeves version it's still not close enough to the comics, since in the comics Constantine was an A-grade douchebag who'd usually use anyone he could just so he'd get away scot-free. Here, they try to play him as the type who does want redemption and get into Heaven to clean away from his sins, while in the comic he hated both Angels and Demons, considering Heaven full of pompous wankers.

I just meant that he was more faithful than the movie, I think the comic book Constantine, especially the older one was probably a bit TOO edgy for NBC.