The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Absolute Brainlet]

1. Darkest Dungeon

3. Dusk

5. Manhunt? Never played it but that sounds familiar.

Condemned!

2 is Terraria, isn't it?

6. Is it The Suffering?

Correct!
Anyway, here's some more:

1. Invade Hell for purely selfish reasons and get an innocent archangel demoted just for trying to stop you.

2. Kill people so hard they turn into books.

3. Walk around a castle and take laudanum while dodging creepy ooga-booga men on a journey to stop your mentor.

4. Don't try to understand, just obey orders. There's nothing to understand; nothing makes any sense.

 

[Syaoran Li]

1. If D. Ray White, Disco Stu, and Isadora Duncan were weebs, this would be the kind of game they'd make

2. We waited nearly fifteen years for THIS?

3. Anyone who says they remember this game never actually played it

4. Celebrity Guest Stars, Bad Language, Drive Thrus

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Ion Fury

Bingo!

Now try this: Gang of mixed race children live down to the worst stereotypes that the inhabitants of their frontier town had of them, and only you can stop them.

EDIT:

2. We waited nearly fifteen years for THIS?

Duke Nukem Forever, isn't it?

 

[Slimy Time]

1) Ninja loses fight, learns new skills to save his lord, may kill him in ending.

2) Ninja loses fight, learns new skills to save his lord, may kill him in ending, except its difficult.

 

[tigergrinder]

1. If D. Ray White, Disco Stu, and Isadora Duncan were weebs, this would be the kind of game they'd make

DDR or Space Channel 5.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

4. Celebrity Guest Stars, Bad Language, Drive Thrus

GTA San Andreas?

 

[Overcast]

Four dudes fight bugs, lizard men and robots.

 

[Kosher Dill]

2. Kill people so hard they turn into books.

Fire Emblem Heroes

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Hellblade?

Nope. Different country and the protagonist is male.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Four dudes fight bugs, lizard men and robots.

EDF! EDF!

 

[CrippleThreat]

1. A dapper Brit solves puzzles.
2. Kid with fake wings kills hellspawns.
3. Another game where it's time to save the world!

 

[Syaoran Li]

1. You're stuck in an old house with your coworkers and you have to get a bunch of keys to get out. Also, your boss is a douchebag.

2. A disgruntled postal worker flips the fuck out in an iconic American city

3. This game has a boat and more twists than Chubby Checker in a blender.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

1. You're stuck in an old house with your coworkers and you have to get a bunch of keys to get out. Also, your boss is a douchebag.

2. A disgruntled postal worker flips the fuck out in an iconic American city

3. This game has a boat and more twists than Chubby Checker in a blender.

1. Resident Evil. I'm amazed no one figured this one out yet.

3. The Return of Obra Dinn? (I might've gotten the title wrong)

 

[Gay_Frog]

2. A disgruntled postal worker flips the fuck out in an iconic American city

Postal 1?

 

[Syaoran Li]

1. Resident Evil. I'm amazed no one figured this one out yet.

3. The Return of Obra Dinn? (I might've gotten the title wrong)

1. Yup.

3. Nope, Metal Gear Solid 2

Postal 1?

2. Fallout: New Vegas

 

[Ginger Piglet]

1. A dapper Brit solves puzzles.

Chzo Mythos (5 Days a Stranger, etc)?

Right, mine: Worst Trans Siberian Railway trip ever.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Chzo Mythos (5 Days a Stranger, etc)?

Nah, it's good ole Professor Layton.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

A famous figure leaves his front door open and you go inside and whip him until he's dead.

 

[Gutpuke]

PETA tries to conquer the world.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A famous figure leaves his front door open and you go inside and whip him until he's dead.

Castlevania

Summon monsters by shooting yourself in the head