Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
@Goldaor . Lucas's Facebook statuses are hilarious when Sophie reads them. She has an enthusiasm in her voice that really makes them. Also, this Autumn girl, Lucas still has never talked to her on the phone? If so, Lord have mercy! The things he was saying to her. Asked her to marry him? Fucking hell!

Lucas very obviously wants to do his niece. That is sooo vile and to mention his beautiful niece in those voice messages is creepy as hell. I like how he also mentioned those cows his grandpa owned.

I hope he keeps this nigga stuff up. ACAB will never let him in then.
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Weekly Wern is over but I'll keep dumping the interesting voice messages here.
 
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I hope the woman hears about/sees the video of the filthy Freak pissing all over the toilet and her mopped floor. Next he'll be pissing in their kitchen sink.

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We're all just going to overlook that "washing his hands" like the hygienic person he claims to be was basically...running them under water for two seconds, huh?

I mean, I'm not the least bit surprised but goddamn, ew.

Might as well add hygienic to the list of big boy words Lucas doesn't understand.
 
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WonderWino said:
So...what you're saying is.....lucas is the nightmare on elm street

Thats strangely appropriate

That said this whole housing situation is sketchy as fuck. First, who in their right mind would let lucas anywhere near a woman they were living with? Second, he was inquiring about housing as recently as yesterday and lost his shit when he didn't get it....so how exactly did this situation even happen and why was he looking for housing elsewhere? I mean given his mooching ways you'd think he would be eager to stay, especially if there is a woman involved. Speaking of which, there is no way in hell lucas sniffing some womans deodorant is going to end well for him. If he is doing that he is doing or attempting to do other creepy things in the house. He will get caught doing stuff before too long and that should lead to quite the scene. Also, what kind of flophouse is this that they do laundry in the tub? That will only make the clothes dirtier and reek more

I am going to laugh my ass off until I bust a lung if lucas managed to weasel himself into this shithole place and end up creeping on the woman to the point that she physically assaults him, has him arrested or metoo's his ass for being a creeper

If he is willing to piss on video how long is it going to be before we get a video with him shitting. That will be a horrifying day, and one that will be recorded forever in the annals of wernology



Gee, I wonder what his mother would have to say about THAT statement. Totally not a creepy incest loving pedo at all

and for a guy who has already admitted he's on an order prohibiting him from drinking or doing drugs he sure goes out of his way to make sure everyone knows hes doing it
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Not only is he going to shit on video but he’s going to show it to us
 
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klickitat said:
We're all just going to overlook that "washing his hands" like the hygienic person he claims to be was basically...running them under water for two seconds, huh?

I mean, I'm not the least bit surprised but goddamn, ew.

Might as well add hygienic to the list of big boy words Lucas doesn't understand.
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I keep thinking back to the catfish (house with 4 college age girls) He volunteered to cook for them. Wonder if he'll be doing any cooking at the place he's "couch surfing" at.
 
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mothman96 said:
I keep thinking back to the catfish (house with 4 college age girls) He volunteered to cook for them. Wonder if he'll be doing any cooking at the place he's "couch surfing" at.
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If he can't breed with his zoomer bae queefy bae qween he can at least colonize her with his telomere rich germs and have them invade her cells. His wernlings will replicate using her cells and spread to everyone and everything she touches, which is strangely fitting considering he is practically on the level of bacteria and germs himself
 
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VoidFace said:
There is no chance, whatsoever, he isn’t drunk in those voice messages. If he was sober: I’ll eat my hat. If he was sober I’ll give him a woman out of my private collection and stop being a greedy agephobe.

Edit: HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

I’m done. I’m out. Between this and the pissing, I literally can’t anymore
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Do we know how old the niece is? If she's a minor, her parents should take out a restraining order. If she's not a minor, she should. Or something . I don't know. It's just so fucked up.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
Do we know how old the niece is? If she's a minor, her parents should take out a restraining order. If she's not a minor, she should. Or something . I don't know. It's just so fucked up.
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I don't think shes a minor now but she certainly was when lucas first started saying creepy things about her and it goes without saying that those attitudes certainly existed when he she was a minor - which is why it still skeevs me out that his parents literally sent him a pic of her playing one of his schizo games and acting like she was having fun. They know fucking well what he is and what kinds of things he has said about her, doing shit like that is tacitly accepting that behavior and outright encouraging him by reinforcing his belief that hes not doing anything wrong
 
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klickitat said:
We're all just going to overlook that "washing his hands" like the hygienic person he claims to be was basically...running them under water for two seconds, huh?

I mean, I'm not the least bit surprised but goddamn, ew.

Might as well add hygienic to the list of big boy words Lucas doesn't understand.
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Those hands look like they haven't seen soap since they made him wash em at his McDonald's job in the 90's.

Getting fisted with those hands won't just give you a yeast infection, you'll wake up in the morning with a whole loaf of bread in there
 
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Goldaor said:
View attachment 1758251Weekly Wern 4 is out, it contains exclusive content such as all the voice messages he keeps spamming the Spokane girl and the text convo with the troll. It's the last one too.
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I have to say there is not much in the weekly wern we aren’t familiar with, but seeing all of Lucas’ madness timestamped and laid out like that really drives home just how fucking manic he is. It’s a little too real seeing it plotted out on a timeline like that, minute by minute. One moment he is discussing his board game, the next he is screaming about covid fucking to an audience of no one.

I swear I’ve been following Wern over a year and a half and he never gets stale. It’s really quite an accomplishment.
 
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Krathnami said:
Not only is he going to shit on video but he’s going to show it to us
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And we'll watch, reflect and discuss.

moseph.jartelli said:
I’m so bummed he said Coil was one of his favorite bands in his voicemails. I don’t like having that in common with the Wern
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Lucas revealed a lot about his taste in music in his magnum opus, Wound. He doesn't care for rap, or things that people enjoy, and believes that listening to 90's industrial makes him interesting. He has the instincts of a hipster, but none of the knowledge. I think it's funny that he name drops band like Coil, PWEI and NIN. It's like a snap shot of the kind of music a fat nerd would think is cool, circa 1996. Liking Coil didn't impress the girls back then, and doesn't now, but those flatbills with their mainstream music will always smash. Alas.

The music you listened to in high school must make an excellent sound track for creeping on high school girls, two decades later.

For a quick refresher on some of the things that Lucas has said regarding his niece:

 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
New IG vid. He spent tonite with "the trans community" courtesy of isaac, until Lucas's farts scared them off.
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Oh, he and Isaac is his friend again. Two days ago he hated Isaac for using him.

He's also back in a motel, I guess.

I love how it was, "we bought Mexican food--well, I did."

It's so amazing how he has no pattern recognition and wtf is, "He was gonna pick up two chicks but he picked up two trans", Lucas?

He "met the trans community"...and why does he think it's funny that he drove people out with farts? There is no way he's sober.

"LGBTQ trans community", dude, what do you think the T stands for?
 
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klickitat said:
Oh, he and Isaac is his friend again. Two days ago he hated Isaac for using him.

He's also back in a motel, I guess.

I love how it was, "we bought Mexican food--well, I did."

It's so amazing how he has no pattern recognition and wtf is, "He was gonna pick up two chicks but he picked up two trans", Lucas?

He "met the trans community"...and why does he think it's funny that he drove people out with farts? There is no way he's sober.

"LGBTQ trans community", dude, what do you think the T stands for?
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It’s December 1 tomorrow. Of course Isaac is his friend again- Isaac is homeless, not stupid.
 
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