"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Xarpho]

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That's the Antifa A Team from Portland. They were in the Portland suburb of Vancouver, Washington yesterday.

They look like tards that got mainstreamed instead of the full special education experience.

Are they auditioning to be the bad guys of an early level of a video game? They have my nod.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil has always been afraid of doing drugs of any kind.

Meth recently got decriminalized in Portland, he wouldn't even be breaking the law if he did it

 

[The Dude]

Meth recently got decriminalized in Portland, he wouldn't even be breaking the law if he did it

Cannabis has been legal there for a few years now, right? Yet he's still too much of a pussy to even smoke a little grass. Some "crime minister". Remember when he tried to impress everyone by taking up vaping, vilmed himself "vaping" where he drew a tiny amount into his mouth without inhaling, then nearly choked to death coughing? That shit was hilarious, and so indicative of his failures in life. He fails at everything he tries to do.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Maybe he should start with some cbd gummies <3

 

[The Dude]

Maybe he should start with some cbd gummies <3

Woah there, fam! Slow your roll! That's a little too hardcore, don't you think? Wouldn't it be better if Phil started his adventures in getting high with something a little less extreme? Like maybe Flintstones Chewable Vitamins? Actually, on second thought, Phil's system would likely suffer a lethal shock if he were to finally give it something healthy like that.

Then again, Phil could always totally own us and show us what fearless badass he is by going straight to mainlining heroin. It would really put us in our place.

 

[treblehunter98]

Wouldn't it be better if Phil started his adventures in getting high with something a little less extreme? Like maybe Flintstones Chewable Vitamins?

I wouldn't trust phil with those, there's the risk that his fat ass overindulges with them and gets into hypervitaminosis.

 

[Monolith]

Then again, Phil could always totally own us and show us what fearless badass he is by going straight to mainlining heroin. It would really put us in our place.

Into his dick, assuming he still has one.

 

[CatParty]

Okay Andy Faux, I like you now.

I would’ve went with Andy? No. Yours is better lol

 

[TurdFondler]

Didn't Mr. Isabel post about smoking weed when he was still living with slingblade?

 

[AltisticRight]

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Phil bouncing and squeaking over his inability to maintain OPSEC. He doesn’t realize he’s made antifa look more retarded than usual.

What's with these disgusting lefties and their obsession with China?
- China isn't communist, China is full blown capitalist with aspects of the market arguably freer (less regulated)
- Mainstream Media is state owned
- Alt-media is expected to abide by codes of "ethics" or they will get into trouble
- Soft anti-miscegenation laws exist, basically discouraging the idea of Hans marrying minorities, goes in contrary to these faggots and their free love beliefs.
- Heavy control on speech, 99% of what these fucktards spout would be either frowned upon by the general public or get them into trouble
- Most aren't fans of Muslims or BLM
- During the Hu era, China's market approach was Laissez-faire, as far right as fucking Pinochet. Xi is more of a centrist, the only leftie brought a famine and a massive ego trip, killing millions.

Absolutely nothing about China should resonate with these retarded lefties at all. Some right wing MAGApede will find more in common with China, such as dissing section 230 and overt nationalism. I've lived there for half a decade, I know a thing or two more than these retarded lefties.

Imagine a Viet twink being the big bad fashie these larpy communist revolutionaries faggots want to target. What is MLM anyway? Maggot lives matter?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

WOW! Innovative. How, exactly, does an all-holds-barred match work?
does everyone just get a non-participation medal?

Ladies, gentlemen, otherkin, headmates, non-orthogonally-oriented individual and/or collective personal entities...I believe we may be approaching peak snowflake

 

[The Final Troondown]

What's with these disgusting lefties and their obsession with China?
- China isn't communist, China is full blown capitalist with aspects of the market arguably freer (less regulated)
- Mainstream Media is state owned
- Alt-media is expected to abide by codes of "ethics" or they will get into trouble
- Soft anti-miscegenation laws exist, basically discouraging the idea of Hans marrying minorities, goes in contrary to these faggots and their free love beliefs.
- Heavy control on speech, 99% of what these fucktards spout would be either frowned upon by the general public or get them into trouble
- Most aren't fans of Muslims or BLM
- During the Hu era, China's market approach was Laissez-faire, as far right as fucking Pinochet. Xi is more of a centrist, the only leftie brought a famine and a massive ego trip, killing millions.

Absolutely nothing about China should resonate with these retarded lefties at all. Some right wing MAGApede will find more in common with China, such as dissing section 230 and overt nationalism. I've lived there for half a decade, I know a thing or two more than these retarded lefties.

Imagine a Viet twink being the big bad fashie these larpy communist revolutionaries faggots want to target. What is MLM anyway? Maggot lives matter?

it’s just contrarianism

America is bad and Americans generally look down on China and the CCP so they must be good
It’s like when teenagers become satanists to scare their fundie parents

 

[Grand Fucktard]

it’s just contrarianism

America is bad and Americans generally look down on China and the CCP so they must be good
It’s like when teenagers become satanists to scare their fundie parents

But Mom!!! ALL the non-conformists are doing it!!!

Communist Twittertopia (Australatina's neighbor?) is a strange system : pretty much the entire output of the "proletariat" is mostly-shitty drawings and primitive videogames (without the technical challenges of back in the day)
they never seem to get around to..oh just for starters
food
construction
mining
PROVIDING medical care
sewage treatment
water
power (the electrical kind..pretty sure you can't run a microwave on trans-feminist justice)
firefighting

ooh, sorry, scratch that last one..minimum fitness requirements - muh self-diagnosed 'myalgia

La Zorra was an object lesson in what happens to lolcow-collectivist labor practices IRL
they made a documentary about it :

Afroman - Because I Got High (Official Video)

Music video by Afroman performing Because I Got High. (C) 2001 Universal Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc. #Afroman #BecauseIGotHigh #Vevo

www.youtube.com

 

[muh_moobs]

I love Phil in all his starchy glory and his mongoloid scribbles being reported on in a serious manner, it makes it even funnier.

There's nothing serious about this. Ngo clearly didn't do his research since he failed to mention Phil's several JULAY awards!

This is what passed for "journalism".

Phil will always be someone's useful idiot since he's too dumb to realize the ruse.

C'mon. Phil'll never be a USEFUL idiot. If people could use him to achieve their goals he wouldn't be a pariah in every community he's ever tried to bull rush his way into.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Woah there, fam! Slow your roll! That's a little too hardcore, don't you think? Wouldn't it be better if Phil started his adventures in getting high with something a little less extreme? Like maybe Flintstones Chewable Vitamins? Actually, on second thought, Phil's system would likely suffer a lethal shock if he were to finally give it something healthy like that.

Then again, Phil could always totally own us and show us what fearless badass he is by going straight to mainlining heroin. It would really put us in our place.

Given that Russell Greer has mentioned getting high off B vitamins before, and both Phil and Russ are autistic morons with really shitty diets, it might actually work. Phil just has to stop himself from eating all of them in one sitting because they taste good, like a sheep eating until it bloats and dies, except that it's the iron in the vitamins reacting with your stomach acid that makes a hole in your stomach instead of bloating till it bursts. On second thought, Phil is as a dumb as a sheep so he shouldn't try it because it's too dangerous.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Woah there, fam! Slow your roll! That's a little too hardcore, don't you think? Wouldn't it be better if Phil started his adventures in getting high with something a little less extreme? Like maybe Flintstones Chewable Vitamins? Actually, on second thought, Phil's system would likely suffer a lethal shock if he were to finally give it something healthy like that.

Then again, Phil could always totally own us and show us what fearless badass he is by going straight to mainlining heroin. It would really put us in our place.

He could save a lot and recycle his Artisan Vegan Pizza all while getting high if he took up Jenkem.

 

[Optimus Prime]

La Zorra was an object lesson in what happens to lolcow-collectivist labor practices IRL

A small part of me is still disappointed that Phil didn't end up dropping everything and somehow getting his ass to that doomed-to-fail glorified work colony.

He could save a lot and recycle his Artisan Vegan Pizza all while getting high if he took up Jenkem.

THE SPIRIT OF TYCE LIVES ON

 

[Bogliacci]

I want to see bidens admin reign in antifa since they won the election, and for phil to get a taste of that lmao

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Here's a thought;
What are the odds Spudz Delici dies of a bacterial infection from constantly wearing that gas mask? All that sweat, breath vapor and general Phil funk getting trapped on the inner walls and in the valves can't be good for human life, and you know he doesn't clean that thing.

 

[The Dude]

Here's a thought;
What are the odds Spudz Delici dies of a bacterial infection from constantly wearing that gas mask? All that sweat, breath vapor and general Phil funk getting trapped on the inner walls and in the valves can't be good for human life, and you know he doesn't clean that thing.

Phil took the "Retard Luck" perk when rolling his stats for his Ain't-ifa LARP character sheet. However, he missed the part where it gives him a 99.9% failure rate on all skill checks, speech checks, charisma checks, and intimidation and combat rolls.