🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Does anyone know what Godwinson meant by this?

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Gregg Turkington said:
Does anyone know what Godwinson meant by this?

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Fuentes recently streamed after one of his speeches where he denounced bad optics. He lists "fedposters" as bad optics, as per usual, but also something to the effect of 'these guys that show up with their livestreams' who are just there to party and to grift. Obviously talking about Ralph and Baked showing up fat, drunk, and with an attitude that kills the image of these rallies being serious. Nick clearly wants this to be taken seriously, but the zcelebs are making it look like HWNDU.
 
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Holy shit, Ralph is fucking disgusting. Why the fuck would he do IRL streaming ? Nobody wants to stare at that ugly shit for 2+ hours, good fucking lord. Like that goes beyond fat, its obesity at this point.

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DSP general has over 5000 6000 plus some threads like Dobson have old closed threads that could put them over Ralphs. This is not including A&H threads that I think there is one or two longer.
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DSP is actually the avatar of the Demi-Urge. He is blessed by the blind, mad God so us mere mortals must chronicle his existence.

Ralph is just a decaying fat alcoholic whose liver is probably ripping itself apart.
 
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Let's see, not long after @Elric of Melnibone spills that Faith left Ralph and Vickers posts briefly on FB that he is grateful to have his daughter safe back home, then two things happen:
1.-A new Faith twitter account pops up
2.-"Faith" starts donating to Ralph while live on stream

For the first one, I do think that it was likely her account when it was still active, tweeting about bullshit charities and Buffy references, saying she was "better" and that her parents helped her when she "didn't deserve it", all this while ignoring almost every post making fun of her (or linking the sex tape), but not blocking anyone.
The account closes after a day or so, people were replying to every single tweet making fun of her and talking about the gunt. As far as I know the only thing that was addressed was the tweet about eating lobster mac and cheese, to which she replied with a failed joke about being chicken salad kind of girl.
The account was followed by Ralph and all of his capos, when he mentioned the account on stream he gave the wrong handle (he said it was FaiFaisPlace which was her tee spring shop instead).

She never mentioned still being together with Ralph or going back to Ralph.
She did tweet about having bad taste in men (or was it exes?), about her patience running out, laughing that she would take a paternity test any day after Pantsu's "joke", and her last tweet saying that alcohol sucks.
Most of these could be seen to be digs at Ralph depending on what you believe.

Then, there's the Fai Fai donations. I don't think the account was real, I do think that Faith and Ralph still have some type of contact (remember Ralph screaming to Pantsu about "visitation" being fucked because she lost her wallet with his card in it) but it doesn't seem to be a full on relationship anymore.
One of the first donations saying "wish I could have gone to Phoenix" makes it seem like the person posting wanted to keep the front that Faith was at home waiting for Ralph but were made aware that everyone knew she was not there so they then mentioned that "different talks need to happen while [Faith's] been gone".

An emotionally unstable and pregnant 19 year old would probably not be handling Ralph lusting openly after women on stream this well, it makes sense that she got frustrated and annoyed at people laughing at her while Ralph is with other women so she closed down the twitter account, it does not make sense that she would just be "lol Pantsu is an employee lol" after the whole bikini thing, them holding hands, etc.

The account was created during Faith's first stay with Ralph (after she had been on the karaoke stream and most people following Ralph were aware who she was). She still had her phone at this point so she would have had access to any account that she created prior to moving in with Ralph, it was not created after her father took her phone.
So why would she create an account around this time? Why would she follow Josh, PPP, etc.?
It seems more likely that it is someone either trying to make Ralph look good or trick him into thinking it is faith (which Ralph either did or went along with to avoid more questions).
Whoever it was even tried to cover for Ralph hyping up the gender reveal and then pretending like it never happened by saying it was pushed to next week.

Then there is also the whole matter of why would Faith spend money on superchats to communicate with Ralph? To make Ralph look good obviously, it's just weird. The only thing I have no idea about is the profile picture, I don't know if it's an old/new picture, if it's available on FB, etc. I guess that might help decide if it was real or not.

Anyway, enough autism. Maybe I'm wrong and Faith is so fucked in the head that she is actually still with Ralph and is just fleecing her parents (I hope not Vickers, otherwise you deserve it at this point for taking her back in), it wouldn't be surprising at this point either, and to be honest I don't know what's a worst punishment for someone like Ralph, to not have contact with his child or to actually have to live with it and Faith.
 
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Ralph IRL is some of the funniest shit we’ve seen for a while. Just watching this troll-like manlet walking amongst normal folks spouting off about null’s penis is pure gold.
While we reap the yucks, I have a feeling this will end in tears for him, sooner or later he’s going to end up getting his ass kicked, locked up, or both. He’s a belligerent little drunk who spouts off before thinking and treats people like shit.
If he had any friends, they would at least try to talk him out of doing any more of this irl crap, it never looks good and there is way too much potential for disaster.
 
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I think you're right. Faith has left Ralph and is at home with her parents. Got bored, opened a twitter and closed it after getting ripped.

The Fai Fai lemonchats to Ralph on the stream are definitely fake, I'd say they're one of the capos or Gator just donating shit for laughs
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Let's see, not long after @Elric of Melnibone spills that Faith left Ralph and Vickers posts briefly on FB that he is grateful to have his daughter safe back home, then two things happen:
1.-A new Faith twitter account pops up
2.-"Faith" starts donating to Ralph while live on stream

For the first one, I do think that it was likely her account when it was still active, tweeting about bullshit charities and Buffy references, saying she was "better" and that her parents helped her when she "didn't deserve it", all this while ignoring almost every post making fun of her (or linking the sex tape), but not blocking anyone.
The account closes after a day or so, people were replying to every single tweet making fun of her and talking about the gunt. As far as I know the only thing that was addressed was the tweet about eating lobster mac and cheese, to which she replied with a failed joke about being chicken salad kind of girl.
The account was followed by Ralph and all of his capos, when he mentioned the account on stream he gave the wrong handle (he said it was FaiFaisPlace which was her tee spring shop instead).

She never mentioned still being together with Ralph or going back to Ralph.
She did tweet about having bad taste in men (or was it exes?), about her patience running out, laughing that she would take a paternity test any day after Pantsu's "joke", and her last tweet saying that alcohol sucks.
Most of these could be seen to be digs at Ralph depending on what you believe.

Then, there's the Fai Fai donations. I don't think the account was real, I do think that Faith and Ralph still have some type of contact (remember Ralph screaming to Pantsu about "visitation" being fucked because she lost her wallet with his card in it) but it doesn't seem to be a full on relationship anymore.
One of the first donations saying "wish I could have gone to Phoenix" makes it seem like the person posting wanted to keep the front that Faith was at home waiting for Ralph but were made aware that everyone knew she was not there so they then mentioned that "different talks need to happen while [Faith's] been gone".

An emotionally unstable and pregnant 19 year old would probably not be handling Ralph lusting openly after women on stream this well, it makes sense that she got frustrated and annoyed at people laughing at her while Ralph is with other women so she closed down the twitter account, it does not make sense that she would just be "lol Pantsu is an employee lol" after the whole bikini thing, them holding hands, etc.

The account was created during Faith's first stay with Ralph (after she had been on the karaoke stream and most people following Ralph were aware who she was). She still had her phone at this point so she would have had access to any account that she created prior to moving in with Ralph, it was not created after her father took her phone.
So why would she create an account around this time? Why would she follow Josh, PPP, etc.?
It seems more likely that it is someone either trying to make Ralph look good or trick him into thinking it is faith (which Ralph either did or went along with to avoid more questions).
Whoever it was even tried to cover for Ralph hyping up the gender reveal and then pretending like it never happened by saying it was pushed to next week.

Then there is also the whole matter of why would Faith spend money on superchats to communicate with Ralph? To make Ralph look good obviously, it's just weird. The only thing I have no idea about is the profile picture, I don't know if it's an old/new picture, if it's available on FB, etc. I guess that might help decide if it was real or not.

Anyway, enough autism. Maybe I'm wrong and Faith is so fucked in the head that she is actually still with Ralph and is just fleecing her parents (I hope not Vickers, otherwise you deserve it at this point for taking her back in), it wouldn't be surprising at this point either, and to be honest I don't know what's a worst punishment for someone like Ralph, to not have contact with his child or to actually have to live with it and Faith.
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I know the answers to some of your questions and am working on the rest. Unless something drasticly changes, like it almost did when I thought he was getting arrested, expect a fairly hefty leak by the end of the week. I am not fully in control of the timeing though so bare with me a little if I end up having to delay.

However also remember that I have openly challenged Ralph to own me with Faith on screen in crack shack for gender reveal. And we know he has seen it because he was screen capping posts above and below it, and I know he has seen it because a source confirmed the seethe. Hope yall motherfuckers like corn, we are gonna gave corn bread, corn on the cob, corn nuggets, cream style corn, corn dogs, cornucopia, candy corn, you name it. Ralph will not be able to hide anymore once I pull the curtain down.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
I know the answers to some of your questions and am working on the rest. Unless something drasticly changes, like it almost did when I thought he was getting arrested, expect a fairly hefty leak by the end of the week. I am not fully in control of the timeing though so bare with me a little if I end up having to delay.

However also remember that I have openly challenged Ralph to own me with Faith on screen in crack shack for gender reveal. And we know he has seen it because he was screen capping posts above and below it, and I know he has seen it because a source confirmed the seethe. Hope yall motherfuckers like corn, we are gonna gave corn bread, corn on the cob, corn nuggets, cream style corn, corn dogs, cornucopia, candy corn, you name it. Ralph will not be able to hide anymore once I pull the curtain down.
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Ill take a big ole bowl of cream corn and a few ears. Gonna roast em over the fire that is gunts life. Its gonna be a tasty winter.
 
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