🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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footage from earlier different angle, Ethan getting btfo by Woozuh:
https://streamable.com/6rhmy5
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Ethan has achieved what I call Sweatpants Fat. When you're so fat that elastic is really the only way to keep your pants up. I bet he has to hike that waistband all the way up over his bellybutton. No way he can still wash under the folds. Even if he could, his sweat would still get stuck there and stink up regardless. He must stink to high heaven. A body that only the Baron Harkonnen could appreciate.
 
you can be a morally good person without following a religion. if nick was so strong in his faith, he wouldn't be a lawyer or atleast, not a very good one.
Your focusing on the christian part a bit much.
What im saying is that Nick isnt a moral person or good person, he doesnt care about you god, anime, Vic or anything else its all about the money and thats fine. But then he shouldn´t talk about being for whats good and whats right when its all just an means to a end. A lot of spergs in weebwars still believe that they are fighting the good fight against evil.
How can you as a normal person remain friends with Ethan or Dick? Like seriously hes gonna hang out with them in tampa are they gonna discuss the merits of lolicon? How its based and redpilled? How its chad to abduct 18 year olds and plie them with alcohol and fuck until pregnant?
The chad streak continues for ol' Ethan Ralph
Why are all short dudes so fucking insecure? What is it with the camera and faux confidence its almost as good as liqour.
 
He's really starting to develop those Boogie2988 side moobs now.
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Should just refer to Ralph as Ralph2988 at this point.

Do you think we will ever get a crossover between these two lolcows? Maybe Ralph can join Boogie on his travel vlog and they can IRL livestream themselves eating together at various destinations. Another option would be them both doing "The Biggest Loser" together, but they both gain weight by the end of the challenge.
 
There we go ladies and gentlemen Riketa confirms what we all knew. That hes fine with all of the horrible shit Ralph is doing as long as he doesnt touch the money. Hes fine with the impregnating an 18 year old girl stealing her away from her parents. Hes fine with revenge porn.
Hes fine with dickmastersons underage parties where he plays matchmaker with ecelebs. Hes fine with Dicks pedo defending on twitter.
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Riketa the so called "christian". So the next time Riekta makes a moral complaint about one of his enmies tell him to shut the fuck up cause his friends are way worse. @Spectre_06 Ban anyone talking about Ethan in the chat!
You mean the liar snake-man, his gyppo chest tattoo wife and their retained cucking mandingo don't actually have any scruples or values????

Say it ain't so!!! I liked you Rekieta!!! I liked you cause your totally real affinity for nerd culture shit that you didn't own any of before your retarded weeb fans sent you some made me feel like not such a loser! boooooooo hiss boooooooo!
 
How can you as a normal person remain friends with Ethan or Dick? Like seriously hes gonna hang out with them in tampa are they gonna discuss the merits of lolicon? How its based and redpilled?
Why are you asking me this? Im not on nicks side and not naive enough to think his an ally of justice. Im not part of weeb wars and they are fools to think otherwise.
 
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A crowd of people holding their Smartphones on sticks in each others faces. what has the world become?
Selfie sticks are the single worst invention of mankind. The inventor and all its users should be tossed in a plane turbine.

Fuentes recently streamed after one of his speeches where he denounced bad optics. He lists "fedposters" as bad optics, as per usual, but also something to the effect of 'these guys that show up with their livestreams' who are just there to party and to grift. Obviously talking about Ralph and Baked showing up fat, drunk, and with an attitude that kills the image of these rallies being serious. Nick clearly wants this to be taken seriously, but the zcelebs are making it look like HWNDU.
Understandable, because no one will see Nick since Ralph is so fucking fat, he brings a solar eclipse while being 5'1 and 500 lbs.

Since he has beaten MovieBob by now, does Ralph now have the longest thread on KF?
Not on KF, the election thread is way longer, and full of retards. This thread is quality compared to that. This thread is longer than a subforum or two, combined individually. This thread is however by far the longest on this board.
1. Gunt, 3322 pages and increasing, just like his size and meal portions.
2. Carl of Applebees, 1055
3. Boogie, 961
4. Jim, 842
5. Dax the diddler, 626
6. June/wigoncuck, 406
7. Projared, 392
Basically, if you add up 2-5, you get 3484, just 264 more pages. It's only going to take another somewhat major fuckup for this thread to surpass 3500 in like a day, or give it a month to occur naturally.
 
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Why are all short dudes so fucking insecure?
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Ethan has achieved what I call Sweatpants Fat. When you're so fat that elastic is really the only way to keep your pants up. I bet he has to hike that waistband all the way up over his bellybutton. No way he can still wash under the folds. Even if he could, his sweat would still get stuck there and stink up regardless. He must stink to high heaven. A body that only the Baron Harkonnen could appreciate.

All that's left would be to develop a proclivity for little boys and the analogy would be perfect.
 
Basically, if you add up 2-5, you get 3484, just 264 more pages. It's only going to take another somewhat major fuckup for this thread to surpass 3500.

I think it might wrap up near that length by the end of the year. Between remaining discussion about this irl shit, Road Rage: Tampa, and some cruelty directed towards Ralph's lonely, poverty stricken Christmas, I could see upwards 3400 by the end of the year.
 
I think it might wrap up near that length by the end of the year. Between remaining discussion about this irl shit, Road Rage: Tampa, and some cruelty directed towards Ralph's lonely, poverty stricken Christmas, I could see upwards 3400 by the end of the year.
It seems like every time he does an IRL stream, the thread balloons by 10 to 20 pages over night. If he keeps acting like a weapons grade fuckup, we might get to page 3400 by Christmas, especially if there are any juicy Childbride leaks.
 
That's some Chantal level cope right there. Gunt you're a fucking deathfat and everyone knows it
Does he think publicly eating a few leaves drowned in pure fat somehow makes him less visibly obese? And yes, he's pretty much a male fat chick. What a fat fuck.
I think it might wrap up near that length by the end of the year. Between remaining discussion about this irl shit, Road Rage: Tampa, and some cruelty directed towards Ralph's lonely, poverty stricken Christmas, I could see upwards 3400 by the end of the year.
And then another brief burst as he dies of a heart attack or cirrhosis, and the thread gets locked and given an "Inactive" tag.
 
Does he think publicly eating a few leaves drowned in pure fat somehow makes him less visibly obese? And yes, he's pretty much a male fat chick. What a fat fuck.

And then another brief burst as he dies of a heart attack or cirrhosis, and the thread gets locked and given an "Inactive" tag.
Someone said he's a fat black woman trapped in the body of a redneck.
Pretty accurate.
 
I think it might wrap up near that length by the end of the year. Between remaining discussion about this irl shit, Road Rage: Tampa, and some cruelty directed towards Ralph's lonely, poverty stricken Christmas, I could see upwards 3400 by the end of the year.
I put lemons on 4,000 pages by the time the clock strikes midnight on New Years Eve.
 
Someone said he's a fat black woman trapped in the body of a redneck.
Pretty accurate.
I didn't really understand the concept of a wignat before I saw Ralph in the "streamer house" full of subhuman apes, purportedly right wing and against degeneracy, chimping out in a drug frenzy and moaning about persecution by the cops when their degenerate behavior was fucking up the neighborhood, lowering property values, and forcing the landlord to evict, in the space of HOURS. Literal wigger nationalists.
 
I didn't really understand the concept of a wignat before I saw Ralph in the "streamer house" full of subhuman apes, purportedly right wing and against degeneracy, chimping out in a drug frenzy and moaning about persecution by the cops when their degenerate behavior was fucking up the neighborhood, lowering property values, and forcing the landlord to evict, in the space of HOURS. Literal wigger nationalists.
And yet they wonder why Trump lost.
 
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