🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AnOminous]

Is it really a fight if you just keep dancing around him until he collapses

I mean really if you were 'fighting' Ralph and refused to get close how long do you think he could physically keep trying to reach you? 2 minutes? 3? 5, maybe?

We've seen him on stream. He can barely walk 100 feet before he's gasping and has to stop. I'd say literally hold him back and let him swing for 30-40 seconds and he's done and you can just unload on him. I think his main hope would be a full-on gunt attack where he just charges you. If he got you down you'd possibly be in trouble.

 

[draggs]

We've seen him on stream. He can barely walk 100 feet before he's gasping and has to stop. I'd say literally hold him back and let him swing for 30-40 seconds and he's done and you can just unload on him. I think his main hope would be a full-on gunt attack where he just charges you. If he got you down you'd possibly be in trouble.

Well yeah, getting 375 pounds taking you down to the ground with 275 of it being gunt coming down right on your own chest/stomach would not be good

I'm probably overthinking this, keep getting behind him and rabbit punch. Doubt he can move anywhere near fast enough to prevent it

No see, he won't fall over. This man has had enough liquor in his veins to kill a hippo and has remained standing sort of.

More importantly you have to actively beat him because if he just falls over he'll say shit like, "THAT ALAWG JUS RAN FROM ME GAYTOR! HE KNEW I WOULA BEAT HIS ASS! HAHA" So you have to bloody him.

Only if he survives the heart attack and acute diabetic shock

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Alright @theralph I know you are reading this thread frequently, I know gator and your jannies and guntguard are reading too. We all know that. Lets cut the shit. You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking pig headed degenerate and we both know that. So why not log back in to your broke dick farms account and defend yourself? What kind of coward are you? Other kiwi's think I am making this shit up but you know im not. You know full fucking well im not fabricating a god damned thing.

Why are you so much of a pussy that you cand waddle your fat ass 3 fucking steps through the filth of your disgusting room. . . oh Im sorry, "studio", and sit your fat t rex armed fat body in that chinese knock off gamer word chair and logging in to own me. You can come clean right here right now, you can drop your own shit and play it off as a ralphachad move.

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.

 

[Vetti]

How long are those t-rex arms?

Too short to box with God.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ralph and Faith break up publicly, but he blackmails Faith into silence.

I think she holds more power with the revenge porn angle.

Alright @theralph I know you are reading this thread frequently, I know gator and your jannies and guntguard are reading too. We all know that. Lets cut the shit. You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking pig headed degenerate and we both know that. So why not log back in to your broke dick farms account and defend yourself? What kind of coward are you? Other kiwi's think I am making this shit up but you know im not. You know full fucking well im not fabricating a god damned thing.

Why are you so much of a pussy that you cand waddle your fat ass 3 fucking steps through the filth of your disgusting room. . . oh Im sorry, "studio", and sit your fat t rex armed fat body in that chinese knock off gamer word chair and logging in to own me. You can come clean right here right now, you can drop your own shit and play it off as a ralphachad move.

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.

 

[PhoBingas]

That god damn Ethan Ralph DDoSing us with his mother's stolen tugboat!
Does anyone know if there's going to be a stream tonight? Or is he still in recovery mode?

 

[MeltyTW]

I'd prefer not touching him at all and letting his own gunt squashed lungs, diaphragm, vascular system etc. do the damage to themselves through overstraining via simple exertion. Hitting him a few times probably would be necessary though

gunt and corona squashed lungs

i love that even when ralph can cobble an above meager lemon total with bots shills and friends cycling lemons like bibble and warski something like faith reminding us all his money goes to her happens him, he just keeps being completely emasculated being reduced to faith's paypig, alice's meal ticket (with faith making ralph pretend their still dating likely hampering any attempt to get with someone like alice who apparently hates cheaters) and nora's childhood mistake.

the world itself really does hate this little loud mouthed midget.

and for people saying ralph wont pay faith remember that his wigger bravado is a front online, if he met even ade or josh irl hed be a lot more reserved. hell pay faith or faith will come on the kiwifarms or get her dad angry enough to torment the gunt unfettered or release more embarrassing details like her not being with ralph anymore. gunt is completely fucked and he knows it, hell whimper and be a good cuck for faith. hell she might have even told them theyre still together solely to prevent him from getting more thumb action

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Alright @theralph I know you are reading this thread frequently, I know gator and your jannies and guntguard are reading too. We all know that. Lets cut the shit. You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking pig headed degenerate and we both know that. So why not log back in to your broke dick farms account and defend yourself? What kind of coward are you? Other kiwi's think I am making this shit up but you know im not. You know full fucking well im not fabricating a god damned thing.

Why are you so much of a pussy that you cand waddle your fat ass 3 fucking steps through the filth of your disgusting room. . . oh Im sorry, "studio", and sit your fat t rex armed fat body in that chinese knock off gamer word chair and logging in to own me. You can come clean right here right now, you can drop your own shit and play it off as a ralphachad move.

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.

Post proof or stop posting, you are trying to own epic style a complete loser by posting cringe after cringe and promising big stuff but never delivering.
Not long ago the same gay nonsense happened with DSP where some absolute faggots were making sure fun stuff didn't "leak" so they could make DSP confess to playing some mobile game.
The more cringeposts you make the more I think you're just a dumb roleplayer. kys

 

[greadered]

ralphs new (now ex?) gf looks like the kid from the wonder years

is he gunting the underaged kid from capt contents rv now?

 

[MeltyTW]

Post proof or stop posting, you are trying to own epic style a complete loser by posting cringe after cringe and promising big stuff but never delivering.
Not long ago the same gay nonsense happened with DSP where some absolute faggots were making sure fun stuff didn't "leak" so they could make DSP confess to playing some mobile game.
The more cringeposts you make the more I think you're just a dumb roleplayer. kys

he leaked ralphs phone number and info that turned out to be true though,

ralphs new (now ex?) gf looks like the kid from the wonder years
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is he gunting the underaged kid from baked alaskas rv now?

he tried to, had to pretend faith was gf when she donated to him to get it read and alice according to her hates cheaters, pantsu apparently was disgusted with him to ade and seems to not respect him but dont know she fucked digi and likes kids so eh. really hard to tell with crazy women because theyll change their minds according to alien processes to the rest of us. some people may find a pig gross but decide to fuck it eventually if theyre fucked in the mind.

 

[anuscabbage12]

what was the fight even about? has anyone clip it?

the clip was in the post here: https://streamable.com/6rhmy5 Streamable is a site that hosts clips. people on ip2 clip stuff from irl and it gets hosted there

also here on woozuh's stream if people want to dig through it for shots/clips of ralph, its over 7 hours though: https://dlive.tv/p/woozuh+Yb1ujTAGg

 

[Vetti]

Sensationalist reporter and verifiable retard @Memology 101 has made a video reporting that Ralph got swatted. Gator retweeted a link to the video hoping it would paint Ralph in a sympathetic light, and failed to notice every comment on the video is mocking and trashing Ralph.

 

[MeltyTW]

the clip was in the post here: https://streamable.com/6rhmy5 Streamable is a site that hosts clips. people on ip2 clip stuff from irl and it gets hosted there

also here on woozuh's stream if people want to dig through it for shots/clips of ralph, its over 7 hours though: https://dlive.tv/p/woozuh+Yb1ujTAGg

to be fair to ralph poking the gunt while hes dying of corona might collapse his lungs with an avalanche of gunted fat caving in on them.

Sensationalist reporter and verifiable retard @Memology 101 has made a video reporting that Ralph got swatted. Gator retweeted a link to the video hoping it would paint Ralph in a sympathetic light, and failed to notice every comment on the video is mocking and trashing Ralph.

its almost like ralphs sphere is tiny and artificial and far more people want to laugh at him getting shot or jailed

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Post proof or stop posting, you are trying to own epic style a complete loser by posting cringe after cringe and promising big stuff but never delivering.
Not long ago the same gay nonsense happened with DSP where some absolute faggots were making sure fun stuff didn't "leak" so they could make DSP confess to playing some mobile game.
The more cringeposts you make the more I think you're just a dumb roleplayer. kys

The least my man can do is dump everything. It's all really dull at this point.

 

[High Tea]

gunt and corona squashed lungs

i love that even when ralph can cobble an above meager lemon total with bots shills and friends cycling lemons like bibble and warski something like faith reminding us all his money goes to her happens him, he just keeps being completely emasculated being reduced to faith's paypig, alice's meal ticket (with faith making ralph pretend their still dating likely hampering any attempt to get with someone like alice who apparently hates cheaters) and nora's childhood mistake.

the world itself really does hate this little loud mouthed midget.

and for people saying ralph wont pay faith remember that his wigger bravado is a front online, if he met even ade or josh irl hed be a lot more reserved. hell pay faith or faith will come on the kiwifarms or get her dad angry enough to torment the gunt unfettered or release more embarrassing details like her not being with ralph anymore. gunt is completely fucked and he knows it, hell whimper and be a good cuck for faith. hell she might have even told them theyre still together solely to prevent him from getting more thumb action

Most of them seem to be fucking him for clout, so once that is gained, why not take off? With Pantsu if may be that she wanted dick when she wasn't getting any and Ralph was the closest guy she knows. Alice has issues but is an e-girl streamer seemingly willing to debase herself in many ways to keep people watching, as evidenced by the tattoos she's gotten. Ade took the opportunity and is now a streamer too. More than enough has been said about Faith, including that she seemed to love e-celebs and didn't really matter which one took the bait, she's the alleged opposite perspective of him, being pro BLM and all. I suppose one could say the e-celeb thing is probably how he got Nora too since they wouldn't have met otherwise.

Sensationalist reporter and verifiable retard @Memology 101 has made a video reporting that Ralph got swatted. Gator retweeted a link to the video hoping it would paint Ralph in a sympathetic light, and failed to notice every comment on the video is mocking and trashing Ralph.

Guess trying to get clout from Memeology is more important than realizing he's anti Ralph now.

 

[Kenobi]

Godwinsons Ralph voice is so good.

Sensationalist reporter and verifiable retard @Memology 101 has made a video reporting that Ralph got swatted. Gator retweeted a link to the video hoping it would paint Ralph in a sympathetic light, and failed to notice every comment on the video is mocking and trashing Ralph.

Damn memolgy in the comments liking anti Ralph and Warski comments.
@Memology 101 were you triggerd by Ralphs antimexican comments or something? I tought you two were on good terms with you sacrficing the oneway you feed your family to the gunt for a couple of weeks last year.

People in the comments are arguing if this is a swatting or not and honestly i don´t know. The defention has changed since the orginal happenings.
The old defention of swatting was that a sperg called the police and made a false report about a horrific crime which the police responds by sending a swat unit, which promptly kicks your door down with guns drawn. Basically a threat to your life cause they might shoot you.
New defention seems to be everything related to a false incident reporting is a swatting. Boogie called his wellness check a swatting and i guess this is too.

 

[Hal]

Damn memolgy in the comments liking anti Ralph and Warski comments.

This is the first comment I see on that video.

MillenniaThinker makes some of the best content of all time.

 

[CuteTrapsDmMe]

People in the comments are arguing if this is a swatting or not and honestly i don´t know. The defention has changed since the orginal happenings.
The old defention of swatting was that a sperg called the police and made a false report about a horrific crime which the police responds by sending a swat unit, which promptly kicks your door down with guns drawn. Basically a threat to your life cause they might shoot you.
New defention seems to be everything related to a false incident reporting is a swatting. Boogie called his wellness check a swatting and i guess this is too.

Even a noise complaint is swatting when you need your internet fwends and fanbase to sympathize with you.

 

[greadered]

he leaked ralphs phone number and info that turned out to be true though,


he tried to, had to pretend faith was gf when she donated to him to get it read and alice according to her hates cheaters, pantsu apparently was disgusted with him to ade and seems to not respect him but dont know she fucked digi and likes kids so eh. really hard to tell with crazy women because theyll change their minds according to alien processes to the rest of us. some people may find a pig gross but decide to fuck it eventually if theyre fucked in the mind.

lol ade came into the ed discord today and told us about pantsu and a little bit about whats been going on, his shitty life seems to be tanking quickly so i should probably start paying more attention

 

[Kenobi]

How horrible do you feel as a woman when even GATOR is saying no go the fuck away.
Just look at this i can see some european parts but then its mixed with something else.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1333845688749350912

Godwinson confirming Gators chad status.