Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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1. KF users would never fuck with a wishlist if it actually had items for his nephew on it. Problem is, Lou loves to buy toys, games, and other age inappropriate items almost as much as Kevin Gibs. We know your nephew isn't into Wonder Woman and doesn't have the latest console.

2. Aren't Salvation Army bell ringers volunteers? Or do they have paid ones as well? Because my parents are doing a shift once a week each until Christmas, for free...
 
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Lol like he actually signed up. If he did, fantastic! Now go a bit further and apply to other places. Hell you'd probably get some help if you spammed on twitter something like hey, I live in x area anybody know of job openings around here I'd be good at?

Course then he'd be fired but pretend it's cause he's trans.
 
No, he's not afraid of bottom-level jobs. He just thinks he's above those kinds of jobs.

That's what he -says-, but given just about everything you could infer about the man given how he bloody sounds... honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he's afraid to work, and is using that as a cover.
 
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1. KF users would never fuck with a wishlist if it actually had items for his nephew on it. Problem is, Lou loves to buy toys, games, and other age inappropriate items almost as much as Kevin Gibs. We know your nephew isn't into Wonder Woman and doesn't have the latest console.

2. Aren't Salvation Army bell ringers volunteers? Or do they have paid ones as well? Because my parents are doing a shift once a week each until Christmas, for free...
I 100% have no doubt Lou's list for his nephew is going to be eerily similar to the list he posted a while back. I'll buy something that is clearly for a 6 yr old though. I may buy two or three things.

If Lou really would do anything for his nephew's happiness, this is a real easy thing to do.
 
🚨 ALERT ALERT ALERT 🚨 LOU IS GETTING A JOB, sort of:

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Sorry for the double post, but if anything is worth of its own post, surely it would be Lou getting an actual paid quasi-job and going back to the Salvation Army in a single tweet.

"Full on, Hysterical 'gotta do what you gotta do'"

Motherfucker you don't know the first thing about that, if you did you wouldn't be the size of a beached whale and have an employment history of a 12 year old.

The delusions of this guy, people with the proper "do what needs to be done" mindset grind out jobs, save money, better themselves and put in the hard work to get what they want.

Lou even thinking applying for a volunteer bell ringer position is the same as someone busting their balls with multiple minimum wage jobs is just proof of how detached he is from reality, its stunning. Amazing. A thing of awe.
 
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Maybe you should stop judging your self worth on how much money people are able to give you. It's Christmas, people are busy buying their own gifts and saving up because they don't know if they'll still have work once seasonal stuff is finished. A big chunk of my extra money is going to help a relative who needs money to pay bills. I'm probably not the only one out there in a similar boat.

But I doubt you really feel this way. You're just banging that drum in the hopes someone will cough up more money, which you'll spend on garbage for yourself.

Of course, you could also find self worth and money the way most people do....

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You know how you can find joy when you're feeling down? By helping others. Selflessly. Without any sort of expectation.

I know, I know, it's beyond Lou to help others in the first place, to say nothing of doing so without expectation of reciprocation or even asspats. It's hard out there for a psychopath consoomer.
 
How much does Lou love his nephew? He makes damn sure he's awake by 10:30 every weekday morning so he can tell his mother how to find the Zoom icon on the iPad. How dare she complain he doesn't help out around the house.

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edit: Lou would do anything for his family and doesn't care if he gets anything nice for Christmas so long as his nephew does...

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...but he can't even do that because of mean old KF. Damn you, KF!!! #TransCrowdFund

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Everyone hates Lou, and that's OK with him:

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Lou wants to punch women who think Ed Harris is sexy. It always comes back to violence against women for our gurl.

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"A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a great villain."

It's a shame Louis is neither a hero, a great villain, nor a villain to begin with. He's hardly a main character even in his own 500 page life story.
 
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🚨 ALERT ALERT ALERT 🚨 LOU IS GETTING A JOB, sort of:

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Sorry for the double post, but if anything is worth of its own post, surely it would be Lou getting an actual paid quasi-job and going back to the Salvation Army in a single tweet.
Well I'll be- 500 pages in, and it finally looks like Lou's getting desperate enough to maybe get a semi-job. Gonna be interesting to see the outcome on this.
 
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500 pages, blah blah, it's time for the updated list of Twitter names:

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And for a special 500th anniversary treat, please enjoy The iPads of Louis Gagliardi:

Device NumberModelNotes
1UnknownGave to nephew 12/25/19
2UnknownGave to brother as of 2/28
3iPad Mini 5Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4iPad 10.2 inchLent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5iPad 9.7 inchSelling as of 8/14
6iPad Pro 11Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7iPad Mini 5 (2nd)Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)Bought 9/22, selling as of 11/28
 
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500 pages, blah blah, it's time for the updated list of Twitter names:

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And for a special 500th anniversary treat, please enjoy The iPads of Louis Gagliardi:

Device NumberModelNotes
1UnknownGave to nephew 12/25/19
2UnknownGave to brother as of 2/28
3iPad Mini 5Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4iPad 10.2 inchLent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5iPad 9.7 inchSelling as of 8/14
6iPad Pro 11Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7iPad Mini 5 (2nd)Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)Bought 9/22, selling as of 11/28
Amazing how someone so broke, destitute and starving away to nothing has had more iPads in 2 years than most people would have in 15.

But guys. He's starving, and needs money, he's living in poverty and I guarantee those iPads were bought AFTER his needs as "something nice". Honest.
 
Days without Lying Lardie Lou baleeting pretty much everything: 0.
Days without an identity crisis: 0.
Thread pages of Lou being an absolutely exceptional individual: 500 and counting.
 
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