Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

I've rewatched that video a few times today trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about.

How does he think pregnancy works?

I mean, he has an idea of how in vitro fertilization works, but how the actual goddamned fuck does he think pregnancy works if he thinks a fully transitioned MtF could carry a child? Or that a fully transitioned FtM could?

Because if he's really talking about fully transitioned, neither one of them are going to have the necessary parts necessary to carry a child. One is a matter of "technology hasn't reached that point yet" and the other is "had that nonsense surgically removed".

I guess, to be fair, I could assume he just doesn't know what 'fully transitioned' means either, but jesus tittyfucking christ, this is the guy who thinks he's smart enough to get a PhD in genetics and at least a MA in biology.

Well pretty soon anyone who raises the point that MtF trannies are freaks and incapable of birthing children will be expelled and blacklisted from academia so he may fit right into their game.

I also noticed an IG comment that told him MtF and FtM are old terms and the proper terms are now "trans man" and "trans woman" and in his second vid he started to use that terminology. He's capable of learning when it behooves him, why can't he get his shit together and stop being such a fat fucking faggot?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So does lucas think everyone hears voices? Like all other people are controlled by what the voices say, but not lucas, he ingores the voice. He's not sheeple.

Eta: He's mentioned Rob Halford several times. I think he's bi curious and that scares the hell out of him for some reason. Thus the I'm not gay over compensation.
Edit: spelling

Goldaor was on the cusp of asking him about it when Golden USB imploded so gloriously.

AFAIK He's never been asked directly about it

 

[Wernology]

Well pretty soon anyone who raises the point that MtF trannies are freaks and incapable of birthing children will be expelled and blacklisted from academia so he may fit right into their game.

I also noticed an IG comment that told him MtF and FtM are old terms and the proper terms are now "trans man" and "trans woman" and in his second vid he started to use that terminology. He's capable of learning when it behooves him, why can't he get his shit together and stop being such a fat fucking faggot?

Kind of makes me want to make another burner to make comments just...making up terms for things to see if his dumb ass starts using them in his next video.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Goldaor was on the cusp of asking him about it when Golden USB imploded so gloriously.

AFAIK He's never been asked directly about it

That was honestly creepy af, with him persistently asking if they were telling him to hurt himself, etc, and Lucas getting angrier and angrier. A lot of what Lucas does repulses me but I really did not enjoy that aspect of the podcast.

Kind of makes me want to make another burner to make comments just...making up terms for things to see if his dumb ass starts using them in his next video.

I think that's a good idea. It'd be funny if you could get him to use troon or another slur like it used to be an offensive term but troons are reclaiming it gen z style like nigga. Then when he says it to some beefed up trans woman he gets his ass kicked or at minimum gets yelled at Game Stop style.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

“Lucas is not gay.”
And yet Lucas has had a penis inside of his mouth.

 

[Goldaor]

That was honestly creepy af, with him persistently asking if they were telling him to hurt himself, etc, and Lucas getting angrier and angrier. A lot of what Lucas does repulses me but I really did not enjoy that aspect of the podcast.

Between every episode I would torment myself wondering if I go too far (or not far enough) but since it was the last episode I really wanted to go to the limits. I didn't plan on being this aggressive but he was such a bitch to me, his KFC provider (especially when talking to Sophie) I thought I owed this to the viewers.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Between every episode I would torment myself wondering if I go too far (or not far enough) but since it was the last episode I really wanted to go to the limits. I didn't plan on being this aggressive but he was such a bitch to me, his KFC provider (especially when talking to Sophie) I thought I owed this to the viewers.

It wasn't creepy AF.

It was catharsis.

He deserves much worse.

Don't doubt yourself. You brought more content to this thread than anyone else has, short Lucas himself.

Even at the end you were still polite.

The last episode was golden. Especially the end.

 

[Wernology]

It wasn't creepy AF.

It was catharsis.

He deserves much worse.

Don't doubt yourself. You brought more content to this thread than anyone else has, short Lucas himself.

Even at the end you were still polite.

The last episode was golden. Especially the end.

I still laugh at the bit where he realizes his constantly harped on, "I could steal ANY chick from her zoomer man once she hears my 'my magic sperm will give her babies stronger DNA!'" nonsense failed hard with Sophie and he lost his entire mind, screaming, "WHY. ARE. YOU. SO. AFRAID. SOPHIE!!" going full fucking Streetcar.

Edit: The two videos from the last day.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I also still think there is a possibility of the Wern trooning out, or trying to date a trans, as the whole community is based in a sort of radical acceptance of anyone claiming to be a part of

Not wanting to fuck trannies is the most normal thing about him.

edit; Christ I didn’t see the video above, I retract my statement.

There is now absolutely fucking nothing normal about him. Nothing. Nada. His life is a cosmic joke.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I still laugh at the bit where he realizes his constantly harped on, "I could steal ANY chick from her zoomer man once she hears my 'my magic sperm will give her babies stronger DNA!'" nonsense failed hard with Sophie and he lost his entire mind, screaming, "WHY. ARE. YOU. SO. AFRAID. SOPHIE!!" going full fucking Streetcar.

Edit: The two videos from the last day.

The giddy joy Lucas has for having just spent a short time being used by people 20 years younger than him would be sad if not for the fact it’s Lucas. A couple of derelicts traded having to be in Lucas presence for a free meal, then immediately split when finished, and he sees this as a wonderful night making new friends. And somehow he finds the idea of having farted them out of his hotel room as some endearing interaction. Uncle Lucas. So proud his new found friends are anarchist, atheists who use the N word in every sentence. His delusion knows no bounds.

Not wanting to fuck trannies is the most normal thing about him.

edit; Christ I didn’t see the video above, I retract my statement.

There is now absolutely fucking nothing normal about him. Nothing. Nada. His life is a cosmic joke.

I was going to say... I am not so sure he wouldn’t fuck a tranny after that video!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Between every episode I would torment myself wondering if I go too far (or not far enough) but since it was the last episode I really wanted to go to the limits. I didn't plan on being this aggressive but he was such a bitch to me, his KFC provider (especially when talking to Sophie) I thought I owed this to the viewers.

I saw a comment you left on @klickitat 's video about wanting to interview Isaac.

I second this a million times over.

This is what we must do. We must figure out how to get ahold of Isaac, and give him whatever KFC he wants to have him answer questions about The Wern.

He has been in close proximity with Lucas, and observed Lucas whining about women, and trying to get women.

I have no doubt that he has gold. He won't be as abusive as Lucas, either.

Call it The Platinum USB: View To a Wern: Isaac's Story

We've gotta make this happen!

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

The giddy joy Lucas has for having just spent a short time being used by people 20 years younger than him would be sad if not for the fact it’s Lucas. A couple of derelicts traded having to be in Lucas presence for a free meal, then immediately split when finished, and he sees this as a wonderful night making new friends. And somehow he finds the idea of having farted them out of his hotel room as some endearing interaction. Uncle Lucas. So proud his new found friends are anarchist, atheists who use the N word in every sentence. His delusion knows no bounds.



I was going to say... I am not so sure he wouldn’t fuck a tranny after that video!

His lack of understanding about biology is truly amazing. Somehow he's going to knock up a chick who used to be a dude.

 

[ThomasAudley]

I saw a comment you left on @klickitat 's video about wanting to interview Isaac.

I second this a million times over.

This is what we must do. We must figure out how to get ahold of Isaac, and give him whatever KFC he wants to have him answer questions about The Wern.

He has been in close proximity with Lucas, and observed Lucas whining about women, and trying to get women.

I have no doubt that he has gold. He won't be as abusive as Lucas, either.

Call it The Platinum USB: View To a Wern: Isaac's Story

We've gotta make this happen!

Let’s see if I can suss his number out and if @Goldaor is up to it I can PM him. Apparently Lucas texted me this last night and I just now saw it, what a weirdo to think THAT info is pertinent to renting a room.

ETA: He provided me with his public defender, his payee, his brother, and his stepdad as references!!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Let’s see if I can suss his number out and if @Goldaor is up to it I can PM him. Apparently Lucas texted me this last night and I just now saw it, what a weirdo to think THAT info is pertinent to renting a room.

Heck yes!

Between the two of you guys this can be figured out!

Heck, if you guys are okay with it, and if he wants to, Jeremiah could even take a crack at interviewing Isaac. I thought his style was a good Counterpoint to Goldaor.

 

[IceQueen]

Oh, you can think what you want.

That boy ain't straight. The hyper level of I'M IN TO WOMEN! YOUNG WOMEN! PRETTY WOMEN! WOMEN! WOOOMMMEEEEENNNNNN!!!!! is one hell of a cover, but obvious to anyone who's seen men who are, at the very least, bisexual, while they're desperately trying to both pretend and make everyone else think they're totally hetero.

At the very, very, very, scraping the bottom of the barrel least, he's curious.

He's also an idiot, however, and thinks the hyperfixation on women is throwing anyone off.

Oh I believe that for sure. I don’t think he’s explicitly straight I just know he’s not gay because he is way too GENUINELY obsessed with women, breeding, etc. for him to not be interested in women. Now whether or not he’s also interested in men, I truly don’t know.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Let’s see if I can suss his number out and if @Goldaor is up to it I can PM him. Apparently Lucas texted me this last night and I just now saw it, what a weirdo to think THAT info is pertinent to renting a room.

ETA: He provided me with his public defender, his payee, his brother, and his stepdad as references!!

So he DID get drunk.

In the video where he was talking about the trannies, he kept his drink off camera, when he took a sip out of it, IIRC.

And when he discussed it he said they ate Mexican food and drank pop.

Just the fact that he mentioned it at all made me think that it was probably alcohol.

Of course, there's always the chance that he's just saying this to try to sound cool, because Lucas is very much still at the point where he thinks drinking and smoking pot are very cool, but based on the way he sounded in the video, that kind of jovial stupid quality he gets when he's drunk, I think it's likely that he was actually drunk.

 

[ThomasAudley]

So he DID get drunk.

In the video where he was talking about the trannies, he kept his drink off camera, when he took a sip out of it, IIRC.

And when he discussed it he said they ate Mexican food and drank pop.

Just the fact that he mentioned it at all made me think that it was probably alcohol.

Of course, there's always the chance that he's just saying this to try to sound cool, because Lucas is very much still at the point where he thinks drinking and smoking pot are very cool, but based on the way he sounded in the video, that kind of jovial stupid quality he gets when he's drunk, I think it's likely that he was actually drunk.

He took a sip from a red solo cup on camera. When's the last time any adult drank from a solo cup that didn't contain alcohol?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Heck yes!

Between the two of you guys this can be figured out!

Heck, if you guys are okay with it, and if he wants to, Jeremiah could even take a crack at interviewing Isaac. I thought his style was a good Counterpoint to Goldaor.

I'm down for it.

 

[teleméres69]

So how long did it actually take for Lucas to break the no alcohol rule? Should give it a try to interview Isaac, it would be interesting to hear from someone who has to tolerate Lucas regularly

 

[VoidFace]

He took a sip from a red solo cup on camera. When's the last time any adult drank from a solo cup that didn't contain alcohol?

Not to defend Lucas but I regularly use solo cups for everything from milk to soda when I’m feeling particularly lazy and won’t want to do dishes later.

But Lucas definitely had some sort of bottom-shelf swill in his cup hahaha