Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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View attachment 1758251Weekly Wern 4 is out, it contains exclusive content such as all the voice messages he keeps spamming the Spokane girl and the text convo with the troll. It's the last one too.

"I'm very left wing but tbh hate faggots and niggers."

Fuckin' lol'd. Very nice.

Let's argue about Coil.

Sometime around 95, 96, all the fat, white nerds that bought The Downward Spiral and discovered "industrial" began looking for other ways to waste their parent's money.
Some settled on KMFDM, or Skinny Puppy. Others discovered Stabbing Westward. A couple bought Coil CDs and tried to like them. The most obnoxious pretended to like Throbbing Gristle and Psychic TV. The most retarded are to blame for Marilyn Manson.

Anyway, these bands, in that pre millennial moment, became largely the domain of chubby, virginal dorks. If you were there, you will admit this.

Hey. I've never been chubby.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Oh I believe that for sure. I don’t think he’s explicitly straight I just know he’s not gay because he is way too GENUINELY obsessed with women, breeding, etc. for him to not be interested in women. Now whether or not he’s also interested in men, I truly don’t know.

I think hes Bi but only out of desparation since its better than digging a hole in the ground and fucking that

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

It appears the next catfish has entered the ring

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He is proud of being in presence of trannies. He is an ally and a defender of their rights against Trump and Trumpanzies. I have a feeling people such as Chris Chan and Lucas will show their immense support to the gays and others because they feel a sense of belonging. All you have to do is say "I support LGBT" and you're "in". Lucas isn't "in" anything otherwise.

Definitely. How long before his true nature gets him exiled?
Getting charged with a "transphobic hate crime" would be mega lulzy...

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So he DID get drunk.

In the video where he was talking about the trannies, he kept his drink off camera, when he took a sip out of it, IIRC.

And when he discussed it he said they ate Mexican food and drank pop.

Just the fact that he mentioned it at all made me think that it was probably alcohol.

Of course, there's always the chance that he's just saying this to try to sound cool, because Lucas is very much still at the point where he thinks drinking and smoking pot are very cool, but based on the way he sounded in the video, that kind of jovial stupid quality he gets when he's drunk, I think it's likely that he was actually drunk.

Look at his face in the latest video and how he is acting, he is absolutely both drunk and high as he is describing his wonderful night with trannies.

The question is what organization is going to test him and take some sort of action? How many groups is he beholden to that have required him to have no drugs or alcohol at this point? The police? The mental health facility? All the shelters he has been banned from? Lucas’s long dark winter has just begun. How long until him getting fucked up comes back to bite him in the ass and he is in a jail cell, a padded room or a freezing park bench dying of exposure?

edit - Is it just me or is Lucas really packing on the pounds lately? He either rubbed that foot cream on his face again or he is puffing up from too many burritos and sodas. Or maybe the meds they put him on, if he is still taking them, are causing him to gain weight again?

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Between every episode I would torment myself wondering if I go too far (or not far enough) but since it was the last episode I really wanted to go to the limits. I didn't plan on being this aggressive but he was such a bitch to me, his KFC provider (especially when talking to Sophie) I thought I owed this to the viewers.

And if (God forbid) anything were to happen where evidence would be needed to speak to Lucas' state of mind/beliefs, etc (I'm still going back & forth as to whether or not he'd force himself on someone or not...part of me thinks he's too weak/timid, but if he gets in a manic or frenzied state, who knows), it's out there now. You weren't a 'troll', you didn't provoke him, you just asked him questions in a calm, civil manner. Those could be very useful one day. Hopefully not, but it's nice to have them for documentation.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't think any agency actually gives a single shit if homeless clients drink and do drugs. It's so much hassle to serve someone with no papers, no fixed address and no money to pay fines that no one bothers. He's probably bloating up from drinking soda and booze and eating garbage food that doesn't keep him full.

He's going to be (or already is, really) another homeless perpetually fucked up schizo drifter that bounces from shelter to shelter between sleeping rough. He'll be dead in 5 or 6 years from the lifestyle.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

To be fair I don't think it was Isaac's idea to especially bring trannies. For Gen Z it's super popular to be trans, especially right now.

I mean i can see Isaac's plan with it being to deliberately bring someone he would assume Lucas wouldnt want to fuck but still close enough to what he asked for to collect the reward money anyways. Isaac doesnt seem like a shitty enough person to actually put them in any danger leaving them alone with Lucas. Probably brought a group of them instead of just one so that Lucas wouldnt feel comfortable enough to try anything. We dont really know much about Isaac but hopefully he isnt shitty enough to end up actually taking an offer like 1000$ or whatever to leave someone alone with Lucas

 

[mothman96]

Let’s see if I can suss his number out and if @Goldaor is up to it I can PM him. Apparently Lucas texted me this last night and I just now saw it, what a weirdo to think THAT info is pertinent to renting a room.

ETA: He provided me with his public defender, his payee, his brother, and his stepdad as references!!

He used his public defender as a reference, as if that would not raise a red flag. His payee , yea sure "shows" at his age how competent and responsible he is to need a "payee". His brother, that's got to be his younger brother Seth who hasn't talked to the Creep in about 7 yrs. Now why didn't he use king Roy as a reference and instead used his stepdad. Does he really think his stepdad and younger brother are going to put their names on the line and give him glowing recommendations when they both know he's a psycho predator. For him to contact you offering "references", he's still really salivating at the thought of rooming with the 4 ovulators/ juicy wombs.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Let's argue about Coil.

Sometime around 95, 96, all the fat, white nerds that bought The Downward Spiral and discovered "industrial" began looking for other ways to waste their parent's money.
Some settled on KMFDM, or Skinny Puppy. Others discovered Stabbing Westward. A couple bought Coil CDs and tried to like them. The most obnoxious pretended to like Throbbing Gristle and Psychic TV. The most retarded are to blame for Marilyn Manson.

Anyway, these bands, in that pre millennial moment, became largely the domain of chubby, virginal dorks. If you were there, you will admit this.

Stabbing westward and coil are a far cry from each other, You are right the Vampire LARPers got into industrial in 95, but my experience was they were into KMFDM AND Ministry and other metal industrial shit. They didn’t get into throbbing gristle , coil or Einsturzende Neaubauten in my experience

 

[Da Dude123]

I guess Lucas thought all his references would tell this prospective landlord that he is plenty good and to go ahead and rent to him. He may chimpout when he gets another no on this.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

But I thought the situation with the prospective landlord had already fallen apart.

Wasn't he sending those references to "Autumn"?

Or have I lost the plot?

 

[teleméres69]

"No racists" that should set off alarms if she shows any interest in Spokane's biggest racist

It appears the next catfish has entered the ring
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His face does seem more bloated, which makes sense given how regularily he eats junk food and drinks soda, that thing that causes him to beat women. I'm sure the meds didn't help, but Lucas always refuses medication when he leaves so I doubt he's sticking with them as he's still just as insane as ever

edit - Is it just me or is Lucas really packing on the pounds lately? He either rubbed that foot cream on his face again or he is puffing up from too many burritos and sodas. Or maybe the meds they put him on, if he is still taking them, are causing him to gain weight again?

Hopefully 5 years at maximum. His novelty as a meme really wears off at times

I don't think any agency actually gives a single shit if homeless clients drink and do drugs. It's so much hassle to serve someone with no papers, no fixed address and no money to pay fines that no one bothers. He's probably bloating up from drinking soda and booze and eating garbage food that doesn't keep him full.

He's going to be (or already is, really) another homeless perpetually fucked up schizo drifter that bounces from shelter to shelter between sleeping rough. He'll be dead in 5 or 6 years from the lifestyle.

 

[BIG CATS]

But I thought the situation with the prospective landlord had already fallen apart.

Wasn't he sending those references to "Autumn"?

Or have I lost the plot?

I think while drunk he sent the prospective landlord his SJW credentials as a way to boost his “references”. He’s probably anticipating a mooo-ve in date for his hard work.
He was drinking with minors in a motel room, he’s plenty good!

 

[Fatal Walter]

Look at his instagram picture. As if we needed any more proof he's stuck in the 90s.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Yeah pretty much that. To confirm if that place he was soaking his clothes in a tub of piss was permanent or not I made a burner number and texted him saying I was from CL to see if he was interested. He said yes. I said the house was full of 4 college chicks (lol) and then when I found out he was a male I said my roommate would only be comfortable if her cop boyfriend could check his background. He sperged out and I ignored him. Kinda forgot about it then the night he was getting drunk with trannies he texted me to inform me of such and then I pretended to be interested in renting to him if he could provide a personal reference to allay my roommate's concerns. He then provided me 4 red-flag references, and I asked if he had any personal friends as my roommate did not want to bother his lawyer or payee. He said despite being in Spokane for 4 years he has none, but what I really want is for him to provide a lead for getting into contact with Isaac, if not Isaac directly.

 

[Seed Pod Tits]

Yeah pretty much that. To confirm if that place he was soaking his clothes in a tub of piss was permanent or not I made a burner number and texted him saying I was from CL to see if he was interested. He said yes. I said the house was full of 4 college chicks (lol) and then when I found out he was a male I said my roommate would only be comfortable if her cop boyfriend could check his background. He sperged out and I ignored him. Kinda forgot about it then the night he was getting drunk with trannies he texted me to inform me of such and then I pretended to be interested in renting to him if he could provide a personal reference to allay my roommate's concerns. He then provided me 4 red-flag references, and I asked if he had any personal friends as my roommate did not want to bother his lawyer or payee. He said despite being in Spokane for 4 years he has none, but what I really want is for him to provide a lead for getting into contact with Isaac, if not Isaac directly.

I would be more interested to see if his lawyer/payee waves through a reference for ol' lukey to move in with 4 college aged women. That's just me!

 

[ThomasAudley]

I would be more interested to see if his lawyer/payee waves through a reference for ol' lukey to move in with 4 college aged women. That's just me!

Nah, I'm not gonna contact those people or pass their info along. His lawyer has a fiduciary relationship and cannot divulge any privileged info, so there's no point to waste his time. He's probably discernible from the community court website, I dunno, but he's a busy man representing all the homeless of Spokane.

His payee also likely has professional obligations that prevent her from divulging info about Lucas. I think it's acceptable to rope people in that willingly affiliate with Lucas, such as Isaac, but people that know Lucas through their job or familial relationship should be left alone as they have enough bullshit in life having to deal with Lucas already.

 

[Seed Pod Tits]

Fair enough. I don't trust Lucas to have already got their permission before giving out their names as potential references. Anyone who gives him a reference as a decent potential roommate is a lying asshole.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Nah, I'm not gonna contact those people or pass their info along. His lawyer has a fiduciary relationship and cannot divulge any privileged info, so there's no point to waste his time. He's probably discernible from the community court website, I dunno, but he's a busy man representing all the homeless of Spokane.

His payee also likely has professional obligations that prevent her from divulging info about Lucas. I think it's acceptable to rope people in that willingly affiliate with Lucas, such as Isaac, but people that know Lucas through their job or familial relationship should be left alone as they have enough bullshit in life having to deal with Lucas already.

A solid ethical statement to me kept in the Wernology Code of Ethics, if you ask me.